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Georgy Zhukov

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I'm looking forward to Han Solo's death scene. Hopefully Finn does it #SJW

Honestly I am too in a sense. I think it's important to have main characters die to create a sense of realism and danger. If Han dies then it makes it all that more precarious. You just don't know and you become that much more invested. I don't want Finn to do it though. That would be stupid. :lol:

anybody doing the marathon? i probably won't because no theaters here in town are having it.

http://www.starwars.com/news/star-wars-the-force-awakens-theatrical-poster-first-look-in-theater-exclusives-and-more

I'm going to try and do the original trilogy part of it but seriously the prequels can get fucked. I won't pay to see those.

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han as a force ghost in IX lol.

seriously is billy dee williams in this at all?

No.

anybody doing the marathon? i probably won't because no theaters here in town are having it.

http://www.starwars.com/news/star-wars-the-force-awakens-theatrical-poster-first-look-in-theater-exclusives-and-more

Probably not. I've seen them all on the big screen, and to be honest I've got better things to spend my money on, and better things to do than to sit in a theater for 15 fucking hours.

I'm looking forward to Han Solo's death scene. Hopefully Finn does it #SJW

and then fucks his daughter while JJ Abrams appears in an inset on screen, explaining why the white race is evil and needs to be genocided at once?

:lol:

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I'm looking forward to Han Solo's death scene. Hopefully Finn does it #SJW

and then fucks his daughter while JJ Abrams appears in an inset on screen, explaining why the white race is evil and needs to be genocided at once?

Ideally, Han would still be dying, not dead while this was happening, made to watch as J.J. gives his commentary, and we had John Williams compose space-style 70s Funk Porno music, as Rey Solo is put on top of a space pinball machine like in The Accused.

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By the way, my response was a parody in response to Bacardi's and was not meant in any serious way, just to clarify. I would hope the over-the-top nature of the post would give that aspect of it away.


On topic, though, the film is beginning to seem like a retread of the original film:

A story about a young character getting caught up in a fight between a resistance group and a strong Empire/Order.
A Villain wearing a Mask/helmet wielding Lightsaber.
X-Wings, TIE and Stardestroyers.
No new Jedi Order apparently, with an elderly Jedi Master that seems to be in hiding.
A new Superweapon named "Starkiller"

All of this sounds awfully familiar.
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Ehh, I'm sure there will be a lot of differences. Let's face it, Star Wars will always have those kinds of things. It'll depend on what else is going on in the trilogy.

An inventive way to go about it would've been to do something radical, like this:

Three hundred years have passed since the Battle of Endor

saw the crushing defeat of the Galactic Empire and with it,

the death of its wicked and cunning Emperor. A new Republic

formed from the ruins of tyranny and peace reigned.

Luke Skywalker, the last of the old Jedi, and first of the new,

created a new Order of force users, who have worked to maintain

order in the Galaxy. The new Jedi became so powerful that Time itself

became theirs.

Yet in the idylls of peace, there comes decay. Stirrings of revolt,

and rumors of corruption have thrown the Republic into chaos and disarray.

A radical group of Jedi, who have sought to use the force to bend the minds

of others to enforce peace have arisen, and their mindless slaves now wage

unending war upon the galaxy. Out of the memories of the past, a legendary band

of heroes have once more become A New Hope."

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Ehh, I'm sure there will be a lot of differences. Let's face it, Star Wars will always have those kinds of things. It'll depend on what else is going on in the trilogy.

An inventive way to go about it would've been to do something radical, like this:

Three hundred years have passed since the Battle of Endor

saw the crushing defeat of the Galactic Empire and with it,

the death of its wicked and cunning Emperor. A new Republic

formed from the ruins of tyranny and peace reigned.

Luke Skywalker, the last of the old Jedi, and first of the new,

created a new Order of force users, who have worked to maintain

order in the Galaxy. The new Jedi became so powerful that Time itself

became theirs.

Yet in the idylls of peace, there comes decay. Stirrings of revolt,

and rumors of corruption have thrown the Republic into chaos and disarray.

A radical group of Jedi, who have sought to use the force to bend the minds

of others to enforce peace have arisen, and their mindless slaves now wage

unending war upon the galaxy. Out of the memories of the past, a legendary band

of heroes have once more become A New Hope."

Sounds worse than a movie full of Jar Jar.

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Ehh, I'm sure there will be a lot of differences. Let's face it, Star Wars will always have those kinds of things. It'll depend on what else is going on in the trilogy.

An inventive way to go about it would've been to do something radical, like this:

Three hundred years have passed since the Battle of Endor

saw the crushing defeat of the Galactic Empire and with it,

the death of its wicked and cunning Emperor. A new Republic

formed from the ruins of tyranny and peace reigned.

Luke Skywalker, the last of the old Jedi, and first of the new,

created a new Order of force users, who have worked to maintain

order in the Galaxy. The new Jedi became so powerful that Time itself

became theirs.

Yet in the idylls of peace, there comes decay. Stirrings of revolt,

and rumors of corruption have thrown the Republic into chaos and disarray.

A radical group of Jedi, who have sought to use the force to bend the minds

of others to enforce peace have arisen, and their mindless slaves now wage

unending war upon the galaxy. Out of the memories of the past, a legendary band

of heroes have once more become A New Hope."

Sounds worse than a movie full of Jar Jar.

I had to work the original cast in there somehow. Time travel sounded cool.

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Well it's looking like I will be wrong. can't see any signs of the trailer dropping online early. Apparently the debut IS going to be on Monday Night Football only.

You don't say...

I do say BUT all rumors were in line with thinking it was going to hit the internet around noonish eastern time as well. It's not like I pulled that shit out of my ass.

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Well it's looking like I will be wrong. can't see any signs of the trailer dropping online early. Apparently the debut IS going to be on Monday Night Football only.

You don't say...

I do say BUT all rumors were in line with thinking it was going to hit the internet around noonish eastern time as well. It's not like I pulled that shit out of my ass.

I kept hearing that debut would definitely be with MNF, but I guess I didn't read into this trailer as much as I did with the two teasers so maybe there was some rumors I had missed

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