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I know someone who knew Cliff Richard back in the day.  Hes from Somerset or lived there for a period of his youth.  She had some sort of secret about him that for the life of her she wouldnt give up, no matter how much I bugged her.  She alluded a few times to them having some sort of liason on some level but I could tell it went beyond that.  She usually told me certain kinds of really private personal stuff too that you wouldn’t usually tell people so whatever it was it must’ve been important that it be kept a secret.

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5 minutes ago, Len Cnut said:

I know someone who knew Cliff Richard back in the day.  Hes from Somerset or lived there for a period of his youth.  She had some sort of secret about him that for the life of her she wouldnt give up, no matter how much I bugged her.  She alluded a few times to them having some sort of liason on some level but I could tell it went beyond that.  She usually told me certain kinds of really private personal stuff too that you wouldn’t usually tell people so whatever it was it must’ve been important that it be kept a secret.

There was a rumour doing the rounds years' ago that he had a colostomy bag, and this is why he never had a relationship. 

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28 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said:

There was a rumour doing the rounds years' ago that he had a colostomy bag, and this is why he never had a relationship. 

Apparently for the last fuck knows how many years hes been living with a vicar who is his ‘friend’ and ‘personal advisor’.  With the chief avenue of advice I suppose being how much lotion he smothers his todger with before he crams it up Cliffs bumhole.

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42 minutes ago, Len Cnut said:

Apparently for the last fuck knows how many years hes been living with a vicar who is his ‘friend’ and ‘personal advisor’.  With the chief avenue of advice I suppose being how much lotion he smothers his todger with before he crams it up Cliffs bumhole.

Steady on old boy. He is chums with Gloria Hunniford and entertained us all when it was raining at Wimbledon. National Treasure.

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On 04/06/2018 at 6:05 AM, DieselDaisy said:

Steady on old boy. He is chums with Gloria Hunniford and entertained us all when it was raining at Wimbledon. National Treasure.

We need to fuckin’ offload some national treasure I reckon, we have entirely too much of the shit I think, often in the form of what Adrian Edmundson referred to as an army of ‘comedians you did one funny joke at Saturday Night at the London Palladium in the middle 60s and have been making a fortune presenting gameshows and talent shows ever since’.  

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On 6/4/2018 at 12:55 AM, Len Cnut said:

I know someone who knew Cliff Richard back in the day.  Hes from Somerset or lived there for a period of his youth.  She had some sort of secret about him that for the life of her she wouldnt give up, no matter how much I bugged her.  She alluded a few times to them having some sort of liason on some level but I could tell it went beyond that.  She usually told me certain kinds of really private personal stuff too that you wouldn’t usually tell people so whatever it was it must’ve been important that it be kept a secret.

the secret she didn't tell you is that his real name is John Simon Ritchie

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