Guest Len B'stard Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 (edited) Hahaha! Same here man! I've been a cushion muncher over the stuff before! Spilled a fuckin' DVD case full of it all over the sofa and started chewin' on the upholstery to try and recover as much of it as I could! Worst thing is that I'll look at a pair of jeans or a shirt and find myself going "£70 for a fuckin' shirt that's fuckin' ridiculous! Errr, yeah mate one sec I'm just lookin' at these shirts, gimme a minute. Oh yeah, tell I'm I'll have an 'enry and make sure it's not the same sticky shit as last time yeah? What's that? £120? Yeah sweet just take me card n' get it on yer way yeah?". I mean it's fuckin' wrong! Thats exactly what i mean man, sometimes you look at yourself and think, where the fuck are you prioritises man? Ponder it whilst rackin' out a line It's fuckin' shit cos you'll be out shopping tryin' to get something nice that's gonna last you and you're flinching at payin' a few quid for something decent that'll last cos you know it's coming out of your sniff budget! I'll honestly feel fuckin' wounded for dropping 100 notes on a pair of jeans but I'll not bat an eyelid at a £500 weekend binge. Something's not right there! I think cuz...on a night out money vanishes cuz you ain't really focused on it and like, whatever you spend is always geared towards a good time and they're on the spot desicions so they're sort of no brainers in a way but when you're standing in a shop, middle of the day, lookin' at a pair of jeans in one hand and £100 in the other it's like "this is just decadence!" Like a headful of Charlie and a mouthful of strippers tit is like balancing your cheque books.The very fact that we have to budget for ching is a pretty good example of why we shouldn't be doing it, it ain't a budget persons drug Edited August 4, 2012 by sugaraylen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
there is no dana only zool Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Can any of you honestly say the pages here get their favors out of line? Find me it. I dare Sugar and Subsy to bring different sorts of levels that we've seen before. Think of three (and make sure it's funny). GO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Can any of you honestly say the pages here get their favors out of line? Find me it. I dare Sugar and Subsy to bring different sorts of levels that we've seen before. Think of three (and make sure it's funny). GO.Translation??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Can any of you honestly say the pages here get their favors out of line? Find me it. I dare Sugar and Subsy to bring different sorts of levels that we've seen before. Think of three (and make sure it's funny). GO.I have no idea what you mean, pages here get their favors put of line? Whatcha mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Wooooooooooooooooooooooo! Boys in the house!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Can any of you honestly say the pages here get their favors out of line? Find me it. I dare Sugar and Subsy to bring different sorts of levels that we've seen before. Think of three (and make sure it's funny). GO.Da...Ummm... Are you using Swype or something and you couldn't be assed editing anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbominableHoman Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 i wanna go to sleep Fuckin' made myself a cup of tea, it don't fuckin' taste of nothin' And fuckin' hell man, there's more ching up north than there is down here, how hard can it be to get hold of, i know lads now offhand in Bradford who could sort you out if you fancy a bit of a drive I'm named after some town in G.B. or whatever? What a low down bullshit scam, mom. Real original. