Lithium Posted December 18, 2013 Author Share Posted December 18, 2013 I have no intentions of putting Zsa Zsa Gabor on my list.I believe she lives just to spite the death pools.Yeah, she must have seen my threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 vodka and coke keep you alive til you die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DangerousCurves Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 If it's found out that you are in any way responsible for a death, you are given a minimum of a 5 year suspension from the MyGNR Death Pool. Depending on the severity of the involvement, additional years can be added on, almost always in 5 year increments.The process is overseen by a panel made up of former Death Pool winners active at the time of the infraction, along with 3 MyGNR Staff Members randomly selected.In order to ensure absolutey random selections, each staff member is assigned a number 1 - 10. Then, the poster ranked 8th in the Top 20 Posters at exactly 11:59 PM on the day in which the selections begin (which is always kept from the general public) is picked and their posting data from a week earlier is displayed. The last three posts they made on the day in question are examined. The last digit of the timestamp in which those posts are made, determines the numbers which correspond to the staff members. If there are less than 10 staff members at the time, and a number is picked which doesn't apply, then they check the fourth last post and so on until a suitable number is found. If there are more than 10, then some staff may share the same number. If this is the case, and their numbers match a time stamp, the matter is settled via a game of Rock-paper-scissors on Skype.All decisions made by this panel must be unanimous. However, if a decision cannot be reached within 74 hours, 9 minutes and 44 seconds from the start of the initial contact between them, a third party is brought in for fresh perspective. This process is usually less formal and can be anyone that the panel agrees upon, provided that they have no personal ties to the poster who committed the infraction. If a decision can still not be reached, the majority rules. If the votes are equal and there is no clear decision, they can not add any additional time to the suspension.Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wfuckinga Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 If you chose Mikhal Kalashnikov (RIP), pick someone else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerage5 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I have no intentions of putting Zsa Zsa Gabor on my list.I'd consider Bob Hoskins before her.Bob is still worth a decent number of points. Zsa Zsa is hardly worth it. Even if she kicked it, she wouldn't be a game changer with so few points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wfuckinga Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I don't think Bob is passing anytime soon, P5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 How does the points thing work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted December 24, 2013 Author Share Posted December 24, 2013 Read the OP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I can't read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bro-mero Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 (edited) *Subject to change*Dick ChenneyKim Jong UnZsa Zsa GaborBarack ObamaScott WeilandStephen HawkingWarren BuffetQueen ElizabethDennis RodmanValerie Harper Edited December 24, 2013 by Bro-mero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbacca Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I can't read.The younger they die, the more you get.100 - age = points Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITG Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 I know its morbid but I hope everyone gets points next year for Un. That's a very evil and scary man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 I know its morbid but I hope everyone gets points next year for Un. That's a very evil and scary man.He's just a fat fuck with an inferiority complex.What about John Hurt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacardimayne Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 As much as it pains me to take Steven Adler off the list, I feel Tony Iommi is the smarter pick. I think my list is final now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerage5 Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 I plan to defend my 2013 title.Work in progress:1. Stephen Hawking2. Muhammad Ali3. Rob Ford4. Queen Elizabeth II5. BB King6. Christopher Walken7. Tony Iommi8. Steve Lawrence9. Lindsay Lohan10. Edward SnowdenFinished my rough draft. Almost positive I'll tweak it a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacardimayne Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Shit, how did I forget Snowden? I had him last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB. Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Shit, how did I forget Snowden? I had him last year.You can still change it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getizzyback Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Conservative this year........01. Willie Nelson02. Loretta Lynn03. Burt Reynolds04. Dick Van Dyke05. Don Rickles06. Regis Philbin07. Zsa Zsa Gabor08. Jimmy Carter09. George H. W. Bush10. Fidel Castro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JONEZY Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 George Bush Sr.John GoodmanLindsay LohanCC DevilleValerie HarperFlorence HendersonBuddy RyanFidel CastroHaley Joel OsmentEdward Furlong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevelle Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 (edited) I don't think there's ever been a year I've done this that I haven't slapped my list together at the very last second. Macauly CulkinTony IommiFidel CastroMichael SchumacherBob BarkerClint EastwoodMuhammad AliCharles MansonLarry KingBill Cosby Edited January 1, 2014 by chevelle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacardimayne Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Bob Barkerpls no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacardimayne Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Next year we should do an actual draft where an order is established and everyone takes turns picking their guy. That way we have no duplicates and it's more of a competition. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Next year we should do an actual draft where an order is established and everyone takes turns picking their guy. That way we have no duplicates and it's more of a competition."Welcome to the Death Pool Draft 2014" The sheer concept is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacardimayne Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 I won't lie, last year I picked a lot of my people by going on other forums and scouring their draft threads. This year I'm all legit though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 It's not currently New Years Day in America. I've been to America. Twice. Therefore, I'm counting myself as eligible to enter this.Muhammad AliPrince PhillipHugh HefnerBruce ForsytheGeorge H. W. BushJune BrownQueen Elizabeth IIMaggie SmithJudi DenchEli Wallach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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