sailaway Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 I just noticed the Ozzy/Randy/Sharon banter:Sharon is a nice woman. Fuck off.Ozzy is great and not pussy-whipped. Fuck off.Randy didn't "think it would be funny" to ride in the plane and buzz Ozzy's buss. It's still unknown as to why he and the makeup artist - both who were afraid of flying - got on the plane. Fuck off.Sharon did sleep with Randy. Fuck off.Oh look the Calvary Sharon is business Savvy,nice is debatable.On tribute vid its said that they thought it would be a blast to buzz the tour bus,it was a blast!Who cares who Sharon/ozzy/randy slept with?Treated Zakk rather shabbily,but that's another story,Now go back to your room and dust off your ozzy shrine.Back to the Roast that never happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iftheworld Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 I just noticed the Ozzy/Randy/Sharon banter:Sharon is a nice woman. Fuck off.Ozzy is great and not pussy-whipped. Fuck off.Randy didn't "think it would be funny" to ride in the plane and buzz Ozzy's buss. It's still unknown as to why he and the makeup artist - both who were afraid of flying - got on the plane. Fuck off.Sharon did sleep with Randy. Fuck off.Oh look the Calvary Sharon is business Savvy,nice is debatable.On tribute vid its said that they thought it would be a blast to buzz the tour bus,it was a blast!Who cares who Sharon/ozzy/randy slept with?Treated Zakk rather shabbily,but that's another story,Now go back to your room and dust off your ozzy shrine.Back to the Roast that never happened Let's be honest Sharon wanted to fuck someone who wasn't going to choke her or shoot at her cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 This thread reminds me of this maybe we can entice Axl with some foodhttp://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2006/07/22/axl-rose-guns-n-roasties-115875-17428673/AXL ROSE GUNS N' ROASTIESBy Brian Roberts 22/07/2006AXL Rose nearly sparked a riot at a reunion concert by refusing to go on stage until he had eaten a roast lamb dinner.The 44-year-old Guns n' Roses singer kept fans waiting an hour and 15 minutes in sweltering heat while caterers rushed to prepare his grub.Thousands started jeering and throwing objects at the stage in Newcastle, but wildman Axl - who flew in by helicopter - refused to budge.Fan Saskia Green, 25, said: "It was really hot and the crowd was booing because he was taking forever.Advertisement - article continues below »Click here to find out more!"A security guard said the delay was caused by Axl demanding a lamb dinner before he went on - very rock 'n' roll."Colin Revel, manager of the Metro Arena, confirmed Axl refused to play until he had been fed, adding: "Only a roast dinner would do."Haha! I was at that gig and it was a fucking long wait! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailaway Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 I just noticed the Ozzy/Randy/Sharon banter:Sharon is a nice woman. Fuck off.Ozzy is great and not pussy-whipped. Fuck off.Randy didn't "think it would be funny" to ride in the plane and buzz Ozzy's buss. It's still unknown as to why he and the makeup artist - both who were afraid of flying - got on the plane. Fuck off.Sharon did sleep with Randy. Fuck off.Oh look the Calvary Sharon is business Savvy,nice is debatable.On tribute vid its said that they thought it would be a blast to buzz the tour bus,it was a blast!Who cares who Sharon/ozzy/randy slept with?Treated Zakk rather shabbily,but that's another story,Now go back to your room and dust off your ozzy shrine.Back to the Roast that never happened Let's be honest Sharon wanted to fuck someone who wasn't going to choke her or shoot at her cats.Ha! Or snort ants,lick up N6's piss which in itself had to be lethal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 (edited) I just noticed the Ozzy/Randy/Sharon banter:Sharon is a nice woman. Fuck off.Ozzy is great and not pussy-whipped. Fuck off.Randy didn't "think it would be funny" to ride in the plane and buzz Ozzy's buss. It's still unknown as to why he and the makeup artist - both who were afraid of flying - got on the plane. Fuck off.Sharon did sleep with Randy. Fuck off.Oh look the Calvary Sharon is business Savvy,nice is debatable.On tribute vid its said that they thought it would be a blast to buzz the tour bus,it was a blast!Who cares who Sharon/ozzy/randy slept with?Treated Zakk rather shabbily,but that's another story,Now go back to your room and dust off your ozzy shrine.Back to the Roast that never happened Same can be said for Axl, I guess. Besides the business part.I like to believe "it's" also.Apparently the people areguing about it?Lolk Edited January 24, 2012 by Black Sabbath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailaway Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 While we're on the subject, Randy accidentally fell into Sharons butt. The sex rumours are a bit skewed.Was that before her plastic surgeries,when she was rotund with a bulbous nose? Like Kelly looks?I just noticed the Ozzy/Randy/Sharon banter:Sharon is a nice woman. Fuck off.Ozzy is great and not pussy-whipped. Fuck off.Randy didn't "think it would be funny" to ride in the plane and buzz Ozzy's buss. It's still unknown as to why he and the makeup artist - both who were afraid of flying - got on the plane. Fuck off.Sharon did sleep with Randy. Fuck off.Oh look the Calvary Sharon is business Savvy,nice is debatable.On tribute vid its said that they thought it would be a blast to buzz the tour bus,it was a blast!Who cares who Sharon/ozzy/randy slept with?Treated Zakk rather shabbily,but that's another story,Now go back to your room and dust off your ozzy shrine.Back to the Roast that never happened Same can be said for Axl, I guess. Besides the business part.I like to believe "it's" also.Apparently the people areguing about it?LolkNobody is seriously "areguing" it's friendly repartee' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayer Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 (edited) Get that Randy-Sharon quote tree out of here and leave this thread to the roasting."Aging takes an inevitable toll on any rock-and-roll singer as their life goes on. A weakening voice, an expanding waistline, a receding hairline. But Axl Rose has fought off all those issues the same way he's fought off the lawsuits of his ex-wife and girlfriend: by throwing enough money at it that people stop noticing.""Axl Rose spent a longer time promising Chinese Democracy than Mao Zedong. But at least he ended up delivering it. No one really expected that anymore. Dr. Pepper didn't expect that. They bet everyone in America a free can it wouldn't. They should have known not to play chicken with a man who spent all his time hanging out with Buckethead." Edited January 24, 2012 by Flayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailaway Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Get that Randy-Sharon quote tree out of here and leave this thread to the roasting."Aging takes an inevitable toll on any rock-and-roll singer as their life goes on. A weakening voice, an expanding waistline, a receding hairline. But Axl Rose has fought off all those issues the same way he's fought off the lawsuits of his ex-wife and girlfriend: by throwing enough money at it that people stop noticing.""Axl Rose spent a longer time promising Chinese Democracy than Mao Zedong. But at least he ended up delivering it. No one really expected that anymore. Dr. Pepper didn't expect that. They bet everyone in America a free can it wouldn't. They should have known not to play chicken with a man who spent all his time hanging out with Buckethead."Leave the comedy to ITW,he is much more adept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayer Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Get that Randy-Sharon quote tree out of here and leave this thread to the roasting."Aging takes an inevitable toll on any rock-and-roll singer as their life goes on. A weakening voice, an expanding waistline, a receding hairline. But Axl Rose has fought off all those issues the same way he's fought off the lawsuits of his ex-wife and girlfriend: by throwing enough money at it that people stop noticing.""Axl Rose spent a longer time promising Chinese Democracy than Mao Zedong. But at least he ended up delivering it. No one really expected that anymore. Dr. Pepper didn't expect that. They bet everyone in America a free can it wouldn't. They should have known not to play chicken with a man who spent all his time hanging out with Buckethead."Leave the comedy to ITW,he is much more adept.Heckler's Revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailaway Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Get that Randy-Sharon quote tree out of here and leave this thread to the roasting."Aging takes an inevitable toll on any rock-and-roll singer as their life goes on. A weakening voice, an expanding waistline, a receding hairline. But Axl Rose has fought off all those issues the same way he's fought off the lawsuits of his ex-wife and girlfriend: by throwing enough money at it that people stop noticing.""Axl Rose spent a longer time promising Chinese Democracy than Mao Zedong. But at least he ended up delivering it. No one really expected that anymore. Dr. Pepper didn't expect that. They bet everyone in America a free can it wouldn't. They should have known not to play chicken with a man who spent all his time hanging out with Buckethead."Leave the comedy to ITW,he is much more adept.Heckler's Revenge.Touche' Mon frere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThinkAboutYou Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 I would like to see randy aka If The World as Axl's new management Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayer Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Good joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailaway Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 I would like to see randy aka If The World as Axl's new managementNothing amiss with current management. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayer Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 (edited) "Axl hasn't been wearing his signature bicycle shorts lately. I applaud this move - not because they didn't look good, they looked great - but because it's just asking for it. Of course your managers will try to fuck you when you go out dressed like that." Edited January 24, 2012 by Flayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThinkAboutYou Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 This thread reminds me of this maybe we can entice Axl with some foodhttp://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2006/07/22/axl-rose-guns-n-roasties-115875-17428673/AXL ROSE GUNS N' ROASTIESBy Brian Roberts 22/07/2006AXL Rose nearly sparked a riot at a reunion concert by refusing to go on stage until he had eaten a roast lamb dinner.The 44-year-old Guns n' Roses singer kept fans waiting an hour and 15 minutes in sweltering heat while caterers rushed to prepare his grub.Thousands started jeering and throwing objects at the stage in Newcastle, but wildman Axl - who flew in by helicopter - refused to budge.Fan Saskia Green, 25, said: "It was really hot and the crowd was booing because he was taking forever.Advertisement - article continues below »Click here to find out more!"A security guard said the delay was caused by Axl demanding a lamb dinner before he went on - very rock 'n' roll."Colin Revel, manager of the Metro Arena, confirmed Axl refused to play until he had been fed, adding: "Only a roast dinner would do."Haha! I was at that gig and it was