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  1. Hello.

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    2. Słash

      Słash

      Can you show me where it hurts?

    3. Słash

      Słash

      There is no pain, you are receding

    4. Słash

      Słash

      A distant ship smoke on the horizon

  2. More than 80,000 bartenders in the US have college degrees. #WakeUpAmerica

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    2. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      My boss was a douche and the reason I was hired was because there was so much turnover that they were hoping I'd make it.

    3. magisme

      magisme

      cr, always so reasonable.

    4. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      As Apollo pointed out Nate you still were able to get a good paying job right out of college because you had your degree. Without that degree you would not have gotten a job that paid that well. Also if you put in the effort you could get a similar job if you wanted too because of that degree. Just because you hated your boss and don't like the jobs your degree is good for means it is worthless.

  3. Jesus loves you.

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    2. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Rumour has it he was the life of the party.

    3. spunko12345

      spunko12345

      I thought he was dead

    4. Słash

      Słash

      He will come back before the NuGNR Album.

  4. "Truly, I say to you, unless you turn and become like children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven."

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    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      And Anne Baxter as Nefertiti, i probably got my first boner watching that film LOL!

    3. OmarBradley

      OmarBradley

      Ian Keith as Saladin too!

    4. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      You suprise me young man. But yes, exactly my point!

  5. I am getting fat.

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    2. Forsaken

      Forsaken

      Nate getting all KINDZ OF GAINSSSSS

    3. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Depression will do that to you

    4. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      You need to go to Vegas and bang day and night ... it will help you to get in shape again.

  6. I hate wearing a necktie. I feel like a fuckin' dick.

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    2. Yesterdays-Civil-War

      Yesterdays-Civil-War

      If it's any consolation a tie is good subtle advertising. You have an arrow pointing to your crotch.

    3. classicguns4life

      classicguns4life

      Thats what I tell my maid

    4. Powerage5

      Powerage5

      I love ties. I love dressing nice in general. Nothing suits me like a suit.

  7. Day 1 without alcohol. Thirty-three days remaining.

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    2. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      How many times did you have the 1st day without alcohol in the last year? You need to pray harder, man ... and start running ... sport is a good thing to keep you busy and away from trouble. ;)

    3. IZZYISGNR
    4. axlfan88
  8. That depressing realization that not all girls look like Vegas prostitutes. :( :( :(

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    2. darknightfan
    3. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      So is screwing lol

    4. The Glow Inc.

      The Glow Inc.

      Do LV hookers look like Elizabeth Shue in Leaving Las Vegas ?

  9. Drunk as hell but no throwin up, Half way home and my pager still blowin up.

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    2. PITBOSS

      PITBOSS

      Robert Goulet sings the classics

    3. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      And you know another hooray for tolerance! couldn't handle this.

      You know, stuff like that.

    4. Lithium

      Lithium

      shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em

  10. This is why I am going to Hell. 1 Corinthians 6:15-19.

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    2. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      We are all on a Highway to Hell Nate. Some are just driving faster then others.

    3. DieselDaisy

      DieselDaisy

      ''Do you not know that your bodies are members of Christ himself? Shall I then take the members of Christ and unite them with a prostitute? Never!''

    4. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Word on the street is Jesus had a strong pimp hand back in the day

  11. 1 week left of my college career.

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    2. bran

      bran

      congrats!!!!!!!

    3. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      congrats man, take some time to relax, and look for jobs whenever. You won't be looking long with an IS degree, you will make goddamn good money, and you can save money and buy a house and build a bar in the basement and shit.

  12. I've gained 40 lbs. I'm 156 lbs now.

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    2. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      That's not what she said dkf.

    3. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      Lithium's post was censored because he's a cock.

    4. darknightfan

      darknightfan

      You mean he arnold?

  13. [status removed by administrator]

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    2. Broskirose

      Broskirose

      I think this was just the status the whole time. Wouldn't an admin just delete it?

    3. Aaron_H
    4. AdriftatSea

      AdriftatSea

      Of course he wrote that himself! LOL

  14. One of the things I like doing most is banging whores. I uh, I go out and bang a lot of whores. - Frank Reynolds

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    2. estrangedtwat

      estrangedtwat

      "Hooooooooooooerrrrs"....love it.

    3. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      Your god damn hoor mother

    4. estrangedtwat

      estrangedtwat

      "I love eggs, Charlie. And I love crabs. And I love boiling denim and banging whores. And I don't care if anybody doesn't like that about me, they don't have to stick around!! Screw 'em!!" - Frank Reynolds, s07e01 "Frank's Pretty Woman" delivering a speech to Charlie after he puked blood all over Frank's date in the back of the limo. Amazing scene.

  15. I am officially announcing my candidacy in the 2016 Presidential Election.

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    2. Strange Broue

      Strange Broue

      will you nuke ISIS?

    3. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      You aren't 35.

    4. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      Oh goddammit. AxlisOld is right.

  16. In Christ I am a new creation.

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    2. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Liquor and whores are more fun

    3. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Don't knock the boys faith, you wizened old pot smoker, he's into something here!

    4. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      I'm on Highway to Hell

  17. Life is too hard.

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    2. Słash

      Słash

      You are making it too hard.

    3. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      I like your flag. Do you wanna marry me?

    4. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      Only if you can light my fire GUNNER.

  18. BREAKING NEWS: I'm not gay.

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    2. Powerage5
    3. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      This should be another MYGNRFORUM exclusive.

    4. Lithium

      Lithium

      I just wanna boogie to some Marvin

  19. Halp! Downzy how do I make my name blue? Plz respnd.

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    3. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      I dont think hes done yet

    4. Forsaken

      Forsaken

      give me your money nate, ill do it.

  20. "I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world." John 16:33

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    2. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      God dammit, Arnie. Now we get bible quote GNR statuses?

    3. DieselDaisy

      DieselDaisy

      Thou son saw said cock rot and thou lord thus taketh away (Wanky splat, chapter 6 verse 9)

    4. Towelie

      Towelie

      I still think he's trolling us.

  21. It's a bittersweet symphony this life. Try to make ends meet. You're a slave to money then you die.

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    2. Satanisk_Slakt

      Satanisk_Slakt

      Life sucks. Then you die.

    3. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Life's a bitch, then you marry one.

    4. Strange Broue

      Strange Broue

      It's up to you, bro...

  22. I have reached my life goals. I will die in peace.

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    2. Towelie

      Towelie

      You shagged a hooker?

    3. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      Now you need to define new ones ...

    4. Strange Broue

      Strange Broue

      How 'bout having sex again?

      Would be better than dying now

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