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 i wanna go to sleep Fuckin' made myself a cup of tea, it don't fuckin' taste of nothin' And fuckin' hell man, there's more ching up north than there is down here, how hard can it be to get hold of, i know lads now offhand in Bradford who could sort you out if you fancy a bit of a drive I'm named after some town in G.B. or whatever? What a low down bullshit scam, mom. Real original.Aye, proper fuckin' shithole n' all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Wooooooooooooooooooooooo! Boys in the house!!!!!!We need a name for the three of us. Something scum albeit intellectual.i wanna go to sleep Fuckin' made myself a cup of tea, it don't fuckin' taste of nothin' And fuckin' hell man, there's more ching up north than there is down here, how hard can it be to get hold of, i know lads now offhand in Bradford who could sort you out if you fancy a bit of a drive I'm named after some town in G.B. or whatever? What a low down bullshit scam, mom. Real original.Aye, proper fuckin' shithole n' all! Needs more brown shite looking architecture.i wanna go to sleep Fuckin' made myself a cup of tea, it don't fuckin' taste of nothin' And fuckin' hell man, there's more ching up north than there is down here, how hard can it be to get hold of, i know lads now offhand in Bradford who could sort you out if you fancy a bit of a drive I'm named after some town in G.B. or whatever? What a low down bullshit scam, mom. Real original.You're Cletus to us you pretentious git. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbominableHoman Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 I missed the Olympics' opening ceremony, but did you guys really celebrate industrialism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 We need a name for the three of us. Something scum albeit intellectual.The Black, Brown and Whyte Crew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 (edited) How about Black, Brown, White and Associates. Casually racist and we sound like an accounting firm which fits me perfectly And you can't shorten it to BBW and Ass. because there's gonna be alot of folks on here looking for naked fat birds Edited August 4, 2012 by Johnny Drama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 I missed the Olympics' opening ceremony, but did you guys really celebrate industrialism?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni0I6R9et8kIndeed we did! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbominableHoman Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 i wanna go to sleep Fuckin' made myself a cup of tea, it don't fuckin' taste of nothin' And fuckin' hell man, there's more ching up north than there is down here, how hard can it be to get hold of, i know lads now offhand in Bradford who could sort you out if you fancy a bit of a drive I'm named after some town in G.B. or whatever? What a low down bullshit scam, mom. Real original.You're Cletus to us you pretentious git.Listen. I'll take the occasional shit from my ancestor's former oppressors, but some northern hemisphere reject? Nah, I dun think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 (edited) How about Black, Brown, White and Associates. Casually racist and we sound like an accounting firm which fits me perfectly Hahaha! Sounds plausible! Are you like proper coalhouse black or just a bit mucky looking like Len? And you can't shorten it to BBW and Ass. because there's gonna be alot of folks on here looking for naked fat birds Hahahhaha! Post of the day and it's only half eight in the morning! Edited August 4, 2012 by Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 I'm inbetween. