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I bet mama Beta has blacklisted myGNRforum from Axl's computer so he can't read the TRUTH. :lol:

Truth?

Once again I'm truely one to criticise his decisions and actions. But what truth is there?

This forum is full of whingers, either siding the negative of positive side.

What's the truth?

People are still buying tickets to see this incarnation of Guns N' Roses.

What's the other truth?

Millions are waiting for the original Guns N' Roses to reunite.

The sad fact (to me) is people are still paying to see him, so there's really no reason to reunite. He's the boss, the profitmaker and the decisionmaker with employees at his beck and call. He has no reason to go back to equality as long as he can get by this way.

If you want to see the original band reunite, you only have yourself to blame for buying tickets to see this incarnation. If you don't care for the old band, have a good time at the show!

Couldn't agree more!

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He probably reads the forums and laughs.. he know's that most of it is 99% forum bullsh-t.. There's always that 1% that might interest him, bother him, inspire him, who knows.. regardless of all the crap that is written here day after day and on other forums, he is probably more happy that people are talking than not..

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Axl's cyber-day:

porn - 2,5 hours

mygnr - 4 hours

making rage threads on 4chan after watching mygnr - 0,5 hour

Slash's twitter page - 1,5 hours

making rage threads on 4chan after watching slash's twitter page- 0,5 hour

google for rumors on ex bandmembers - 1 hour

downloading music by ex bandmembers - 1 hour

laugh about what people say about DJ - 1 hour

cry after realizing he's still stuck with DJ - 1 hour

read up on conspiracy theories - 2 hours

writing hate-mails to Slash, everybody he hates and DJ- 1,5 hour

And that, dear children, is why we have no new album

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No. It looks like he is watching porn.

I can't see his right hand.... so maybe.

By this logic he is jerking off with his right hand, to a ship... And operates the mouse/keyboard with his mind, right?

Yes...why the fuck are you surprised?

Who doesn't jerk off to ships these days???

How could Axl masturbate in that room? You've got a big ass crucifix with Jesus Christo right above him.

hehe christo...

Bsides, Axl knows he's probably going to hell, and besides, its not like jesus christ never masturbated in his life. He had a penis didn't he?

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No. It looks like he is watching porn.

I can't see his right hand.... so maybe.

By this logic he is jerking off with his right hand, to a ship... And operates the mouse/keyboard with his mind, right?

can you see a ship? I can't. please enchance the image for me :D

Boing!!!

Given that the man doesn't seem to be even able to take a dump without Beta watching I'd guess she convinced him to put the computer there so that he can't jerk off without first asking her permission. She probably likes to watch.

Boing!!! I bet Beta bitches at axl too for not stroking the right way and what not... She's his controlling "mommy" after all ;)

He could be talking to you right now, in this very topic, with a fake nickname and fake picture! ;)

Which would explain how Axl always pleases the fans cuz he can see what they want by reading their comments...so he's toured, released new music, even settled his differences with slash..

oh wait...

OK, you got me. I'm Axl.

Hey Axl I've been meaning to ask you, why bumblefoot? It's one thing to re-invent guns n roses, and dj makes sense, but seriously, bumblefoot??

why god, whyyyyyyyyyy?????? My reaction to being told bumblefoot not quitting guns n roses:

Izzydumbit's 'genius plan' to get Axl to read his/her/its posts, and subsequently do what izzydumbit wants, has failed miserably. lol

Wow, if you're this big of a boner kill in general, which im sure you are,since you also kill jokes, i feel bad for your old lady at home. Edited by AxlRose14
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I don't think Axl uses the Internet a fraction as much as he did 1999-2005. Probably every so often as he said himself, to maintain a control on everything that is claimed by insiders (people in or with a direct connection to the camp), wannabe insiders (those that try their damnest to secure any credible info and construe it exageratingly or without consideration of the source's security) and basic cupcakes (BBA).

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I bet mama Beta has blacklisted myGNRforum from Axl's computer so he can't read the TRUTH. :lol:

Truth?

Once again I'm truely one to criticise his decisions and actions. But what truth is there?

This forum is full of whingers, either siding the negative of positive side.

What's the truth?

People are still buying tickets to see this incarnation of Guns N' Roses.

What's the other truth?

Millions are waiting for the original Guns N' Roses to reunite.

The sad fact (to me) is people are still paying to see him, so there's really no reason to reunite. He's the boss, the profitmaker and the decisionmaker with employees at his beck and call. He has no reason to go back to equality as long as he can get by this way.

If you want to see the original band reunite, you only have yourself to blame for buying tickets to see this incarnation. If you don't care for the old band, have a good time at the show!

I agree with most of your posts. You are a great poster!

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Axl's cyber-day:

porn - 2,5 hours

mygnr - 4 hours

making rage threads on 4chan after watching mygnr - 0,5 hour

Slash's twitter page - 1,5 hours

making rage threads on 4chan after watching slash's twitter page- 0,5 hour

google for rumors on ex bandmembers - 1 hour

downloading music by ex bandmembers - 1 hour

laugh about what people say about DJ - 1 hour

cry after realizing he's still stuck with DJ - 1 hour

read up on conspiracy theories - 2 hours

writing hate-mails to Slash, everybody he hates and DJ- 1,5 hour

And that, dear children, is why we have no new album

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Axl's cyber-day:

porn - 2,5 hours

mygnr - 4 hours

making rage threads on 4chan after watching mygnr - 0,5 hour

Slash's twitter page - 1,5 hours

making rage threads on 4chan after watching slash's twitter page- 0,5 hour

google for rumors on ex bandmembers - 1 hour

downloading music by ex bandmembers - 1 hour

laugh about what people say about DJ - 1 hour

cry after realizing he's still stuck with DJ - 1 hour

read up on conspiracy theories - 2 hours

writing hate-mails to Slash, everybody he hates and DJ- 1,5 hour

And that, dear children, is why we have no new album

That's incorrect.

Writing emails to everybody he hates would take him 24 hours

I can imagine Axl reading the forums and smashing his girlfriend against the wall ! lol

Fixed. -_-

He has changed more phones and puters than girlfriends thus, my theory must be correct :bitchfight: :xmasssanta:

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Prob. daily, and little of it having to do with GNR. I'm sure when he's on down time, he just kicks back, gets together with friends in the area, goes to places where he's left alone, and whatever legal stuff he has to read and sign his name to.

Wouldn't surprise me if he does animal rescue and anonymously (as much as possible, anyway) helping people out.

It also wouldn't surprise me if he does online college courses, plus he is pretty close to Pepperdine and might have been a part time student there. With all the legal crap he's dealt with, wouldn't surprise me if he took law classes, but see him being more of a history student for some reason. 2 video screens in that photo? Either he plays around with the unreleased music on there or plays a lot of video games.

Does Axl have a full time IT guy that handles setting things up on the road and at Axl's home? Don't know, maybe someone here does. I'd assume someone in Team Brazil is computer savvy though.

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