Apollo Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Mods - I obviously don't want to see anybody fight. Fighting is silly and juvenile. This is just for fun, no harm meant.2014 Fight Night - in the OctagonMcCoy vs DJ - in the battle of those who have been bulliedLen vs Sunny - battle of the black dudesDazey vs..........who is the second fattest guy on the forum?Snake-pit vs KK........crazy dude vs the ChristianSoulmonster vs NGOG.......battle of the know-it-allsLithium vs Arnold...........would just be funny to watchP4A vs Red........the scrappy New Yorker vs the brawling Australian red headAnd in the main eventGia vs SLAA.............for obvious reasons (2 hottest girls on the forum)Predictions? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Len vs Sunny, pfft, me, standard!Dazey vs another fatty, Dazey, cuz he'd eat himSnakepit vs KK, KK cuz KKs a fully grown big bald headed nutbag lookin' Italian motherfucker who reminds me of a clean shaven version of Rueben Guerrero Soulmonster vs NGOG - Soulmonster looks a solid lad but i gotta go with Paddy McGinty here, the boys some next fuckin' National Judo champLithium vs Arnold - refuse to answer this one cuz it's insulting P4A vs Red - gotta go for P4', as much as i love Red she don't strike me as the rough and tumble type...not that P4' does but, c'mon, Queens for fuckssake Gia vs SLAA - probably SLAA, never seen her but she's a paddy and there ain't but 2 pennies worth of Gia, bless her minature toy heart, so yeah, SLAA for the win there too.(I'm taking this shit way too seriously huh? ) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted June 20, 2014 Author Share Posted June 20, 2014 Len, I think you probably have it pretty well mapped out correctly.Red heads and Australians are scrappy though. Haven't you seen Wolf Creek?NGOG is also an Olympic level track star as well.And Sunny was in the military, so he might know some good moves!!!I'd have you and him go first though, so you could join me in the broadcast booth afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bacardimayne Posted June 20, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted June 20, 2014 (edited) Arnold Layne vs. The Real McCoy - Loser Leaves Town Match (Special Referee: Miser) highvoltage and Estranged Reality vs. MSL and Warchild - Tag Team Hell in a Cell Edited June 20, 2014 by bacardimayne 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bran Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 axl nutlickers vs slash nutlickers in a midol on a rope battle royal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacardimayne Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 NGOG vs. iftheworld in an Axl's nutsack on a pole match :coolface: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orsys Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 But who would I fight? I'm weakened but I'm still scrappy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thin White Duke Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 "Mods - I obviously don't want to see anybody fight. Fighting is silly and juvenile. Almost as silly ans juvenile as my thread." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted June 20, 2014 Author Share Posted June 20, 2014 (edited) "Mods - I obviously don't want to see anybody fight. Fighting is silly and juvenile. Almost as silly ans juvenile as my thread."Yet you still posted in it..........so thanks!You see, this isn't about a real actual fist-fight between people. It's more of a funny way to chat about two forum members who might not like each other, or that have exact opposite views, or some other semi-funny thing that people can then JOKE about in a good natured way. Nobody actually wants to see people fight.Luckily there are a lot more topics dedicated to serious issues for those who don't want to post in this one!Orsys - obviously.............MB. Edited June 20, 2014 by Groghan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bran Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 lithium vs pappy in a baby oil bath match. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Snakepit vs KK, KK cuz KKs a fully grown big bald headed nutbag lookin' Italian motherfucker who reminds me of a clean shaven version of Rueben Guerrero I actually have a full head of hair....don't let the hat fool ya. The rest of the description is alright though....especially since we're talking about a "fight night".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 But who would I fight? I'm weakened but I'm still scrappy!Pfft, i'll fuckin' take you on, ain't no Canadian gon' whup me It'll be like Ali vs George Chuvalo, i'll be jabbing and left hookin', jabbing and left hookin', you know, sticking it, just working all night I predict that Orsys will catch right crosses for talkin'Yes Orsys may think she's the champ but when I'm finished she'll just be a trampNow I'm not saying this just to be funnyBut I'm fighting Orsys cuz she needs the moneySo if she's hip she'll take a dip because i plan to bust her lipAnd after the fight she'll know she was in a scufflecuz she could not master the Len ShuffleFLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY, STING LIKE A BEE, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRUMBLE YOUNG MAN, RUMBLE, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(not a single one of those rhymes was stolen from Ali, honest!