netcat Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK pornPornography produced in the UK was quietly censored today through an amendment to the 2003 Communications Act, and the measures appear to take aim at female pleasure.The Audiovisual Media Services Regulations 2014 requires that video-on-demand (VoD) online porn now adhere to the same guidelines laid out for DVD sex shop-type porn by the British Board of Film Censors (BBFC).Seemingly arbitrarily deciding what is nice sex and what is not nice sex, the board's ruling on 'content that is not acceptable' (p.24) effectively bans the following acts from being depicted by British pornography producers:SpankingCaningAggressive whippingPenetration by any object "associated with violence"Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)Urolagnia (known as "water sports")Role-playing as non-adultsPhysical restraintHumiliationFemale ejaculationStrangulationFacesittingFistingThe final three listed fall under acts the BBFC views as potentially "life-endangering". While the measures won't stop people from watching whatever genre of porn they desire, as video shot abroad can still be viewed, they do impose severe restrictions on content created in the UK, and appear to make no distinction between consensual and non-consensual practices between adults."There appear to be no rational explanations for most of the R18 rules," Jerry Barnett of the anti-censorship group Sex and Censorship told Vice UK. "They're simply a set of moral judgements designed by people who have struggled endlessly to stop the British people from watching pornography."More worryingly, the amendment seems to take issue with acts from which women more traditionally derive pleasure than men."The new legislation is absurd and surreal," Itziar Bilbao Urrutia, a dominatrix who produces porn with a feminist theme added to Vice UK. "I mean, why ban facesitting? What's so dangerous about it? It's a harmless activity that most femdom performers, myself included, do fully dressed anyway. Its power is symbolic: woman on top, unattainable."In a piece for The Independent, award-winning erotic film director Erika Lust said that she believes "we need to rethink what is offensive or dangerous and what is, in fact, normal human nature, and remember that it’s more important to educate than regulate."The Department for Culture, Media & Sport insists the BBFC's R18 certificate is a "tried and tested" method for protecting children."The legislation provides the same level of protection to the online world that exists on the high street in relation to the sale of physical DVDs," a spokesperson told us."In a converging media world these provisions must be coherent, and the BBFC classification regime is a tried and tested system of what content is regarded as harmful for minors."http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 (edited) Lol Britain sucks ass.Which from what it sounds like, is now illegal to depict. Edited December 10, 2014 by AxlisOld 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 I'd like to hear Snakes' take on that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Yeah, i read about this, basically it means rules about paid porn in this country...and the only people who pay for porn these days are vicars and pensioners, people that dunno how to work a computer basically Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 I'd like to hear Snakes' take on that.My guess would be he's relieved about a bunch of shit he wont have to do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netcat Posted December 10, 2014 Author Share Posted December 10, 2014 Female ejaculation is illegal now feminists will be so pissed off!! (not to mention facesitting which is apparently life-endangering ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Female ejaculation is illegal now feminists will be so pissed off!! (not to mention facesitting which is apparently life-endangering )Face sitting probably is life threatening if feminists are doing it as they're all big, fat, hairy arsed manbeasts! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 I would die happy with Kim Kardashian sitting on my face. What a way to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 I would die happy with Kim Kardashian sitting on my face. What a way to go.Have some fuckin' dignity 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 I would die happy with Kim Kardashian sitting on my face. What a way to go.Have some fuckin' dignity Who needs dignity when you've got Kardashian's arse on your face?! Don't be jealous, I'm sure she could sit on both of our faces at once with that bum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 There ain't a person or a thing on this earth that I'd want sitting on my face Least of all super slag, i ain't having fuckin' Reggie Bush and Ray J's balls rubbing over my fuckin' face And Kanye, yeuck, i wouldn't sit in a chair that spastic got up out of, let alone have a turn on his main piece, Christ, I'd never forgive myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 (edited) I cannot resist. That thing has its own gravitational pull, black and brown men are sucked into it without mercy. Edited December 10, 2014 by Amir 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 I would die happy with Kim Kardashian sitting on my face. What a way to go.Have some fuckin' dignity Who needs dignity when you've got Kardashian's arse on your face?! Don't be jealous, I'm sure she could sit on both of our faces at once with that bum I don't get the obsession with her fat ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 I would die happy with Kim Kardashian sitting on my face. What a way to go.Have some fuckin' dignity Who needs dignity when you've got Kardashian's arse on your face?! Don't be jealous, I'm sure she could sit on both of our faces at once with that bum I don't get the obsession with her fat ass.I'm basically white in every aspect apart from skin colour and my love of big booty hos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 I would die happy with Kim Kardashian sitting on my face. What a way to go.Have some fuckin' dignity Who needs dignity when you've got Kardashian's arse on your face?! Don't be jealous, I'm sure she could sit on both of our faces at once with that bum I don't get the obsession with her fat ass.I'm basically white in every aspect apart from skin colour and my love of big booty hos.While all the white people take the piss out of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 No one wants to see a couple Brits fucking anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 I would die happy with Kim Kardashian sitting on my face. What a way to go.Have some fuckin' dignity Who needs dignity when you've got Kardashian's arse on your face?! Don't be jealous, I'm sure she could sit on both of our faces at once with that bum I don't get the obsession with her fat ass.I'm basically white in every aspect apart from skin colour and my love of big booty hos.While all the white people take the piss out of you My mates mostly take the piss out of me for being so white Iranians take the piss out of me too for having a plummy accent when speaking Farsi. Oh well, I love all you bastards anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 (edited) No one wants to see a couple Brits fucking anyway.Putting napkins down and turning the lights out and shit 'Excuse me, may I have the pleasure?' and all that? Edited December 10, 2014 by Lennie Godber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 No one wants to see a couple Brits fucking anyway.I'd watch a Rebecca Hall + Karen Gillan porno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 I would die happy with Kim Kardashian sitting on my face. What a way to go.Have some fuckin' dignity Who needs dignity when you've got Kardashian's arse on your face?! Don't be jealous, I'm sure she could sit on both of our faces at once with that bum I don't get the obsession with her fat ass.I'm basically white in every aspect apart from skin colour and my love of big booty hos.While all the white people take the piss out of you My mates mostly take the piss out of me for being so white Iranians take the piss out of me too for having a plummy accent when speaking Farsi. Oh well, I love all you bastards anyway.Ignore me, i take myself too seriously really! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 No one wants to see a couple Brits fucking anyway.Putting napkins down and turning the lights out and shit 'Excuse me, may I have the pleasure?' and all that? http://youtu.be/nuHI9-_Moig 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 I respect Amir like that actually, i think im just from a generation previous where this shit was more on peoples minds, nowadays no one gives a fuck whoose black or white or brown or pink or whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 I respect Amir like that actually, i think im just from a generation previous where this shit was more on peoples minds, nowadays no one gives a fuck whoose black or white or brown or pink or whatever.Speak for yourself you fackin' coon!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 *quietly purchases an airline ticket as a sinister Anthony Perkins-esque smile creeps across his face* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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