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  1. Today I learned that Axl Rose is not a singer from the 80s.

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    2. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      Today I learned: Gunner has shit inserted in his abdomen. And intestines is a singular word. I'm glad I have been educated by ignorant GUNNER PT.

    3. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      Look at me making !!!!]XD like real men do .... xD

    4. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      I will call you kid, even when I write like a five year old. I will refuse to learn English because people understand my "meanings." I will not accept facts because that's other people's own CRITERIA. Look at me xD'ing everyone because I am so mature. #gunnerlife

  2. wow, being suspended for some time made me realize how sad and slow is the GNR world. just don't feel like posting anything anymore. axl's army of fanatics are not funny anymore :(

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    2. Coma16
    3. maynard

      maynard

      bacardimayne needs help.

    4. volcano62

      volcano62

      Justin Beiber's forum is fun I heard :)

  3. Hello mygnr, I'm really sad tonight. :(

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    2. wkuk04

      wkuk04

      Its been two/three years since i was with a woman, does it get any better?

    3. maynard

      maynard

      actually, it makes me a bit scared myself, lol.

    4. wkuk04
  4. Isn't it time for another '5 questions to Axl Rose' attempt?

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    2. wkuk04

      wkuk04

      how about 5 questions for Slash for when the reunion is? You'll only have to wait for 5 weeks for answer, cause Slash answers questions on a weekly basis.

    3. maynard

      maynard

      If the mods can find a way to contact Slash, 5 questions for him from MyGNR would be fucking cool. I'm in.

    4. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      LOL. Sixes wins.

  5. You know an Axl fan is mad when they can't discuss music with you without telling you your life sucks.

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    2. maynard

      maynard

      How can you understand a teenager if you have never even touched one?

    3. alfierose

      alfierose

      Maybe I should just let my teenager moderate. It would distract him from tormenting his brother.

    4. wkuk04

      wkuk04

      thanks for getting my thread locked, you asshats.

  6. Once again, I apologize for the stupidity of the average Brazilian GNR fan. There are no facepalms enough sometimes...

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    2. Cosmo
    3. SoulMonster

      SoulMonster

      I don't know if simply apologizing for things other people have done but which you are not guilty of, will cut it in this case, maynard. I actually thing you owe us more than mere words. Maybe $50 in tort?

    4. maynard
  7. Just read on Axl Rose Fã Clube that Robin Finck does backing vocals and some solos on "Live Era". "Must to be true."

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    2. Gordon Comstock

      Gordon Comstock

      2:40, and 2:50. I'm pretty sure it is.

    3. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      Yep, like I said, I have had that question for years. It does sound like him.

    4. Strange Broue

      Strange Broue

      He did the SCOM solo for the "Big Daddy" version the Fa Clube must have mixed this... As backing vocals go... maybe who knows for sure...

  8. "I am told that another poster Maynard/Prostitute Coma posts here to stalk Jim." - Gtrunk

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    2. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      Yeah, very careful. I'm very intimidated right now. Maribeth is a piece of shit, the worst human being on earth. Also, she's very ugly and old. Very disgusting. Axl would shit on her face if he saw her.

    3. NachoLZ
    4. maynard

      maynard

      I am told that another poster Jim/Gtrunk buys fake mustaches here to stalk Axl.

  9. So... U2 just released a new album for free? Fucking sell out media whores!

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    2. magisme

      magisme

      I heard The Edge fucks up all his solos because Bono tells jokes in his ear.

    3. Coma16

      Coma16

      Livin' the dream!

    4. Sixes

      Sixes

      Togelf is Gaelic for The Edge

  10. You close your eyes, All well and good, I'll kick your ass Like I said that I would.

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    2. magisme

      magisme

      I know the reasons you tear me apaaaaaaaaarrrrrt!

    3. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      You liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike to think in some way that it's me and not you [stupid bitter crybaby voice] but you know that isn't true [/stupid bitter crybaby voice]

    4. maynard

      maynard

      What the fuck is that ending? That's some complex shit. Literally shit.

  11. Die with envy of your shit. I miss chatting with the "gang".

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    2. Sixes

      Sixes

      I'm an idiot, Salami King of Long Island also misses the gang and their plentiful love of all processed meats and by-products

    3. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      You should change the name to Slash "Borki", Salami King of Long Island

    4. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      The Golden Gods Awards was the funniest shit ever

  12. “Wise Men Speak Because They Have Something To Say; Fools Because They Have To Say Something.”

