Dazey Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Is Sharon a big fan of Axl or does she know him quite well? Just strange out of all the guys she could mention she picks Axl!I imagine it's because Axl out of all the possibles would be expected to be the most likely to lose it.haha very true! I find all the Roast episodes to be cringeworthy more than funny. The only person that didn't get embarrassed too was Joan Rivers!I thought the Charlie Sheen Roast was great but they certainly didn't pull any punches. There'd simply be too much off the agenda if Axl was to agree so it'd be missing the point entirely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janis Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Is Sharon a big fan of Axl or does she know him quite well? Just strange out of all the guys she could mention she picks Axl!I imagine it's because Axl out of all the possibles would be expected to be the most likely to lose it.haha very true! I find all the Roast episodes to be cringeworthy more than funny. The only person that didn't get embarrassed too was Joan Rivers!I thought the Charlie Sheen Roast was great but they certainly didn't pull any punches. There'd simply be too much off the agenda if Axl was to agree so it'd be missing the point entirely.The roast is way to extreme for Axl but he could still do normal interviews but the only thing we can expect to see him on is TMS sometime again and they probably won't be for ages! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GivenToFly Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 I misread the title as Axl Rose Toast and I thought someone found Axl's face on a piece of toast like they do with Jesus in Latin America. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 I misread the title as Axl Rose Toast and I thought someone found Axl's face on a piece of toast like they do with Jesus in Latin America.Randy? What are you doing in GTF's account? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gunns5 Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Axl would (after arriving 3 hours late) throw the chair at the person after the first joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tingirl Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Im sure Sharon would have a few things to say about his"propositions" to her little Kelly.LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Linguini Occurrence Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Count me among the never gonna happen crowd. I've seen the roasts on Comedy Central, they are beyond brutal. Axl would need to be heavily sedated and locked down in order to sit through one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tingirl Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 After the first few jokes it would turn into a uncensured version of the Jerry Springer Show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saber_ Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 It'll never happen. People making jokes about widely held misconceptions would be irritating.What misconceptions are they then? You saying there's nothing in Axl's past that he'd rather people didn't mention?Well first off maybe I wasn't clear, but I didn't say anything along the lines of "there's nothing in his past that he'd rather they didn't mention", so I dunno where you got that from.But there are misconceptions out there- I'm not going to list them one by one, but the point is by having a roast where people are going to goof on Axl, some of those misconceptions will implicitly be reinforced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris 55 Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 He'd get pissed and leave after the first joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yesterdaze Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 I remember on one roast that one chick said she wished Steve-O died instead of Ryan Dunn. People aren't afraid to "go there".Where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iftheworld Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 (edited) Too bad noone gives a fuck about her bitch ass and her failure loser druggy husband. Edited January 23, 2012 by iftheworld Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhazUp Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Too bad noone gives a fuck about her bitch ass and her failure loser druggy husband.To say nobody gives a fuck about Ozzy is just plain wrong (and to call him a failure too lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill Devil Hill Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Too bad noone gives a fuck about her bitch ass and her failure loser druggy husband.I hate Sharon Osbourne (who eggs Bruce Dickinson?), but Ozzy's awesome and one of the most successful men on the planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 (edited) Too bad noone gives a fuck about her bitch ass and her failure loser druggy husband.I hate Sharon Osbourne (who eggs Bruce Dickinson?), but Ozzy's awesome and one of the most successful men on the planet.She killed Randy Rhodes.Doesn't she have cancer? Edited January 23, 2012 by BirdCatcher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailaway Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Im sure Sharon would have a few things to say about his"propositions" to her little Kelly.LOLThat was erroneous information circulated by uninformed lackeys and sensationalist assholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailaway Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Too bad noone gives a fuck about her bitch ass and her failure loser druggy husband.I hate Sharon