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosaj Thing Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 habla tsudane no bachan me cago en todo, el otro día me dijeron merci beaucoup il mio tomodachi so I replied and left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 I'm inbetween.Then BBW and Ass it is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 i wanna go to sleep Fuckin' made myself a cup of tea, it don't fuckin' taste of nothin' And fuckin' hell man, there's more ching up north than there is down here, how hard can it be to get hold of, i know lads now offhand in Bradford who could sort you out if you fancy a bit of a drive I'm named after some town in G.B. or whatever? What a low down bullshit scam, mom. Real original.Fuck off, your name ain't Bradford! Your lucky she didn't pick nowhere from down South, got funny names here, Cockfosters, The Elephant and Castle, all sorts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbominableHoman Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 i wanna go to sleep Fuckin' made myself a cup of tea, it don't fuckin' taste of nothin' And fuckin' hell man, there's more ching up north than there is down here, how hard can it be to get hold of, i know lads now offhand in Bradford who could sort you out if you fancy a bit of a drive I'm named after some town in G.B. or whatever? What a low down bullshit scam, mom. Real original.Fuck off, your name ain't Bradford! Your lucky she didn't pick nowhere from down South, got funny names here, Cockfosters, The Elephant and Castle, all sorts If I wasn't busy drinking, listening to Jackyl and hitting on old homecoming dates via facebook I'd prove it to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 (edited) FUNNY PLACE NAMES IN ENGLANDAcock’s Green, Worcestershire, UKBabes Well, Durham, UKBachelors Bump, Essex, UKBackside Lane, OxfordshireBalls Green, Kent, EnglandBalls Cross, WestSussexBareleg Hill, Staffordshire, UKBarking, EssexBeaver Close, SurreyBedlam Bottom, Hampshire, UKBeef Lane, OxfordshireBeer, Devon, UKBeggars Bush, Sussex passed her primeBell End near Lickey EndBishops Itchington, Staffs, UKBitchfield, LincolnshireBoggy Bottom, Abbots Langley, Herts, UKBooty Lane, NorthYorkshireBottoms Fold, LancashireBroadbottom, Cheshire, UKBrown Willy, Cornwall,UKBushygap, Northumberland, UKCatholes, CumbriaCatsgore, Somerset, UKCharles Bottom, Devon, UKClap Hill, village in Kent, UKClay Bottom, Bristol, UKCock Alley, Calow, UKCock Bridge, Hope, Derbyshire, UKCock Green, nr BraintreeCock Lane, Tutts Clump, Berkshire, UKCock Law, Northumberland, UKCock and Bell Lane, SuffolkCockermouth, CumbriaCockernhoe, nr Luton, UKCocking, Midhurst, West Sussex, UKCockintake, Staffordshire, UKCockpit Hill, Derbyshire, UKCockplay, Northumberland, UKCocks, CornwallCockshoot Close, OxfordshireCockshot, Northumberland, UKCockshutt Wood, Sheffield, UKCockup Lake District, Cumbria. UKColdwind, Cornwall, UKCrackington Haven, Cornwall, UKCrackpot, North Yorkshire, UKCrapstone, DevonCrotch Crescent, OxfordDeans Bottom, Kent, UKDevil’s Lapful, Northumberland, UKDicks Mount, SuffolkDrinkstone, Suffolk, UKhooray for tolerance!, Northumberland, UKFanny Barks, Durham, UKFanny Avenue, DerbyshireFanny Hands Lane, LincolnshireFeltham Close, HampshireFeltwell, NorfolkFingringhoe, EssexFlesh Shank, Northumberland, UKFriars Entry, OxfordshireFruitfall Cove, Cornwall, UKFudgepack upon Humber, HumbersideGay Street, Sussex. UKGays Hill, Cornwall, UKGiggleswick, Staincliffe, Nth. Yorkshire, UKGolden Balls, Oxfordshire, UKGravelly Bottom Road, nr Langley Heath, Kent, UKGreat Cockup & Little Cockup, hills in The Lake District, UKGreat Horwood, Bucks, UKGreat Tosson, NorthumberlandGrope Lane, ShropshireHampton Gay, Oxfordshire, UKHappy Bottom, DorsetHelstone, Cornwall, UKHole Bottom, Yorkshire, UKHole of Horcum, North YorkshireHolly Bush, Ledbury, Herefordshire, UKHoney Knob Hill, WiltshireHoneypot Lane, LeicestershireHooker Road, NorwichHorncastle, LinconshireHorneyman, Kent, UKHornyold Road, Malvern Wells, UKHorwood, Devon, UKJeffries Passage, SurreyJolly’s Bottom, Cornwall, UKJuggs Close, EastSussexKnockerdown, Derbyshire, UKLetch Lane, Bourton-on-the-Water, The Cotswolds, UKLickar Moor, Northumberland, UKLickers Lane, MerseysideLickey End, Worcestershire, UKLickfold, West SussexLittle Horwood, Bucks, UKLittle Bushey Lane, HertfordshireLong Lover Lane, HalifaxLower Swell, GloucestershireMenlove Avenue, LiverpoolMinge Lane, WorcestershireMoisty Lane, StaffordshireNether Wallop, HampshireNob End, South