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[quote name=Welcome to the Jungle' date='18 February 2010 - 05:03 PM' timestamp=

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wanted to get 2 German shepherds and name then Axl and Slash lol

I had a cat in 1990 named Slash, my mom ran over it and still cries about it to this day.

Back on topic 1988 2nd grade Career Day, you had to dress up what you wanted to be when you grow up. I dressed as Axl Rose, with bandanna, flannels and more.

Pierced my nipple because Axl had his pierced.

Man what I would do to be a kid again!

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New Year's eve party 2008 my house. As the night went on I got really drunk. I slap on the UYI dvd to watch while we're playing cards and stuff. I excuse myself to go to the bathroom, slip into my room, take off my clothes so I'm wearing just these tight boxer briefs. Put on an old black hockey jersey where the sleeves are too short, it had #66 on the back, I roll up the bottom so it looks like a football jersey. slap on a bandana and a cap over that. In my drunkn head I'm like "show time baby", I storm into the living room, running around like a maniac screaming, "You know where the fuck you are!?" as high pitched as I can constantly. Doing the axl dance and shit. Everyones laughing and screaming Axl Axl Axl! I'm getting more pumped, more drunk. I decide to do a backward jumpkick off the "amp" (my couch) trip on the landing hit my head on the coffeetable and pass out. Woke up the next morning in my bed still dressed like axl with a hangover from hell.

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Well..I sing GNR a lot when I'm drunk.My singing is actually not bad when I'm not drunk, but when I try to hit these fuckin high notes after more than just a few bears, it's really awkward.When I was like 16 years old, I got drunk with my schoolmates during 45-minutes school break. They all had few bears, but I did like 6 or 7 during that 45 minuts. When we got back to the school it was really obivous. I got kicked out ouf the classroom becouse of singin Sweet Child O Mine. But everything ended up good. The teacher who saw me like that is pretty cool.He actually hang out with us sometimes on fridays. So he could understand. He didn't tell anything about me beein drunk in school to anybody.

I would consider as a really stupid thing also spraying huge GNR logo on one house near my school when I was 15.I can't believe what shit was I doin back then.Sadly, the GNR logo was there only for like a month or so.

Right now, I'm watching all episodes of Trailer Park Boys becouse of GNR. And that's really stupid too If I consider that I have basically no free time while we are writing new stuff with my band and we have to be done by the end of february.

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I've done many stupid GNR related things over the years, but the biggest was, as a broke college student, putting 2 $200 tickets to the Vegas show on 12/31/01 on my credit card and then going on a road trip from Dallas to Vegas without a hotel to stay in on New Years Eve. We ended up sleeping in my car in the Bally's casino parking lot after the concert. Obviously seeing that show was completely worth it, but I was paying that one off for a long time.

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I forgot one stupid GNR related thing that Ive done. I was at ond party talkin to a girl.We both were really drunk but I guess that I was little bit more drunk than she was. We started to talk about GNR and I was like I'm the biggest GNR fan in the world. She wanted me to prove it. I said something like If you want to, I will put off all my clothes expect my tight boxer briefs and I will run around this bulding just like Axl. She didn't believe that I would do that. So I did that.

It wasn't that cool like I thought. After like 100 hundret meters I got sick and I started to threw up ( I was really drunk, I mean it).I was just lying there on the street in tight boxer briefs throwin up.And it was really freezing.It was in winter,it was snowing. I can only imagine hot the people around me would react..but I don't remember. Luckily, a friend of mine saw that whole scene and came by to help me to get back inside the house. I remember the girl I was talkin to a moment before laughing at me.

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Had a fight w/ a girlfriend in college - telling her I wanted to have a November Rain style wedding.

Meaning, i wanted the song to be played during the ceremony and my buddy to act like he doesn't have the ring - but, hoozah! Another buddy in the audience has it on his pinky and hands it over.

Then I wanted to buy a stunt man to jump into the cake at the reception.

She angrily opposed this idea, and said that this meant I wanted her to die like the girl in the video.

Thank God we broke up shortly after that spat.

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When I first got into Guns in 2002 through my dad after the Boston show he took me too, a few months later I had my mom drive me to the local FYE and I went to the counter and asked where I could find Chinese Democracy :rofl-lol:

The guy then informed me, a 10 year old at the time, that the album does not exist and will never come out.

6 years later, look what happened! Bwahahahaha!!

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I've done a few random things, but I'm planning on doing a spoken word version of SCOM for my speech. It won't be to music, so it'll just be me saying the lyrics in a very articulated way. I'm even going to do the "whoa whoa whoa" bit in speech format.

I'm thinking I might even do the guitar solo. Vocally, of course.

I swear to god this is a true story.

My friend had some homework back when he was in school where they had to write their own poems and recite them to the class. He hadnt done it so the night before he wrote out the lyrics to War Pigs by Black Sabbath. He stood up in front of the class and read it out

Generals Gather In Their Masses

Just Like Witches at Black masses etc etc

The best part is that the teacher was so impressed he entered it into a competition and he won a prize presented to him by the Mayor of Swansea.

I know this sounds like bullshit but its 100% true.

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I've done a few random things, but I'm planning on doing a spoken word version of SCOM for my speech. It won't be to music, so it'll just be me saying the lyrics in a very articulated way. I'm even going to do the "whoa whoa whoa" bit in speech format.

I'm thinking I might even do the guitar solo. Vocally, of course.

I swear to god this is a true story.

My friend had some homework back when he was in school where they had to write their own poems and recite them to the class. He hadnt done it so the night before he wrote out the lyrics to War Pigs by Black Sabbath. He stood up in front of the class and read it out

Generals Gather In Their Masses

Just Like Witches at Black masses etc etc

The best part is that the teacher was so impressed he entered it into a competition and he won a prize presented to him by the Mayor of Swansea.

I know this sounds like bullshit but its 100% true.

Thats fucking awesome. When I have to write poetry I always think about just stealing lyrics from songs. Couldve easily been called plagiarism.

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Oh my god, some of these are too fucking funny :rofl-lol:

One funny time was when I was still at this very conservative Christian school. They had mandatory chapel services there every day. I remember running down the hall with my friend (when we both thought no one was in there) singing "Sweet Child O' Mine" at the top of our lungs. The headmaster came out and told us to be quiet.

I was at a friend's house once too, and her parents had a liquor cabinet. To my joy, in the back I found a bottle of Nightrain. My friend dared me to drink it, and I took a huge swig and spat it out. It was fucking disgusting. :rofl-lol:

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Had a fight w/ a girlfriend in college - telling her I wanted to have a November Rain style wedding.

Meaning, i wanted the song to be played during the ceremony and my buddy to act like he doesn't have the ring - but, hoozah! Another buddy in the audience has it on his pinky and hands it over.

Then I wanted to buy a stunt man to jump into the cake at the reception.

She angrily opposed this idea, and said that this meant I wanted her to die like the girl in the video.

Thank God we broke up shortly after that spat.

:lol:

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