axl8302 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Ex-Guns guitarist Slash is said to be very average at best and a sexual disappointment. If there's a mirror nearby, he likes to watch himself having sex. We also know he likes to be handcuffed to his bed: In 1995, Slash was caught in the embarrassing situation of being handcuffed to a hotel room bed and the person who had the key just left him there and didn't come back! The person who pulled the disappearing act was probably a lady who was so disappointed in sex with Slash that she left him handcuffed to the bed for revenge! One lady who experienced Slash says to watch out for his tongue, which is black from too much booze and cigarettes. STD alert: We also hear Slash doesn't like to wear condoms. We hear the other ex-Guns guitarists are much better when to comes to sex: Izzy Stradlin and Gilby Clarke have gotten praise for their great sexual skills. http://www.groupiedirt.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhazUp Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 (edited) Axl Rose is very kinky. We hear he likes urination/defecation scenes, bondage, sex toys, girl-girl sex...and he likes to videotape it.He probably videotapes it and tells the girl he will give the tape to her in "about a week or so" Edited July 29, 2011 by WhazUp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jekylhyde Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 That Axl-thing was funny ... But starfuckers? I don't know, only way they're better than whores is that you don't have to pay them. Idiot groupies and idiot rockstars... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 (edited) Axl Rose is very kinky. We hear he likes urination/defecation scenes, bondage, sex toys, girl-girl sex...and he likes to videotape it.He probably videotapes it and tells the girl he will give the tape to her in "about a week or so"while I along with others question the authenticity of the above claims, Axl is reported to have been shocked at the hardcore pornography Bucekthead was 'into' while in the studio (while working on Chinese Democracy). If there's any truth in 'Axl Rose is very kinky. We hear he likes urination/defecation scenes, bondage..' then the level of hardcore Buckethead was into must have been extreme.. Edited July 29, 2011 by star Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saber_ Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Izzy jizzed on Slash's leg. True story. No homo. lulz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhazUp Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 And apparently he likes urination scenes too...Hopefully that doesn't "leak" out 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gunns5 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 And apparently he likes urination scenes too...Hopefully that doesn't "leak" outWhen the groupie asks if Axl will be finished soon , he replies with "I don't think soons the word" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axl8302 Posted July 29, 2011 Author Share Posted July 29, 2011 And apparently he likes urination scenes too...Hopefully that doesn't "leak" outWhen the groupie asks if Axl will be finished soon , he replies with "I don't think soons the word" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketQueen1985 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 D.J. Ashba / Ex-Beautiful Creatures He has a very nice cock, above average in length and it's pretty thick. He can go ALL NIGHT! He's kinda aggressive, so beware. He will actually take time to get to know you, and is into anything you are into. He does like oral but will give it in return so that is a plus! Duff McKagan / Ex-Guns 'N Roses Duff is a quick shooter. Slash / Ex-Guns N Roses, SnakepitAverage in size and nothing to write home about. Matt Sorum / The Cult, Ex-Guns N Roses This guy fucks like a true rock star and has about an 8 inch cock. Will take you out to an expensive dinner in his Cadillac and then take you home and fuck the shit out of you. Very into eating pussy before and during sex. Nice smooth body. Great kisser. Izzy Stradlin / Ex-Guns 'N Roses Our source reveals he is a VERY good lay! Sometimes those guys who aren't the pretty boy of the bad are better lays than the good lucking guys. The pretty boys sometimes think they don't have to put any effort into anything. Just look at Vince Neil!But Izzy IS good looking http://www.metalsludge.tv/home/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=40&Itemid=54 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 D.J. Ashba / Ex-Beautiful Creatures He has a very nice cock, above average in length and it's pretty thick. He can go ALL NIGHT! He's kinda aggressive, so beware. He will actually take time to get to know you, and is into anything you are into. He does like oral but will give it in return so that is a plus! Duff McKagan / Ex-Guns 'N Roses Duff is a quick shooter. Slash / Ex-Guns N Roses, SnakepitAverage in size and nothing to write home about. Matt Sorum / The Cult, Ex-Guns N Roses This guy fucks like a true rock star and has about an 8 inch cock. Will take you out to an expensive dinner in his Cadillac and then take you home and fuck the shit out of you. Very into eating pussy before and during sex. Nice smooth body. Great kisser. Izzy Stradlin / Ex-Guns 'N Roses Our source reveals he is a VERY good lay! Sometimes those guys who aren't the pretty boy of the bad are better lays than the good lucking guys. The pretty boys sometimes think they don't have to put any effort into anything. Just look at Vince Neil!But Izzy IS good looking http://www.metalsludge.tv/home/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=40&Itemid=54hahahah who'd imagine?! DJ?! who's the groupie? Ricky Martin? haha not funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axl8302 Posted July 29, 2011 Author Share Posted July 29, 2011 Izzy was one of the pretty ones, no?