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10 Definitive Moments in the History of New Guns N’ Roses


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So some idiot whines about the same shit we whine about daily, presents it in a style that is straight rehash with nothing original or funny added and you link it here why? We are 10 million times better at bashing Axl than this dipshit will ever be at anything in his life.

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So some idiot whines about the same shit we whine about daily, presents it in a style that is straight rehash with nothing original or funny added and you link it here why? We are 10 million times better at bashing Axl than this dipshit will ever be at anything in his life.

Yeah, the biggest crime this thing commits is that its not terribly well written or all that funny.

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3. Meet Beta Lebeis

Chinese Democracy might as well be called “The Ballad of Axl and Stephanie.” When the world famous underwear model dumped her abusive rock star boyfriend, he fell into a pit of spiteful resentment that gestated and mutated over the generation it took to realize his opus. She may have taken his dignity, but she left her child’s nanny, Beta Lebeis. She went on to introduce Axl to all manner of quack psychics and cult leaders and threw gas on the fire of every professional bridge he burned along the way. These days, she’s risen to become the band’s official manager (along with her children). Though ostensibly Axl’s surrogate mother, she bragged to the LA Times about using his emotional attachment as leverage to get the manager position.

Genius.

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