Lancashire, UKNork Rise, SurreyNorth Piddle, WorcestershireOgle Close, MerseysideOld Sodbury, GloucestershireOld Sodom Lane, WiltshireOver Peover, Cheshire, UKPant, ShropshirePenistone, Sth Yorkshire, UKPiddle River, Dorset, UKPork Lane, EssexPratt’s Bottom, KentPrickwillow, CambridgeshirePump Alley, MiddlesexRam Alley, Wiltshire, UKRamsbottom, Lancs, UKRimswell, East Riding of YorkshireSandy Balls, HampshireScratchy Bottom, Dorset, UKShaggs, Dorset, UKShingaycum Wendy, BuckinghamshireShitlingthorpe, Yorkshire, UKShitterton, DorsetShittington,, Bedfordshire, UKSix Mile Bottom, Cambridge, UKSlackbottom, Yorkshire, UKSlag Lane, MerseysideSlip End, Beds, UKSlippery Lane, StaffordshireSnatchup, HertfordshireSpanker Lane, Derbyshire.Spitalin the Street, LincolnshireSplatt, Cornwall, UKStaines, SurreyStow cum Quy, Cambridgeshire, UKSwell, SomersetThe Blind Fiddler, Cornwall, UKThe Bush, BuckinghamshireThe Furry, CornwallThe Knob, OxfordshireThong, KentTinkerbush Lane, OxfordshireTitcomb, near Inkpen, Berkshire, UKTitlington Mount, NorthumberlandTitty Hill, Sussex, UKTitty Ho, NorthamptonshireTosside, LancashireTurkey Cock Lane, Colchester, Essex, UKUgley, EssexUpper Bleeding, Sussex, UKUpper Chute, Hampshire, UKUpper Dicker & Lower Dicker, East Sussex, UKUpperthong, West Riding, Yorkshire, UKWash Dyke, Norfolk, UKWeedon Lois, NorthamptonWeedon, in the Parish of Hardwick, Buckinghamshire, UKWeeford, Staffordshire, UKWet Rain, Yorkshire, UKWetwang, East YorkshireWhamBottomLane, LancashireWideopen, Newcastle, UKWilley, WarwickshireWinkle Street, SouthamptonWormegay, Norfolk, UKFUNNY PLACE NAMES IN SCOTLANDArdfork, AberdeenshireArdgay, Ross & Cromarty, UKAssloss, Ayrshire, ScotlandBackside, Aberdeenshire, ScotlandBackside, Banffshire, ScotlandBallownie, Angus, UKBlackdikes, AngusBladda, PaisleyForest Dyke Road, LanarkshireBoghead, AyrshireBoysack, Angus, Scot.Brokenwind, AberdeenshireButt of Lewis, Hebrides, Scotland, UKCock of Arran, Isle of Arran, Scotland, UKCumloden Court, Dumfries and GallowayDick Court, LanarkshireEast Breast, InverclydeFannyfield, Ross and Cromarty, UKFattiehead, Banffshire, ScotlandHillo’ManyStanes, ScotlandInchbare, Angus, ukInchinnan Drive, RenfrewshireInchmore, AberdeenshireMerkins Avenue, West DumbartonshireStripeside, Banffshire, UKTarty, Aberdeenshire, Scotland, UKThe Bastard, a mountain in Scotland, ukTwatt, Orkney Edited August 4, 2012 by Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 i wanna go to sleep Fuckin' made myself a cup of tea, it don't fuckin' taste of nothin' And fuckin' hell man, there's more ching up north than there is down here, how hard can it be to get hold of, i know lads now offhand in Bradford who could sort you out if you fancy a bit of a drive I'm named after some town in G.B. or whatever? What a low down bullshit scam, mom. Real original.Fuck off, your name ain't Bradford! Your lucky she didn't pick nowhere from down South, got funny names here, Cockfosters, The Elephant and Castle, all sorts If I wasn't busy drinking, listening to Jackyl and hitting on old homecoming dates via facebook I'd prove it to you.I'd hate to interuppt anything that might result in you getting your tip soaked man, do what you're doing man Bollocks, there ain't no Boggy Bottom in Abbotts Langley, i lived round there for a year, i never heard of no boggy bottom! I've heard of Little Bushey Lane though, used to be a great stretch to take cars for a good ol' burn out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 (edited) Edited August 4, 2012 by Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 (edited) Not a place name as such but certainly brightened up my day! Edited August 4, 2012 by Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbominableHoman Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Not a place name as such but certainly brightened up my day! I feel boondoggled. This picture is a fucking stretch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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