Chris1989

Not Guns 'Northampton' Roses until you have a group of Brazilians in charge, a revolving door of players and managers, and trophies are due to come "soon"

Snakes, you're just high and spouting bollocks. Let's lock this thread.

Haye is back.

Never back Chelsea. Save it for betting on Spurs to beat them with over 2.5 goals on the weekend.

Said they wouldn't go bust.

Well the Manchester canal murderer may have moved to Liverpool based on this article - http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/latest-news/cyclists-tumble-into-canal-captured-on-strava-200096

I'd cheer if Tyson got knocked out, and I would laugh if he won. It's win win!

Cycling to work until further notice as my car is dead. Second day of cycling, and I am just looking at it as saving £2 a day from my car journey. £10 a week, £40 a month, £480 a year....

Wilsheres injured.

Jack Wheelchair

I swear Snakes doesn't actually have any business ideas, he's just registered a trade mark and is hoping it will happen.

Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net anybody?

You lost to Chelsea. Says it all, certainly not title challengers.

It's actually not funny at all and a good example of what I meant.

Anybody done the whiter shade of pale joke yet?

You B*stard, I was just about to make a joke about having lot's of test subjects available in the 40's.

Compensating for something?

Jesus

Would be the wrong thing to mention.

Are you thinking Linda McCartney, dead wife of Paul from The Beatles?

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/galleries/1417/Football-s-forgotten-stadiums-sportgalleries

Mainly Highbury for the first 6-7 pics, but there are plenty of others - worth a look. I was in the Ikea that stands on the old Rovers ground only last week.

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And ate in the pizza hut that is there just 3 weeks ago!

My neighbours cat thinks that it also owns our house.

Fuck it, get Trump in, push the big Red Button and maybe if we survive we can rebuild from scatch. Out of the ashes may arise a new world with no religion and lots of happy families.

Pip pip. Jolly good. Stiff upper lip and all that.

Oh fuck off. The banner at the bottom of this thread is the Arsenal christmas tat in their online shop. Ozil may only be 20 pixels tall, but he's still an ugly fucker, just this time he is an ugly fucker in an xmas jumper. Piss off Arsenal!

To be fair I think we're doing pretty well actually. We're not arguing like in the US Gun threads or the Christianity threads, and nobody has blamed poor Len or asked him to denounce the attacks, so I put us well above the people on social media calling for closed borders and bombing the people back to the stone age.

Yup, Kane looks and sounds a bit off. Possibly just an after effect of his Mum and Aunt being the same person.

Looking forward to El Classico Saturday night Barca to win is 2/1 at the moment tempted to stick £100 on them Ronaldo is out of touch Benzema is injured Saurez and Neymar have been smashing it and Messi returns

Benzema is injured or Benzema is in jail?

We must joke, otherwise the terrorists win.