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I don't hate Communists. On the list of dumb shits who think their ideas and opinions work for everyone, they're not the worst, at least not currently. Nowadays it's neo-fascists, statists and crony capitalists who need the guillotine.

Apollo: Post of the Year: 100 Posts of the Year from the Past Month

Nosaj Thing: Utter Shit: A Guide to NuGNR

GUNNER PT: This Is Not a Book

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I don't hate Communists. On the list of dumb shits who think their ideas and opinions work for everyone, they're not the worst, at least not currently. Nowadays it's neo-fascists, statists and crony capitalists who need the guillotine.

Apollo: Post of the Year: 100 Posts of the Year from the Past Month

Nosaj Thing: Utter Shit: A Guide to NuGNR

GUNNER PT: This Is Not a Book

"Ceci n'est pas une book"? :lol:
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I don't hate Communists. On the list of dumb shits who think their ideas and opinions work for everyone, they're not the worst, at least not currently. Nowadays it's neo-fascists, statists and crony capitalists who need the guillotine.

Apollo: Post of the Year: 100 Posts of the Year from the Past Month

Nosaj Thing: Utter Shit: A Guide to NuGNR

GUNNER PT: This Is Not a Book

"Ceci n'est pas une book"? :lol:

Every time I wonder if you're drowning in a pool of your own vomit, you show yourself to be a man of wit and culture. :lol:

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Fifty Shades of hooray for tolerance! by B. Sabbath and J. Drama.

This week we review MyGNR Biceps: A Photographic Compendium, by esteemed MyGNR poster and amateur bodybuilder Lithium.

Mr. Lithium spent the better part of 2014 assembling the world’s largest collection of bicep pictures posted on MyGNR forum. Where others might have limited their search to the fitness thread, this author combed every picture thread going back to 2004 with a borderline maniacal diligence.

The result is impressive enough to be almost magnificent. Every picture is accompanied by a commentary that is not so much descriptive or critical as it is worshipful. While the adoration Mr. Lithium shows for these male forum members and their well crafted upper arm muscles is to be expected and tolerated, there is a slightly awkward (and off-putting to some readers) abundance of Black Sabbath stills. Indeed, more than half of all the pages in this book are adorned with close-up photographs of this young man, even though his pictures make up a small minority of all those posted on the forum throughout the years. Rumours abound!

Still, despite this small flaw and the egregious absence of any female subject whatsoever, the book is bound to be a bestseller, and not just with the fitness crowd. Indeed, it is already a pre-sale hit with the gay community in Berlin. With fine quality glossy paper, a picture of the author himself on the cover posing in a flexing position in front of the Norwegian National Opera building and a blistering twelve-page foreword by PappyTron (aka Purple Aki) critiquing the “anti-grope culture” in British society, the book is bound to be an instant classic.

Verdict: four stars out of five.

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