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axl8302 Posted July 29, 2011 Author Share Posted July 29, 2011 Seriously..who cares? I wasn't planning on fucking any of them.Wow, you don't like these guys on any level do you. What happened, you get lost on the way to the Poison forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axl8302 Posted July 29, 2011 Author Share Posted July 29, 2011 So...I don't care about blowing the band...I must not be a fan...?What does how they perform in the sack have anything to do with the band? Or lack of band at this point obviously...Sorry mate, didn't mean to offend you. I just assumed you were lost and gay. My bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hudsonsaul Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Not particularily a Slash or Axilite.....in fact probably lean more towards Axl...but despite that. Fuck this "report", if I was getting laid as easily & regularly as Slash n' co, to be perfectly honest I wouldnt care too much about the girl and it would be more about me.Soooooooooooooo....meh... no doubt Slash is smiling all the way to the bank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axl8302 Posted July 29, 2011 Author Share Posted July 29, 2011 (edited) You're pathetic. At least look up some clever insults instead of the petty bullshit you're throwing my way.You made the thread in the first place. Blowing lines off axl's boner on a regular basis must really make a man question where he stands sexually I guess. But actually keep going. This just shows that the band are officially at the bottom of the barrel.I'm not in Guns N Roses mate, my actions wont tell you anything about the band, or where they are in your imaginary barrel. You don't like my petty insults, don't respond to them, block me. Simple. No one is forcing you to read them or reply to them. Edited July 29, 2011 by axl8302 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axl8302 Posted July 29, 2011 Author Share Posted July 29, 2011 Mmm... and that begs the question. What are you doing here then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axl8302 Posted July 29, 2011 Author Share Posted July 29, 2011 I love guns n roses. Listen to the music all the time. Just a pity what's become of it.Btw, shouldn't this be in the "original" section anyways? You fucked up. TROLLZ! Lolz.I do what I want around here.You shouldn't really be in this section then. Jog on before things get tasty and someone gets their feelings hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axl8302 Posted July 29, 2011 Author Share Posted July 29, 2011 You don't like New Gn'r, you like old gn'r -is not the same band. Jog on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailaway Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Ex-Guns guitarist Slash is said to be very average at best and a sexual disappointment. If there's a mirror nearby, he likes to watch himself having sex. We also know he likes to be handcuffed to his bed: In 1995, Slash was caught in the embarrassing situation of being handcuffed to a hotel room bed and the person who had the key just left him there and didn't come back! The person who pulled the disappearing act was probably a lady who was so disappointed in sex with Slash that she left him handcuffed to the bed for revenge! One lady who experienced Slash says to watch out for his tongue, which is black from too much booze and cigarettes. STD alert: We also hear Slash doesn't like to wear condoms. We hear the other ex-Guns guitarists are much better when to comes to sex: Izzy Stradlin and Gilby Clarke have gotten praise for their great sexual skills. http://www.groupiedirt.com/A Black tongue? Sounds like Saul may have some sort of "disease" What about the 400lb porn star he was having cyber sex with,while he and Perla were having problems? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Flower Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Could be worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailaway Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 And do you believe everything you read on the internet? You are only here to bash the band. Begone pest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailaway Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Again, I'm reading this forum as "news and discussion"...and I'm discussing the band. Nowhere does it say I have to be a kiss ass on a regular basis. When the band warrants itself some positive feedback, I'll be first in line to give to them. But for now, I'm fine where I am. Thanks for the concern.It has already warranted positive feedback,you can't process it with your poor excuse for a brain.New Tour coming,looking forward to seeing GNR this year.The band does not revolve around your petty little complaints.Get over it,GNR operates in GNR time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hbkhbk Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 This Section Is GUNS N' ROSES... OMG, New cupcakes Comming Soon !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailaway Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 This Section Is GUNS N' ROSES... OMG, New cupcakes Comming Soon !!Exactly! They are already among us . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axl8302 Posted July 29, 2011 Author Share Posted July 29, 2011 Still waiting for them to take the stage. Playing the same ol songs for a quick cash and grab isn't all that impressive. But at least they're out there playing gigs. I'll give you that. If they play some new, original material...THAT would be impressive.You wont be at the shows anyway, so it doesn't affect you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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