tomfriend Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 I've enjoyed almost all of the acts listed, and even filmed a couple of 'em. Nice to know that not only am I a sex god (we all knew this) but I'm also a fuckin' outlaw! Come at/on me, ladies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netcat Posted December 10, 2014 Author Share Posted December 10, 2014 I cannot resist. That thing has its own gravitational pull, black and brown men are sucked into it without mercy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 I cannot resist. That thing has its own gravitational pull, black and brown men are sucked into it without mercy.Amen to that, hooray for tolerance!. I'd wear those arse cheeks like earflaps. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netcat Posted December 10, 2014 Author Share Posted December 10, 2014 I respect Amir like that actually, i think im just from a generation previous where this shit was more on peoples minds, nowadays no one gives a fuck whoose black or white or brown or pink or whatever.Speak for yourself you fackin' coon!!!!!! Fortunately enough, we can still see Brits verbally abusing each other regardless of if consensual every day in here, while British porn lovers are already deprived of this privilege 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Wtf is wrong with female ejaculation and strangling? They're both just normal bodily functions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netcat Posted December 10, 2014 Author Share Posted December 10, 2014 Wtf is wrong with female ejaculationsome sexologists are not even sure it exists. but who cares since it's already banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Shut up netcode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netcat Posted December 10, 2014 Author Share Posted December 10, 2014 or what, you gonna strangulate yourself untill complete sobering? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalsh327 Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Porn stars and any type of "sex worker" should be able to have some sort of union just because there's a health risk involved in their work. I guess in UK healthcare being covered makes that irrelevant, but the production companies should be doing more to protect its people and work within guidelines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Damn, good comeback Netcode, you win this round.UNTIL NEXT TIME 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netcat Posted December 10, 2014 Author Share Posted December 10, 2014 can't wait. always wanted to have my own semi-literate online stalker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 (edited) http://www.buzzfeed.com/jamieross/lots-of-people-are-going-to-sit-on-each-others-faces-outsideA “mass face-sitting” is going to happen outside of parliament in protest against the UK pornography censorship laws.The new porn laws, which came into force on 1 December, restrict the ability of UK pornographers to film certain things such as “aggressive whipping”, “penetration by any object associated with violence”, and “face-sitting”.The protest will take place on Friday, and is being organised by sex worker Charlotte Rose who is one of the country’s leading campaigners for sexual freedom.“We need to tell them that this isn’t acceptable” she said. “How is it perfectly okay for a man to choke a woman with his penis in her mouth, yet we can’t enjoy cunnilingus through face-sitting? It’s absolutely outrageous.”Rose is confident the protest will be the biggest face-sitting event of all time, with a predicted crowd of “more than 500 people”. She emailed the Guinness Book of Records to gauge their interest, but they have regretfully declined to adjudicate the protest “due to the nature of the activity”.“They wished me luck though,” said Rose.While face-sitting, the protestors will sing “Sit On My Face” by Monty Python. BuzzFeed News pointed out that it might be difficult to sing “Sit On My Face” when someone is actually sitting on your face, but Rose said there will be enough people on the sidelines to keep the song going.She is also unconcerned by the assertion within the porn law report that face-sitting is “life-threatening”. “We’ll be do doing facial-colour charts to ensure health and safety,” she said. “There will be adjudicators making sure everyone is okay, the health and safety side of it is covered.”Rose, who hauled a six foot penis to parliament three weeks ago in a separate protest over criminalising sex work, is no stranger to political activism having stood in last month’s Rochester & Strood by-election, where her campaign was directed by former Lib Dem MP Lembit Opik. She couldn’t confirm if Opik will take part in the face-sitting protest, though she said Rupert Everett may attend.“This protest will go down in history,” predicted Rose. “You cannot silence us. We will not be censored. We will not go quietly.” Edited December 10, 2014 by Amir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 GOD i love the human race, when push comes to shove we really are a fantastic bunch, aren't we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 (edited) Edit: nm Edited December 10, 2014 by tomfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 I would die happy with Kim Kardashian sitting on my face. What a way to go.Have some fuckin' dignity Who needs dignity when you've got Kardashian's arse on your face?! Don't be jealous, I'm sure she could sit on both of our faces at once with that bum Never understood the fascination with huge behinds. Fit ones are so much more attractive, imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 I would die happy with Kim Kardashian sitting on my face. What a way to go.Have some fuckin' dignity Who needs dignity when you've got Kardashian's arse on your face?! Don't be jealous, I'm sure she could sit on both of our faces at once with that bum Never understood the fascination with huge behinds. Fit ones are so much more attractive, imo.As long as there's some curve, I'm happy. If it's flatter than my bum then I'd feel like I'm molesting a boy.Conversely, I've never understood fascination with big tits To each their own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 I would die happy with Kim Kardashian sitting on my face. What a way to go.Have some fuckin' dignity Who needs dignity when you've got Kardashian's arse on your face?! Don't be jealous, I'm sure she could sit on both of our faces at once with that bum Never understood the fascination with huge behinds. Fit ones are so much more attractive, imo.As long as there's some curve, I'm happy. If it's flatter than my bum then I'd feel like I'm molesting a boy.Conversely, I've never understood fascination with big tits To each their own.Just for comparison's sake - how many boys have you molested? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 I would die happy with Kim Kardashian sitting on my face. What a way to go.Have some fuckin' dignity Who needs dignity when you've got Kardashian's arse on your face?! Don't be jealous, I'm sure she could sit on both of our faces at once with that bum Never understood the fascination with huge behinds. Fit ones are so much more attractive, imo.As long as there's some curve, I'm happy. If it's flatter than my bum then I'd feel like I'm molesting a boy.Conversely, I've never understood fascination with big tits To each their own.Just for comparison's sake - how many boys have you molested?I promised Black Sabbath I wouldn't tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bran Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 what the fuck happened to you brits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 what the fuck happened to you brits.Why do you think we got the fuck out of dodge on the Mayflower? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bran Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 what the fuck happened to you brits.Why do you think we got the fuck out of dodge on the Mayflower?good point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 (edited) what the fuck happened to you brits.Why do you think we got the fuck out of dodge on the Mayflower?To nick a country off the people it belonged to by way of mass genocide and build a nation up on the lifeblood of enslaved Africans? Edited December 10, 2014 by Lennie Godber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 what the fuck happened to you brits.Why do you think we got the fuck out of dodge on the Mayflower?To nick a country off the people it belonged to by way of mass genocide and build a nation up on the lifeblood of enslaved Africans? No that was an incidental afterthought. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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