Dead Flower Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 1) They are great for your skin. Really hot water can cause outbreaks if you suffer from the occasional zit.2) Cold water is a lot more soothing after shaving than hot water.3) If you do a lot of physical activity, a cold shower will help your aching muscles recuperate a lot faster. 4) They are fucking invigorating in the morning and wake you the fuck up. Yet, strangely, I'm also finding I sleep better when I have a cold shower at night.5) You spend less time in a cold shower, which helps our mother Earth. I couldn't give a fuck about this, but I know some do.Learn from me, my children. For I am wise and you are stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illusions Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 yeh I like to have the occasional cold shower, it really wakes you up in the morning thats for sure! Even A swim at the beach in the middle of winter can be really good for you. Well that depends where you live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Hmmm...interesting....I also heard of benefits to very hot showers....they supposedly kill off parasites in your body....showers over 107 degree F. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Flower Posted February 26, 2008 Author Share Posted February 26, 2008 What parasites? I'm so sick of your hot shower propaganda, Kasanova. The gas companies own your soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Give me 4 more benefits and I'll do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Flower Posted February 26, 2008 Author Share Posted February 26, 2008 Four? Jesus fuck. Ok...6) If you have a massive erection and can't be bothered to rub one out, a cold shower will have your penis receding faster than Axl's hairline.7) After a cold shower your nipples are like hard little rocks that you can hang clothes from. Hard nipples = awesome.8) Cold showers are a great way to test your manhood two times every day.9) You can tell people about your cold showers and they will be fascinated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Four? Jesus fuck. Ok...6) If you have a massive erection and can't be bothered to rub one out, a cold shower will have your penis receding faster than Axl's hairline.7) After a cold shower your nipples are like hard little rocks that you can hang clothes from. Hard nipples = awesome.8) Cold showers are a great way to test your manhood two times every day.9) You can tell people about your cold showers and they will be fascinated.Sold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussie_axl Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 i love the cold showers, i have them all the time, in this weather it's not a shock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highvoltage Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 10) After you get out of a hot shower, you continue to sweat and defeat the purpose of having a shower at all. Guess how much you sweat after a cold shower? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunkyMonk Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 (edited) 6) If you have a massive erection 7) After a cold shower your nipples are like hard little rocks that you can hang clothes from. Hard nipples = awesome.I think I need a cold shower now ...But yeah...every once in a while they're great. Edited February 26, 2008 by FunkyMonk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
&maverick Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 9i like them once in a while.i still like warm showers though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitmanhart408 Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 i think the only time im up for a cold shower is in the summer and after a workout thats in the summer! other than that ill stick to my warm showers. when i wake up its so cold i do notice i stay in the shower forever cuz the water is so warm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Four? Jesus fuck. Ok...6) If you have a massive erection and can't be bothered to rub one out, a cold shower will have your penis receding faster than Slash's hairline.7) After a cold shower your nipples are like hard little rocks that you can hang clothes from. Hard nipples = awesome.8) Cold showers are a great way to test your manhood two times every day.9) You can tell people about your cold showers and they will be fascinated.Otherwise, I agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Flower Posted February 26, 2008 Author Share Posted February 26, 2008 every once in a while they're great.No. Every single day for the rest of your life, nancy boy.This is a lifestyle, baby. Cold showers have changed my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitmanhart408 Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 every once in a while they're great.No. Every single day for the rest of your life, nancy boy.This is a lifestyle, baby. Cold showers have changed my life.how the heck do you do it? A few months ago our water heater broke and i tried to take a shower but it was sooo cold I couldnt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highvoltage Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 every once in a while they're great.No. Every single day for the rest of your life, nancy boy.This is a lifestyle, baby. Cold showers have changed my life.how the heck do you do it? A few months ago our water heater broke and i tried to take a shower but it was sooo cold I couldnt.He has a pair of balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 every once in a while they're great.No. Every single day for the rest of your life, nancy boy.This is a lifestyle, baby. Cold showers have changed my life.how the heck do you do it? A few months ago our water heater broke and i tried to take a shower but it was sooo cold I couldnt.He has a pair of balls.Shrunken ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Flower Posted February 26, 2008 Author Share Posted February 26, 2008 See benefit number eight on my list. I make that cold water my bitch and own it.You'll need to psych yourself up when it's really cold. Listen to Goin' Out West by Tom Waits if you have to. You think Tom was sitting in a warm bubble bath when he wrote that song? Fuck no! He had just got out of an icy cold shower, his errect nipples protruding through his thick mane of chest hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icet224 Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 after reading this thread... I've decided tomorrow I will take my first cold showerif the shock kills me, I'll be dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunkyMonk Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 every once in a while they're great.No. Every single day for the rest of your life, nancy boy.This is a lifestyle, baby. Cold showers have changed my life.Your taunting makes me brave. I accept your cold shower challenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest banaszkiewicz Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 ill do it as soon as possible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illusions Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 What I do sometimes is have a normal hot shower then just before i'm done i'll turn off the hot water and have it cold for half a minute or so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 I stupid. I heard rubbing your own semen on your face cures spots and makes you more attractive to females. Haven't tried it tho. I think I need a cold shower or a hot one, maybe a bath is the way to go. Lying in your own filth in tepid water sounds very stylish. Sort of serial killer meets hygeine nurse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axl-rocks Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 sometimes I take cold showers when it's really hot in summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justagroupie Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Cold showers are heavenly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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