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Len Cnut

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  1. The grand exquisite imperial wizard or is it the RZArector come to pay your ass a visit?

    1. magisme

      magisme

      Local bio-chemical, universal giant, the black general,

      lickin shots at Davy Crockett on the bicentennial

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      DAMN! i thought you'd dropped the ball and we were evens LOL It's that fuckin' RZArector bit, dammit LOL!

    3. magisme

      magisme

      It's also that I was just listening to the album. lol

  2. Coke adds life where there isn't any so freeze....man freeze.

    1. Snake-Pit

      Snake-Pit

      Synthetic confidence in a baggy. Your body's your body don't rob nobody.

    2. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      What you get and what you see

      Things that don't come easily

      Feeling happy in my pain

      Icicles within my brain.......

  3. ;Thank you very much to the guy who threw a glass bottle at my head, you nearly killed me but you missed again so you have to keep tryin' next week!' Iggy Pop, 1974

    1. Słash

      Słash

      He was a B Standard 

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Whats cool about that comment is it was said without a hint of sarcasm, it's quite literally an invitation :lol: 

  4. And Iron Maiden are still shite, all is right with the world! :D

    1. Powerage5

      Powerage5

      Whatever you say Len :tongue2:

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Thank you, the voices in my head have been saying that for years :D

  5. Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio, our nation turns it lonely eyes to you

    1. sturginho

      sturginho

      whooo whooo whooo

    2. LyndaRose

      LyndaRose

      What's that you say Mrs Robinson

  6. scrambled eggs, oh my baby how i love your legs, not as much as i love scrambled eggs, oh have you tried my scrambled eggs?

    1. ZoSoRose
    2. JeanGenie

      JeanGenie

      I knew it instantly. Yesterday is a better title though.

  7. YOU DON'T WANNA RIDE WITH DIRT, YOU STILL STUCK IN COACH, EVEN IF YA FLY IN FIRST YO I CAN SPIT ONE VERSE AND LEAVE IN A NEW BENZER, TAKE A TRIP DOWN SOUTH AND PUT SOME HOES TO WORK, Y'HEAR ME?!?! DIRT MCGIRT, YOU hooray for tolerance!Z GON' RESPECT THIS, I'M DRUNK AND CRUNK SO DON'T COME IN MY DIRECTION, IM READY TO THUMP AND GET THE WHOLE CREW ARRESTED, BAIL EM OUT AND LAUGH ABOUT IT IN TEXAS!

    1. magisme

      magisme

      Cop searching the coup, I got some herb in my boot.

    2. Forsaken

      Forsaken

      Each verse is the proof, I drink a 100 Proof.

  8. YOU KNOW ME I'M ACTIN' DUMB - YOU KNOW THE SCENE, ITS VERY HUM DRUM - BOREDOM, BOREDOM - BA-DUM BA-DUM

    1. AtariLegend

      AtariLegend

      Pretending to be a United fan? :P

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Funnily enough the man singing that song is a Manc'

  9. Peep the Land Rov', sleeper hold hooray for tolerance!s, lay your dome on a stove, it's like space kid, the whole world is pitch black

    1. magisme

      magisme

      Ah, fuuuuuuuuuck!!! Something about granola rap and photomat. lol

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Victory! I'm calling that 1-1! :D

  10. Oh, why can't we talk again?

    1. Whiskey Rose

      Whiskey Rose

      don't leave me haaangin on the tellllephone

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      is it just me is she stalking someone in that song? :lol: 

  11. GREAT COOKAMOOKA, LEMME OUTTA HERE!!

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Exactly the same bollocks they've always been, song lyrics, started off as a bit of a joke with an ex poster and Wu Tang lyrics, now its just become a habit and ventured outside of Wu Tang lyrics to include whatever i happen to be listening to.

  12. 'I am a decent man who exports flowers' - Pablo Escobar

    1. Dr. Who

      Dr. Who

      R.I.P. Pablo

    2. IZZYISGNR

      IZZYISGNR

      rip pablo, one of the greatest

  13. Stop writing things on the screen..

  14. Revolution is either thorough or it is doomed, real revolutionaries know that, which is why they proceed in cold blood

    1. durruti column
    2. durruti column

      durruti column

      The Friends of Durruti Group had realized that revolutions are totalitarian or are defeated: therein lies its great merit.

  15. If that was no toe-tapper or no body shaker, boy you need to see the undertaker

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      And thats the double truth, Ruth! :D 

  16. Ho Ho Ho!  Well, if it isn't fat stinking billygoat Billy Boy in poison!  How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil?  Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunnuch jelly thou!

    1. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      I was cured alright

  17. Who needs the parliament?  Sittin' makin' laws all day, they're old, fat and old, queuing for The House of Lords

  18. Oh shit, its Cinco De Mayo!  That makes sense of Canelos fight this weekend!

    1. AxlsFavoriteRose

      AxlsFavoriteRose

      ah against Julio Caesar Chavez...makes sense of course!

  19. Uranus is rather prominent too *ba dum tshh*

  20. How dare you talk openly of defecting Towelie, you traitorous scum!

    1. Towelie

      Towelie

      I'm a bit of a message board slut I'm afraid, mygnr is one of about four boards I frequent, such is the emptiness of my hollow existence.

  21. our mum she dont wanna know she says i'm feelin' twice as old she says thought she had a head on her shoulder cuz im feelin' twice as older

  22. this is what you want, this is what you get, this is what you want, this is what you get, this is what you want, this is what you get, this is what you want, this is what you get, this is what you want, this is what you get, this is what you want, this is what you get, this is what you want, this is what you get, this is what you want this is what you get, this is what you want, this is what you get

    1. DR DOOM

      DR DOOM

      I'll tell you what I want what I really want...

  23. Let me tell you about your blood bamboo kid, it ain't Coca Cola, it's rice

    1. Słash

      Słash

      Straight to hell

      Go straight to hell boys

      Straight to hell

      Go straight to hell boy

  24. oi towelbag, try deleting some PMs!

    1. Towelie

      Towelie

      Done. What have you to say to me in a PM then Lennyboy???

  25. bounce if you a good kid, bounce, do the bird hop, curse, swerve to get served, these cocksuckers got nerve

    1. Snake-Pit

      Snake-Pit

      bounce wit' an ounce before the copper pounce wit' a chopper to shut a shotter down!

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