magisme

happy birthday mags.

Extremely.

That's fuckin terrible man

No fuckin' way! LOL!! *applauds*

So Mrs. Smith, your son, well he's been a bad boy in class. Personally, I'm not one for sorting things out outside of the classroom but I think you and I could come to a...compromise over the issue. *flops cock out* LET'S SPIT ROAST HIM! :awesome: *pulls strap on out of drawer and throws it to Mr. Smith*

In that case some subliminally messaging evil overlord teacher has done a great number on son #2. That boy be crazy...alternatively it could be my fault I suppose. :-)

Alfie, never blame yourself when you can blame someone else. You should know that by now. We're GNR fans for Christ's sake. lol

LOL Yes, Adrift

If I cook for a girl, that means I'm already sleeping with her.

LOL Alfie. I wonder who I should feel sorry for, your kids or Mags :-)

Mags. Definitely Mags!

I don't pay attention to kids who don't have trust funds.

SPG SPG SPG!

Aw, so cute. My cats were stray too when I kept them years ago.

So...where's the kitty Mr Bateman? LOL

And taking a hefty dump

What on earth are you people talking about? LOL

I thought you said I cleaned out with apartheid.

Bang her in a toilet stall. It's the only logical conclusion to this whole sordid affair.

See, Kicker knows what I'm talking bout!

Yeah, i have to blow this shit up soon.

There's only one person who puts Lith down, but you need her to pick out your wardrobe.

True story. Sorry, Lith. Can't fuck with a man's style.

Seth Rog, i mean RussTCB is cool as fuck. I'll be the first to admit early on I wasn't a huge fan of his moderating style, but now he's one of my favorite posters here. tl;dr: #TeamRussTCB

I enjoy clothes shopping all the time so i suppose 'all the time' would include times that I'm stressed too.

Buy some Ashba Swag, wear it to school and ask what your students think of it?

I think schools in America have had more than enough trauma sturginho. Ashba swag is just going too far

What did it say?

Just testing the boundaries as to what he can get away with as a golden boy.

I was being a joker about that other place. They were right to get rid of it. I'm just doing the faux outraged thing.

Where was your phone? Maybe I can find the last three I lost there.

It was in the Athletic Center at my school. I left it in there when I was chatting with the AD.

Poor Broski. Always a target.

YOU CAN NEVER BEAT SKYNET

an erection

We're just trying to take the high road on this guys. If we don't have anyone talking about WC, there won't be anything for anyone to report elsewhere and create drama.

party passes!

I have to make up for all my lost likes while I was gone. (I really hope this is about me or else I'll just feel like a fucking idiot)

Don't worry. It's you.

No it's you.

Aren't ads disabled for supporters anyway?

I don't see any ads.

That's right. Fuck you then, google. Thanks for nothing.

Does he joke a lot?

Fat, bloated and with no voice BUT full of jokes and very happy.

I wish I had that sometimes. Would help with the deadlines :-/ Adrift, congrats on your new colour, matching your avatar :-)

Thank you Lio!! That was my incentive ~ matching!

OK. I slept. Now it's after noon and I feel weird. You're welcome for the info.

Do you even lift?

Yes.

I read that as deep throats

Yeah, it's fine for me now too.

I'm glad it all worked out.

Cheers, Lith. Appreciate the concern.

i smell new reality show

what side are the midgets on?

Don't worry, Fernando is willing to do something great with his band, & he's ready for the next step.

Don't sign on for a day then come back.

DJ Ashba jokes never get old.

Yes, strike that comment please. Comparing Brooklyn to Nashville, shut your f*n mouth. I'd like to see Operation Mags n McCoy Move to Nashville. You can be his wingman.

We could make a reality show out of it, although every episode would be me screaming at him for 20 minutes and then a final scene of apologies, hugging it out and my assuring him that I really do want the best for him.

That's because we don't like you.

Were you in an eating contest ? Did you at least win then ??

were you bumblefucked?

Mr. dude is the creepiest lurking shot poster on the forum. Lol

In Pontiac. Went to Route 66 "HOF." Nothing special, but regarding the 50+ year old docent... I probably would.

lol "shot poster"

shot poster I like that. Haven't posted in a long time. Thanks for noticing my imaginary posts though.