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    2. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      I have a shit poor life where I can't afford 5 dollars. GUARANTEED.

    3. saber_

      saber_

      Wise men don't capitalize the first letter of every word in a quote.

    4. maynard

      maynard

      it's rita's fault.

  13. Well, finishing the Mass Effect Trilogy has been lots of fun. It took me some years to have the time to play it, but was worth the wait. Brilliant games.

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    2. downzy

      downzy

      It just looks so daunting from the outside looking in. Congrats on seeing it all the way through.

    3. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      ME3 WITH Leviathan and Extended Cut is one of my top 5 games ever. Without those and it is one of my top 5 game disappointments ever

    4. wkuk04

      wkuk04

      What system are you on?

  14. Your loyalty is invaluable.

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    2. Coma16

      Coma16

      I suspect someones post got removed because mine had nothing about mental health.

    3. WFA

      WFA

      Coma16-

      Your loyalty is invaluable.

    4. Coma16

      Coma16

      are you calling me metal? :P

  15. Dear MyGNR, I'm not that sad anymore. xD

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    2. maynard

      maynard

      *This I Love This

    3. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      Hahaha, yeah, I told you! I'm currently having some problems with my girlfriend, but nothing to worry about. Good luck my sudaca/brazuca friend! :)

    4. GUNNER PT
  16. Axl I love you Say hi for me please ♡

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    2. Strange Broue
    3. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Pls come Mexico. Bring Slash jajajaja

    4. RussTCB

      RussTCB

      toda a integridade

      tanto complexo!

  17. Die with envy of your shit!!!!1

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    2. maynard

      maynard

      Stupid phone

    3. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      lol, not surprised.

    4. DR DOOM

      DR DOOM

      Congratulations on 465,810 likes on your fan clube page- you earned it!

  18. For Robin fans out there, the Noct soundtrack is on Spotify. It's mostly ambient but it's cool to hear Robin on a studio. Check it out, guys!

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    2. kogun

      kogun

      i'd rather be deaf than listening to that shit

    3. Forsaken

      Forsaken

      ^^ what kogun said

    4. maynard

      maynard

      Hopefully you two will become deaf while I enjoy the soundtrack. We both win :)

  19. This cannot be buried in the CW section. http://s11.postimg.org/8xqycvpcj/Axlisnotjoke.jpg

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    2. Padme

      Padme

      No, not that stupid bitch again. Please tell me is a joke

    3. Randy Jesus

      Randy Jesus

      I shave my gooch for new GNR, all I got was old GNR. Slash is better than the old one.

    4. Strange Broue

      Strange Broue

      who did this PS work?

  20. So sad to see the news about new Duff and Izzy songs buried in a dead section of the forum. :(

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    2. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      Got it, thanks man. Well explained.

    3. Padme

      Padme

      Nothing is more important than Indonesia... Until something happens in Brazil. So maynard do something!!! I want to laugh my ass off at the Axl´s letter to the Brazilian government

    4. maynard

      maynard

      Axel didn't asked for the Brazilian clemency!!!! He hate us!!11 Why he ask clemency only for rich country!!!??? - Brazilian fan logic

  21. i hate this type of stuffs. it's very racism.

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    2. DR DOOM

      DR DOOM

      To misquote Shakespeare's Hamlet, "Is be or must to be? That is the question"

    3. maynard
    4. WFA
  22. this is it. finally found the perfect avatar/signature combo

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    2. maynard
    3. DR DOOM

      DR DOOM

      I'm excited, so much I have adopted the same avatar.

      My hope is for everybody to start using it as theirs, and we are all united as GNR fans.

    4. maynard

      maynard

      lol, let there be banner tranny.

  23. *silence* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHYEAH - Axl Rose, Live and Let Die, live at the wedd... Casino

  24. Don't think it's thread-worthy but a poster in HTGTH spotted something new GNR-related, a new attraction at a Casino. Evolution of the GNR name. #muchcomplex

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    2. Słash

      Słash

      Now Im pretty sure that some Axl fanatics will fight with you saying that Axl is doing so much for the fans and blah blah blah

    3. PITBOSS

      PITBOSS

      kinda threadworthy- since there aint squat gnr related goin on

    4. Padme

      Padme

      A Fatal Attraction I´m afraid

  25. Robin's solo album can't come soon enough. What a guitarist!

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    2. maynard
    3. IZZYISGNR

      IZZYISGNR

      worst guitarist in the world

    4. Słash

      Słash

      When is he planning to release his album?

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