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thin White Duke Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 "Mods - I obviously don't want to see anybody fight. Fighting is silly and juvenile. Almost as silly ans juvenile as my thread."Yet you still posted in it..........so thanks!Because I am silly and juvenile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bran Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 But who would I fight? I'm weakened but I'm still scrappy!we will give you a jobber to beat up onorsys vs velvetgirl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 (edited) I wanna fight Bran only I'm worried if i get knocked out I might wake up in the end scene from the Wicker Man, screaming pleas of mercy to the heavens as Bran and his minions dance around chanting incantations and rubbing the breasts of naked virgins with chickens blood whilst they skip in merriment around my bonfire, holding a golden calf aloft and singing it's praises to the heavens as the flesh roasts off my skin Edited June 20, 2014 by sugaraylen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bran Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I wanna fight Bran only I'm worried if i get knocked out I might wake up in the end scene from the Wicker Man, screaming pleas of mercy to the heavens as Bran and his minions dance around chanting incantations and rubbing the breasts of naked virgins with chickens blood whilst they dance around my bonfire, holding a golden calf aloft and singing it's praises to the heavens as the flesh roasts off my skin the wicker man creeped me out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 (edited) Me too...it's the endless fuckin' bellowing and fuckin' hopelessness of the ending. Britt Ekland was in it though i think so that alleviated some of the strain. Correct me if I'm wrong, it's been a while since I've seen it but her boobs played a supporting role too, did they not? And whatcha mean 'creeped you out', it's a sad day in Christendom when metallers start getting creeped out, whatever next, a pacifist suicide bomber? One that explodes rose petal-bombs in crowded public squares screaming 'PEACE AND VEGETABLE RIGHTS!' like some kind of jihadist Neil from The Young Ones Edited June 20, 2014 by sugaraylen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bran Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Me too...it's the endless fuckin' bellowing and fuckin' hopelessness of the ending. Britt Ekland was in it though i think so that alleviated some of the strain. Correct me if I'm wrong, it's been a while since I've seen it but her boobs played a supporting role too, did they not? And whatcha mean 'creeped you out', it's a sad day in Christendom when metallers start getting creeped out, whatever next, a pacifist suicide bomber? One that explodes rose petal-bombs in crowded in crowded public square screaming 'PEACE AND VEGETABLE RIGHTS!' like some kind of jihadist Neil from The Young Ones the end was just creepy, great movie broskirose vs WFA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 WFA looks like a bit of a quim to be honest but then I've not seen broski so i'll have to call null vote on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orsys Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 But who would I fight? I'm weakened but I'm still scrappy!Pfft, i'll fuckin' take you on, ain't no Canadian gon' whup me It'll be like Ali vs George Chuvalo, i'll be jabbing and left hookin', jabbing and left hookin', you know, sticking it, just working all night I predict that Orsys will catch right crosses for talkin'Yes Orsys may think she's the champ but when I'm finished she'll just be a trampNow I'm not saying this just to be funnyBut I'm fighting Orsys cuz she needs the moneySo if she's hip she'll take a dip because i plan to bust her lipAnd after the fight she'll know she was in a scufflecuz she could not master the Len ShuffleFLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY, STING LIKE A BEE, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRUMBLE YOUNG MAN, RUMBLE, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(not a single one of those rhymes was stolen from Ali, honest!)Yeah you may jab and push me around.But I'm going to tickle you and you're goin' down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Gia vs ARQ would be fun to watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I used to be skinny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gia Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 And in the main eventGia vs SLAA.............for obvious reasons (2 hottest girls on the forum)Thanks Groghan(although I'm pretty sure you're being sarcastic ... at least about me )Arnold Layne vs. The Real McCoy - Loser Leaves Town Match (Special Referee: Miser)highvoltage and Estranged Reality vs. MSL and Warchild - Tag Team Hell in a Cell :rofl-lol:Gia vs SLAA - probably SLAA, never seen her but she's a paddy and there ain't but 2 pennies worth of Gia, bless her minature toy heart, so yeah, SLAA for the win there too.Interesting note, I've met SLAA and she's actually around the same height Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 NGOG would probably win most. He's the Ken Shamrock of the forum.I believe that Totts and I would make a dynamic tag team: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 I used to be skinny. Just think. If you lost that weight it would the biggest fuck you to Lenny and really isn't that what we all want? He's so horrible to you. *tears welling up*And in the main eventGia vs SLAA.............for obvious reasons (2 hottest girls on the forum) Thanks Groghan(although I'm pretty sure you're being sarcastic ... at least about me ) Arnold Layne vs. The Real McCoy - Loser Leaves Town Match (Special Referee: Miser)highvoltage and Estranged Reality vs. MSL and Warchild - Tag Team Hell in a Cell :rofl-lol: Gia vs SLAA - probably SLAA, never seen her but she's a paddy and there ain't but 2 pennies worth of Gia, bless her minature toy heart, so yeah, SLAA for the win there too. Interesting note, I've met SLAA and she's actually around the same height You forgot Gia's a mean drunk though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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