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  1. the flu is shit

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    2. Forsaken

      Forsaken

      Just kidding dude, get well soon bud and drink lots of orange juice.... had that shit in Jan and it was brutal

    3. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Have norovirus right now, the vomiting bug. Puking every 2 hours for the past 24 hours. Jesus Christ this is worse than listening to This I Love on repeat in a dark room

    4. ColdHeartBreaker

      ColdHeartBreaker

      norovirus or scraped intro on repeat?

  2. Growing a beard until the Trent/Kanye album comes out.

    1. Crazyman

      Crazyman

      is groundhogs day the new april fools?!

    2. supercool

      supercool

      you have a beard?! lol i thought you were 12

    3. ColdHeartBreaker
  3. I don't care how many times I hear it pronounced properly, the voice in my head will always read "bass" as if it rhymes with ass.

    1. Amir

      Amir

      I thought that's how you pronounce the word for the fish?

    2. Johnny Drama

      Johnny Drama

      That means you say it as "barse".

    3. Amir

      Amir

      Hah, hadn't thought of that...

  4. The Edmonton Oilers are so shit that their goalie literally had to break the record for greatest goaltending performance of all time just to allow them to beat the Sharks.

    1. Coma16

      Coma16

      well, they also scored 3 goals :)

    2. bacardimayne

      bacardimayne

      Sharks would have scored 9 with any other goalie in net.

    3. Coma16

      Coma16

      i didn't watch the game but that's a bold statement.

  5. Every time I see your username, I hear Kanye West's "rock forever twenty-one but just turned thirtayyyyyyyy" line in my head. I'm sure that's not what you were going for, but I've listened to that song plenty times solely because I ran into one of your posts.

    1. rock4eva

      rock4eva

      Sorry only just saw this today. Don't check my feed - will have to have a listen to the song. Now you know it had nothing to do with that song.

  6. I love the kazoo in "Human Being".

    1. magisme

      magisme

      Really fun song, right?

  7. Robin Finck is playing the Grammys this year. Meanwhile, Slash is probably going to play Ribfest again. Checkmate, atheists.

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    2. Bobbo

      Bobbo

      Robin will be a mere errand boy at the Grammys, while Slash will be the star at ribfest. The big bang still conquers all

    3. Broskirose

      Broskirose

      Buttrock for life.

    4. wfuckinga
  8. I just talked to Jesus

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    2. bacardimayne

      bacardimayne

      "What up, Yeezus?"

    3. Forsaken

      Forsaken

      I said shit i'm chillin.... tryin to stack these millions.

    4. classicguns4life
  9. *heavily grunts in the background*

  10. "Broski will occasionally send me a video of the corner of his room." - Graeme

  11. If Denver and Seattle both win today, they will be the only two teams from states with legalized marijuana, giving a whole new meaning to the term "Super Bowl"

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    2. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      Coincidence? I think not. Weed makes everything better.

    3. magisme

      magisme

      I'll feel less guilty getting stoned for the SB, then. What am I talking about? I wasn't gonna feel guilty.

    4. bran
  12. i think "riff" might be an even shittier word than rasp

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      Agreed. Add "lick" in there too. Especially when "tasty" is used to describe them. Sometimes I wish I could virtually strangle people.

  13. You just liked a post of mine that I can't even see.

    1. Powerage5

      Powerage5

      It was in the "How old are you" thread. Do you have notifications for likes on? :lol:

    2. Powerage5

      Powerage5

      It was the Beethoven post.

  14. I've been locked out of the deepfreeze. How will I ever get my steak now?

  15. NP - the dad rock anthem (freebird)

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    2. bacardimayne

      bacardimayne

      Restrain me before I put stairway on.

    3. bran

      bran

      whats next smoke on the water?

    4. bacardimayne

      bacardimayne

      I'd never stoop that low.

  16. Last call for shitposter of the year votes! Winner announced on Sunday.

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    2. ITG

      ITG

      Who needs winners when you've got whiners.

    3. Powerage5

      Powerage5

      Can we vote more than once?

    4. wfuckinga
  17. So I'm just about to start studying for an exam I have in 8 hours and Silkworms leaks.

    1. bran

      bran

      conspiracy!!!!!!

    2. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      The full song?

  18. Most improved poster

    1. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      You aren't helping in my quest for shitposter award. I hope you know that.

  19. Shitposter of the year is a competitive title it seems. Every vote could be the decider! Make your voice heard!

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    2. wfuckinga

      wfuckinga

      It's a tossup between Rita (Miser) and Redhead. I think the crown goes to Red with close second going to Rita/Miser

    3. ITG

      ITG

      why don't you just make a contest for the best way to drive people away from this site.

    4. saber_

      saber_

      InThisGrave seems nervous.

      I vote for Groghan. And Arby's, I mean ARBeast.

  20. Don't forget to PM me your votes for shitposter of the year if you haven't already!

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    2. Lithium

      Lithium

      Be sure to post the runner-ups too!

    3. wfuckinga

      wfuckinga

      when does gracii announce hers

    4. Powerage5

      Powerage5

      bacardimayne is clearly the shitposter of the year.

  21. Pretty hungry. About to pull a fresh t-bone out of the deepfreeze. Will post updates.

    1. Broskirose
    2. bacardimayne

      bacardimayne

      In this grave state I've only managed to just get the oven going. Stay tuned.

    3. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      well what happened?

      pls respond

  22. reported for posting hopsin, a non-hair metal artist, in the music section

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