DrBrownstone Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Is there anywhere online to watch the zakk wylde roast? there's nothing on youtube that I can find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayer Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 (edited) Dare I say it would be EPIC?It would indeed. They'd have to catch him in the right mood for it. Roasts are hilarious. Axl's probably heard the worst things people could say about him a million times anyway. He's a big boy. And he's got a gold mine of material to work jokes out of."You might not know this, but the song November Rain was around many years before it actually came out. Axl wrote it as testament of his love for Erin Everly, a testament which had a longer running time than their actual marriage." Edited January 23, 2012 by Flayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 I misread the title as Axl Rose Toast and I thought someone found Axl's face on a piece of toast like they do with Jesus in Latin America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlsalinger Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downzy Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 "Many people think Axl Rose chose his name because it's an anagram for 'oral sex.' The truth is he couldn't think of an anagram for 'three hours late.'" Boom, roasted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlsalinger Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 "What many people don't know is that this roast was actually first scheduled in 1998. We've just spent the last 14 years working on the jokes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Maybe I need thicker skull and skin to appreciate the finer points of roasts. Not at all! You know that all humour doesn't have to be PG-13 don't you? There's nothing wrong with giving somebody shit as long as it's good natured. The Charlie Sheen Roast was hysterical and he gave as good as he got but they gave him hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayer Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 (edited) "Beta Lebeis has been Axl's personal assistant for nearly two decades. Axl Rose has spent more time with a brazilian than Naomi Campbell." Edited January 23, 2012 by Flayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailaway Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Maybe I need thicker skull and skin to appreciate the finer points of roasts. Not at all! You know that all humour doesn't have to be PG-13 don't you? There's nothing wrong with giving somebody shit as long as it's good natured. The Charlie Sheen Roast was hysterical and he gave as good as he got but they gave him hell!Hi Dazey,only looking from my personal pov,I take comments coming from some people totally different than the same comment coming from someone I consider a "hostile",whoever said words can't hurt fucking lied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThinkAboutYou Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 This thread reminds me of this maybe we can entice Axl with some foodhttp://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2006/07/22/axl-rose-guns-n-roasties-115875-17428673/AXL ROSE GUNS N' ROASTIESBy Brian Roberts 22/07/2006AXL Rose nearly sparked a riot at a reunion concert by refusing to go on stage until he had eaten a roast lamb dinner.The 44-year-old Guns n' Roses singer kept fans waiting an hour and 15 minutes in sweltering heat while caterers rushed to prepare his grub.Thousands started jeering and throwing objects at the stage in Newcastle, but wildman Axl - who flew in by helicopter - refused to budge.Fan Saskia Green, 25, said: "It was really hot and the crowd was booing because he was taking forever.Advertisement - article continues below »Click here to find out more!"A security guard said the delay was caused by Axl demanding a lamb dinner before he went on - very rock 'n' roll."Colin Revel, manager of the Metro Arena, confirmed Axl refused to play until he had been fed, adding: "Only a roast dinner would do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayer Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 (edited) "What's the difference between Axl Rose's mic stand and Erin Everly?""They both got thrown around every night; Erin Everly just couldn't keep her bitch mouth shut about it." Edited January 23, 2012 by Flayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill Devil Hill Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Too bad noone gives a fuck about her bitch ass and her failure loser druggy husband.I hate Sharon Osbourne (who eggs Bruce Dickinson?), but Ozzy's awesome and one of the most successful men on the planet.She killed Randy Rhodes.Doesn't she have cancer?She didn't kill Randy,he and a few others thought it would be hilarious to buzz Ozzy's tour bus,turned out to be a bad fucking idea.Don't spread rumors like this,whether you personally like the person or not.She did have a form of cancer,but was successful in treating it.I sorry. She did bang randy thoughSure,you were there,you have pictures-whatever.I don't like aspects of her personality,and Ozzy is totally pussywhipped,but she did ressurect his career post-Sabbath firing him.I don't see a roast as a positive thing at all.She did bang Randy. Rudy Sarzo said Randy told him so (read Off the Rails by Rudy Sarzo). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailaway Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 This thread reminds me of this maybe we can entice Axl with some foodhttp://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2006/07/22/axl-rose-guns-n-roasties-115875-17428673/AXL ROSE GUNS N' ROASTIESBy Brian Roberts 22/07/2006AXL Rose nearly sparked a riot at a reunion concert by refusing to go on stage until he had eaten a roast lamb dinner.The 44-year-old Guns n' Roses singer kept fans waiting an hour and 15 minutes in sweltering heat while caterers rushed to prepare his grub.Thousands started jeering and throwing objects at the stage in Newcastle, but wildman Axl - who flew in by helicopter - refused to budge.Fan Saskia Green, 25, said: "It was really hot and the crowd was booing because he was taking forever.Advertisement - article continues below »Click here to find out more!"A security guard said the delay was caused by Axl demanding a lamb dinner before he went on - very rock 'n' roll."Colin Revel, manager of the Metro Arena, confirmed Axl refused to play until he had been fed, adding: "Only a roast dinner would do."You do realize the whole "roast lamb" incident is erroneous?Too bad noone gives a fuck about her bitch ass and her failure loser druggy husband.I hate Sharon Osbourne (who eggs Bruce Dickinson?), but Ozzy's awesome and one of the most successful men on the planet.She killed Randy Rhodes.Doesn't she have cancer?She didn't kill Randy,he and a few others thought it would be hilarious to buzz Ozzy's tour bus,turned out to be a bad fucking idea.Don't spread rumors like this,whether you personally like the person or not.She did have a form of cancer,but was successful in treating it.I sorry. She did bang randy thoughSure,you were there,you have pictures-whatever.I don't like aspects of her personality,and Ozzy is totally pussywhipped,but she did ressurect his career post-Sabbath firing him.I don't see a roast as a positive thing at all.She did bang Randy. Rudy Sarzo said Randy told him so (read Off the Rails by Rudy Sarzo). Falling into the "he said","she said",he told my best friend's sister's aunt is how a lot of pure garbage gets spread.I thought we were discussing a nonexistant "roast" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iftheworld Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 You guys keep using the word "cancer", but isn't the actual term "slash"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailaway Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 You guys keep using the word "cancer", but isn't the actual term "slash"?Or "I likes to piss my pants,and piss on people carrying my passed out ass off"Damn Randy,you are going to get me in shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iftheworld Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 (edited) You guys keep using the word "cancer", but isn't the actual term "slash"?Or "I likes to piss my pants,and piss on people carrying my passed out ass off"Damn Randy,you are going to get me in shit.teehee hee i fucking love this forums Edited January 24, 2012 by iftheworld Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill Devil Hill Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 (edited) This thread reminds me of this maybe we can entice Axl with some foodhttp://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2006/07/22/axl-rose-guns-n-roasties-115875-17428673/AXL ROSE GUNS N' ROASTIESBy Brian Roberts 22/07/2006AXL Rose nearly sparked a riot at a reunion concert by refusing to go on stage until he had eaten a roast lamb dinner.The 44-year-old Guns n' Roses singer kept fans waiting an hour and 15 minutes in sweltering heat while caterers rushed to prepare his grub.Thousands started jeering and throwing objects at the stage in Newcastle, but wildman Axl - who flew in by helicopter - refused to budge.Fan Saskia Green, 25, said: "It was really hot and the crowd was booing because he was taking forever.Advertisement - article continues below »Click here to find out more!"A security guard said the delay was caused by Axl demanding a lamb dinner before he went on - very rock 'n' roll."Colin Revel, manager of the Metro Arena, confirmed Axl refused to play until he had been fed, adding: "Only a roast dinner would do."You do realize the whole "roast lamb" incident is erroneous?Too bad noone gives a fuck about her bitch ass and her failure loser druggy husband.I hate Sharon Osbourne (who eggs Bruce Dickinson?), but Ozzy's awesome and one of the most successful men on the planet.She killed Randy Rhodes.Doesn't she have cancer?She didn't kill Randy,he and a few others thought it would be hilarious to buzz Ozzy's tour bus,turned out to be a bad fucking idea.Don't spread rumors like this,whether you personally like the person or not.She did have a form of cancer,but was successful in treating it.I sorry. She did bang randy thoughSure,you were there,you have pictures-whatever.I don't like aspects of her personality,and Ozzy is totally pussywhipped,but she did ressurect his career post-Sabbath firing him.I don't see a roast as a positive thing at all.She did bang Randy. Rudy Sarzo said Randy told him so (read Off the Rails by Rudy Sarzo). Falling into the "he said","she said",he told my best friend's sister's aunt is how a lot of pure garbage gets spread.I thought we were discussing a nonexistant "roast"Rudy was Randy's best friend. Randy told Rudy right after it