Osbourne (who eggs Bruce Dickinson?), but Ozzy's awesome and one of the most successful men on the planet.She killed Randy Rhodes.Doesn't she have cancer?She didn't kill Randy,he and a few others thought it would be hilarious to buzz Ozzy's tour bus,turned out to be a bad fucking idea.Don't spread rumors like this,whether you personally like the person or not.She did have a form of cancer,but was successful in treating it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailaway Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 It'll never happen. People making jokes about widely held misconceptions would be irritating.What misconceptions are they then? You saying there's nothing in Axl's past that he'd rather people didn't mention?Well first off maybe I wasn't clear, but I didn't say anything along the lines of "there's nothing in his past that he'd rather they didn't mention", so I dunno where you got that from.But there are misconceptions out there- I'm not going to list them one by one, but the point is by having a roast where people are going to goof on Axl, some of those misconceptions will implicitly be reinforced.Agreed,the "roasts" I have glanced at are based on people attempting to be amusing while pulling half-truths and outright lies out of their respective asses.Also a bit mean-spirited under the surface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Too bad noone gives a fuck about her bitch ass and her failure loser druggy husband.I hate Sharon Osbourne (who eggs Bruce Dickinson?), but Ozzy's awesome and one of the most successful men on the planet.She killed Randy Rhodes.Doesn't she have cancer?She didn't kill Randy,he and a few others thought it would be hilarious to buzz Ozzy's tour bus,turned out to be a bad fucking idea.Don't spread rumors like this,whether you personally like the person or not.She did have a form of cancer,but was successful in treating it.I sorry. She did bang randy though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wicked Hand Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 That's the point. they are meant to be over the top, mean, and extremely inappropriate.Thats what makes it entertaining. Axl would never do it, although it would be the best one ever, IMO.It is kind of a sick and twisted way to honor someone but you just gotta watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailaway Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Too bad noone gives a fuck about her bitch ass and her failure loser druggy husband.I hate Sharon Osbourne (who eggs Bruce Dickinson?), but Ozzy's awesome and one of the most successful men on the planet.She killed Randy Rhodes.Doesn't she have cancer?She didn't kill Randy,he and a few others thought it would be hilarious to buzz Ozzy's tour bus,turned out to be a bad fucking idea.Don't spread rumors like this,whether you personally like the person or not.She did have a form of cancer,but was successful in treating it.I sorry. She did bang randy thoughSure,you were there,you have pictures-whatever.I don't like aspects of her personality,and Ozzy is totally pussywhipped,but she did ressurect his career post-Sabbath firing him.I don't see a roast as a positive thing at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalsh327 Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Too bad noone gives a fuck about her bitch ass and her failure loser druggy husband.I hate Sharon Osbourne (who eggs Bruce Dickinson?), but Ozzy's awesome and one of the most successful men on the planet.She killed Randy Rhodes.Doesn't she have cancer?She didn't kill Randy,he and a few others thought it would be hilarious to buzz Ozzy's tour bus,turned out to be a bad fucking idea.Don't spread rumors like this,whether you personally like the person or not.She did have a form of cancer,but was successful in treating it.I sorry. She did bang randy thoughAnd she caught Ozzy in bed with a lot of groupies, plus it was before they were married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 SHARON!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailaway Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Too bad noone gives a fuck about her bitch ass and her failure loser druggy husband.I hate Sharon Osbourne (who eggs Bruce Dickinson?), but Ozzy's awesome and one of the most successful men on the planet.She killed Randy Rhodes.Doesn't she have cancer?She didn't kill Randy,he and a few others thought it would be hilarious to buzz Ozzy's tour bus,turned out to be a bad fucking idea.Don't spread rumors like this,whether you personally like the person or not.She did have a form of cancer,but was successful in treating it.I sorry. She did bang randy thoughAnd she caught Ozzy in bed with a lot of groupies, plus it was before they were married.Was this before or after the Alamo Pissing,and the bat n' dove biting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailaway Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 That's the point. they are meant to be over the top, mean, and extremely inappropriate.Thats what makes it entertaining. Axl would never do it, although it would be the best one ever, IMO.It is kind of a sick and twisted way to honor someone but you just gotta watch.Like the way people rubberneck at highway accidents.I don't have issues with things being considered sick n' twisted because they are controversial,or out of the norm,but I cannot envision what jollies people get by virtually attacking each other,over what can be emotionally charged issues.Maybe I need thicker skull and skin to appreciate the finer points of roasts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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