a fucking long wait! You can't hurry a lamb roast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailaway Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 This thread reminds me of this maybe we can entice Axl with some foodhttp://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2006/07/22/axl-rose-guns-n-roasties-115875-17428673/AXL ROSE GUNS N' ROASTIESBy Brian Roberts 22/07/2006AXL Rose nearly sparked a riot at a reunion concert by refusing to go on stage until he had eaten a roast lamb dinner.The 44-year-old Guns n' Roses singer kept fans waiting an hour and 15 minutes in sweltering heat while caterers rushed to prepare his grub.Thousands started jeering and throwing objects at the stage in Newcastle, but wildman Axl - who flew in by helicopter - refused to budge.Fan Saskia Green, 25, said: "It was really hot and the crowd was booing because he was taking forever.Advertisement - article continues below »Click here to find out more!"A security guard said the delay was caused by Axl demanding a lamb dinner before he went on - very rock 'n' roll."Colin Revel, manager of the Metro Arena, confirmed Axl refused to play until he had been fed, adding: "Only a roast dinner would do."Haha! I was at that gig and it was a fucking long wait! You can't hurry a lamb roastRather proliferate a fabrication than embrace the truth? Typical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayer Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Proliferate a fabrication? It's like an Onion article. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThinkAboutYou Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 (edited) I wouldn't even care if he was having a lamb roast a dudes got to eat the articles from the mirror so take it with a grain of salt or should I say a slice of lamb B) Edited January 24, 2012 by ThinkAboutYou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayer Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 The Mirror is the UK equivalent of The Enquirer but with a little more fame and notoriety if you're like me and had to go look it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailaway Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 ZAKK WYLDE SURVIVES GUITAR WORLD ROASTby: Amy Sciarretto 3 days agoSimi Friedman for LoudwireZakk Wylde was roasted last night (Jan. 20) at the first-ever Guitar World Roast and guess what? He survived, if a little singed. But was there ever any doubt that the guitarist would take it like a man? He was subjected to barbs and punishment for two hours in Anaheim, Calif., as a variety of musicians, metalheads and comedians took shots at him. He may have been burnt to a crisp, but he still managed to hurl his own jokes at those who roasted him.Roastmaster Sharon Osbourne – and arguably Zakk’s former boss, since he was Ozzy‘s main axe for years- kicked off the festivities with a poignant declaration: “This is a celebrity roast but who forgot to put the word ‘celebrity’ in quotes?” From that moment, it was on like Donkey Kong for Wylde, as his feelings were not spared by the likes of Scott Ian, Corey Taylor, Chris Jericho and more.Some of the choice insults hurled last night are as follows:Ian said, “Zakk’s guitar playing is way less diatonic and way more gin and tonic.” Guitarist Gus G., who replaced Wylde as Ozzy’s guitarist, submitted a video taunt, saying, “Zakk, I grew up learning all of your riffs and solos. Then I learned how to play real music.” Ouch!Wylde got in on the fun and took a shot at Sharon Osbourne, saying, “There’s a lot of faces up here, and Sharon’s is probably the newest. I’m kidding, Mom. You don’t look a day over artificial.” He also slammed Ian, saying, “Scott’s been playing lots of poker lately, and like Anthrax, they can both barely pull a full house.” Perhaps Zakk can hang up his axe and pursue a career as a stand-up comic. He certainly knows how to throw a verbal jab.Wylde also ripped Slipknot/Stone Sour singer Corey Taylor, saying he was “in a Tenacious D cover band called Pugnacious P. Now he’s in a Nickelback cover band called Stone Sour.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrBrownstone Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 (edited) Wylde also ripped Slipknot/Stone Sour singer Corey Taylor, saying he was in a Tenacious D cover band called Pugnacious P. Now hes in a Nickelback cover band called Stone Sour. This obviously came from Axl. Edited January 24, 2012 by DrBrownstone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolRanchDressing Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Please... in case you haven't noticed, the Roast of Axl Rose has been going on since 1996. Saul has been the M.C.I'd rather see a show called "Axl Roasts" in which Axl roasts members of the music world, the forum and the media. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiraMPD Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Please... in case you haven't noticed, the Roast of Axl Rose has been going on since 1996. Saul has been the M.C.I'd rather see a show called "Axl Roasts" in which Axl roasts members of the music world, the forum and the media.LOL that would be funny. Axl certainly has an... interesting way with words.Fuck it, we should just have an Axl's Rants show which should phase in and out like those 15 min infomercials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagarin Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 all i know is the ultimate warrior appeared via video at zakk's roast, and that's awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolRanchDressing Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 A roast of Axl Rose would end in many guests having their asses kicked and being sent home with their teeth in a doggy bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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