happened, and the book made it sound like it wasn't a big deal to anybody; it was just part of a conversation Randy and Rudy were having. On the subject of the roasts, meh, I'd watch it, but I probably wouldn't laugh. Edited January 24, 2012 by Kill Devil Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 I just noticed the Ozzy/Randy/Sharon banter:Sharon is a nice woman. Fuck off.Ozzy is great and not pussy-whipped. Fuck off.Randy didn't "think it would be funny" to ride in the plane and buzz Ozzy's buss. It's still unknown as to why he and the makeup artist - both who were afraid of flying - got on the plane. Fuck off.Sharon did sleep with Randy. Fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlsalinger Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 "Some of you may be surprised to see me here tonight. I'm not the only person added at the last minute though, they assembled a panel for Axl's roast last week, but all the original members have been replaced.(pauses for laughter)I'd say it was an honour to be here, but I was just informed that I was fired halfway through the last joke." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThinkAboutYou Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 You guys keep using the word "cancer", but isn't the actual term "slash"?Or "I likes to piss my pants,and piss on people carrying my passed out ass off"Damn Randy,you are going to get me in shit.teehee hee i fucking love this forums two months till the boys are down under Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iftheworld Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 While we're on the subject, Randy accidentally fell into Sharons butt. The sex rumours are a bit skewed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailaway Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 This thread reminds me of this maybe we can entice Axl with some foodhttp://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2006/07/22/axl-rose-guns-n-roasties-115875-17428673/AXL ROSE GUNS N' ROASTIESBy Brian Roberts 22/07/2006AXL Rose nearly sparked a riot at a reunion concert by refusing to go on stage until he had eaten a roast lamb dinner.The 44-year-old Guns n' Roses singer kept fans waiting an hour and 15 minutes in sweltering heat while caterers rushed to prepare his grub.Thousands started jeering and throwing objects at the stage in Newcastle, but wildman Axl - who flew in by helicopter - refused to budge.Fan Saskia Green, 25, said: "It was really hot and the crowd was booing because he was taking forever.Advertisement - article continues below »Click here to find out more!"A security guard said the delay was caused by Axl demanding a lamb dinner before he went on - very rock 'n' roll."Colin Revel, manager of the Metro Arena, confirmed Axl refused to play until he had been fed, adding: "Only a roast dinner would do."You do realize the whole "roast lamb" incident is erroneous?Too bad noone gives a fuck about her bitch ass and her failure loser druggy husband.I hate Sharon Osbourne (who eggs Bruce Dickinson?), but Ozzy's awesome and one of the most successful men on the planet.She killed Randy Rhodes.Doesn't she have cancer?She didn't kill Randy,he and a few others thought it would be hilarious to buzz Ozzy's tour bus,turned out to be a bad fucking idea.Don't spread rumors like this,whether you personally like the person or not.She did have a form of cancer,but was successful in treating it.I sorry. She did bang randy thoughSure,you were there,you have pictures-whatever.I don't like aspects of her personality,and Ozzy is totally pussywhipped,but she did ressurect his career post-Sabbath firing him.I don't see a roast as a positive thing at all.She did bang Randy. Rudy Sarzo said Randy told him so (read Off the Rails by Rudy Sarzo). Falling into the "he said","she said",he told my best friend's sister's aunt is how a lot of pure garbage gets spread.I thought we were discussing a nonexistant "roast"Rudy was Randy's best friend. Sharon wasn't really officially with Ozzy yet. Randy told Rudy right after it happened, and the book made it sound like it wasn't a big deal to anybody; it was just part of a conversation Randy and Rudy were having. On the subject of the roasts, meh, I'd watch it, but I probably wouldn't laugh.I read too Casual sex is no big dealYou guys keep using the word "cancer", but isn't the actual term "slash"?Or "I likes to piss my pants,and piss on people carrying my passed out ass off"Damn Randy,you are going to get me in shit.teehee hee i fucking love this forums two months till the boys are down underLove TPB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iftheworld Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 (edited) Lets be honest, we'd all anger fuck Sharon. Did she kill Randy because she knew he was going to quit the band and go to college, yes. But that doesn't change the fact she's probably kinky in bed. Edited January 24, 2012 by iftheworld Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlsalinger Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 What is this, an Ozzy roast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill Devil Hill Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Yeah, I read they were really drunk haha. Wasn't a big deal. I was just saying it happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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