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Invent your own cool GN'R song titles.

My ideas:

Operations of the W.A.R. (A Sojourn into Inner Solitude)

Working on a Wheel

Sirens of the Tides

Everybody Knows

The Garbo Gatsby

[Intermission: AXL Rant]

The Ballad of The Cancer's Newest Vogue

Instrumental 34

A Scanner, Darkly

Mother Goose's Funky Techno Cry

Twin Suns of Lafayette

It Didn't Taste Good, Did It? (Your Mother Would Know)

Operations of the W.A.R. [Reprise]

Bonus tracks:

Ecco Tides [1995 Demo/Sega Genesis and the MACK Computer]

Trials of the Kilt Wearing King of Rock N' Roll

Fuck You, Axl Rose (Pitman Techno Concert Mix)

Man, those sucked big time :rofl-lol: :rofl-lol: :rofl-lol:

I'm glad you're not a songwriter!

The only one that were slightly good was "Sirens of the Tides", although it's very cheesy...

I'm not good at naming things. When I have kids, that job's up to my wife.

I do write somewhat good though, I write poems and whatnot. You do realize most of those titles were in jest and are referential to Axl in some way, right?

Of course! It's all good, man!

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"Sleepin Like an Angel(At The Gig)"

Who would fall asleep at a GNR gig? And which member of a GNR forum would fall asleep at a gig because if you would then I'd like to know why your spend a fraction of your life reading and posting on a GNR board because the gigs have old and new stuff. Makes no sense to me.

My suggestions: Spider Monkeys and Spider Babies

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"The Ballad of Velvet Girl", "Madison Ate My Hamster" and "UMG" ("Uberous Mother Goose"). Seriously though, something inspired by the sentiments in To Kill A Mockingbird would be cool as fuck.

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'Takin A Healthy Shit (On My Career)'

'When I Was Relevant (Rose / Stinson Duet)'

'Fall From Grace (Ain't It A Bitch)'

'Kept the Name (Screwed Eva Since)'

'Bandana Hides the Balding'

'Thirty Pounds Heavier'

'Without A Hit (2011 Dizzy Reed Piano Mix)'

'Domestic Violence Blues'

'Psychotherapy N Botox'

BBA is Gay (for Stevie, Babe!)

My Triple Chins

My Talent is Flushed Down the Tubes

Pay Me N' You Can Lay Me Too

Hollywood Rock Whore

Singers I've Alienated (From Tidus Sloan to Today)

The Weak One Walked Away, One October Day

I Was Arrested for Domestic Violence in 2000

Perla Beats Me Till I Say Yes

Shadow of Who I Used to Be (Slash/Ozzy)

Man Boobs, Piss Stains, More Vodka (Black Eyed Peas Hip Hop Mix]

November Rain (2011 Club Mix Ft. Fergie, Usher)

Fuck me you are such a prat.

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Heres one;

Ill See You in Ten Years

The fuckers in the forum

denythat I am insane

but the world knows it true

and I - I - I do too

because i put up with the shit I do

to sing my songs for you

So Im hanging out at my house in Malibu

some where between Hello world !!!!!!

and the Big Fuck You!

ive said my piece and still i aint got not peace

ive sang my songs for you

ive danced my dance

up in there in the spotlights so bright

Spent my all of thirties trying to make a record.

I fussed and tinkered so many long and endless nights

just to get it exactly right...............

But all these fuckers ever do is bicker and bash

talking their shit and their emptying their trash

(mental masterbate and debate -- )(background vocals)

and talk about my hairstyles and my mustache

(mental masterbate and debate )

or dare .. dare to even ask.................

whos better...... Buckethead or Slash??....( said like a dumbass hick)

I Think its time for me to say

Why dont you all

Kiss my assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss (peircing scream here)

Ill See You in Ten Years.........

dont look for me

Ill see you in ten years

dont you weep

Ill see you in ten years...

dont lose your faith in me..

Ill see you in Ten Years

wait and see

Ill see you in Ten Years

Sorry it couldnt be like it used to be

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