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We should put a backpack on the ice rink to scare the Boston team.

Neil Armstrong makes it to the moon and takes 5 pictures. Girls go to the restroom and take 43.

I got a YouTube channel coming out so with my own material, if I decide to put it up who will watch it?

I'm having/had a good night:)

If you have a problem with me, please write it nicely on a piece of paper, fold it up, and shove it up your ass.

"I want you to know that it doesn't matter, Where we take this road someone's gotta go." - Kelly Clarkson

Anyone want to go see Boyce Avenue on October 11!

Shit happens. I mean, look at your face.

I love my girlfriend Megan Anne Eaker we have ups and downs but nothing can break the bond me and you share

You know you had a fun night when you wake up at 230 in the afternoon...

Hawks Win!!!! Stanley Cup is DEFINATELY ours for the taking

That moment when you learn Wagon Wheel by Darius Rucker on guitar!

If gas gets any higher, I'm cutting a hole through the floorboard and Flintstoning this bitch.

I can see myself at the age of 80 rocking out to "Paradise City" by Guns N' Roses in my floating rocking chair...

Who else used the arguement "I need a cell phone for in case of an emergency." When they were first trying to convince their parents to let them get one...

Admit it, you should be doing something really important right now, but you came on Facebook instead.

I hate when girls say "Single life sucks" but be out hooking up with a different guy each night...

Like this if you like Chocolate Pudding..

Work 1:30 to 730 then chillen:)

I wanna thank my mom for not aborting me and my dad for buying cheap condoms. Love you guys.

I just love it how my computer throws this error message on when I turn it on and I google the error message instead of calling my brother Mario Sunta, to help me fix my desktop computer in my room.

I have come to the consclusion that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all my missing socks.

Me: I know a stupid guy that sounds like an owl. Friend: Who? .......Oh go to hell.

I wanna watch movies all day tomorrow #offofwork

Text your girlfriend/boyfriend, parents, spouse, co-worker "I haven't been completely honest with you..." But don't respond for 1 hour or however long you want and just screenshot the text messages they send you and post them on Facebook!