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Has anybody ever wondered which literal GNR title would be the coolest place to live?


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So, would you rather live on the Street of Dreams, Paradise City, the Garden of Eden, on a Night Train or some other Locomotive, in Madagascar, or Right Next Door to Hell? With a Prostitute, Mr. Brownstone, a Dead Horse, Silkworms, the IRS, or with Riad N' The Bedouins? Or just in a Coma?

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I would live in Paradise City. Street in which I'd live would be called Street Of Dreams and I'd have a Garden of Eden outside my house. I would live with Sweet Child o' Mine and sometimes we'd have some guests like My Michelle or Mr. Brownstone. Sadly, they're drug addicts.. Also, I would keep my horse in the Garden and I would call him Dead Horse. After 14 Years of living in there I would temporary Move To The City, some person would say to me:

"Welcome To The Jungle, Pretty Tied Up Prostitute"

And I would reply to him saying:

"You Ain't The First sayin' that, Get In The Ring, NOW MOTHERFUCKER!"

Then I'd beat him up and ask:

"Ain't It Fun?".

Then I'd meet some Nice Boys, drink Nightrain and dance in November Rain. When I'd feel Estranged, I'd return home to my Sweet Child o' Mine. I would say to him:

"Don't Cry. All you needed was just a little Patience. Now I am trully Sorry".

He would say to me:

"You're Crazy, my Rocket Queen.. But This I Love."

And I would reply:

"It's So Fine, however, could be Better. Since I Don't Have You, I live like Next Door To Hell. There only Dust N' Bones left of me.. Please, Don't Damn Me. I Think About You for a long time, you know."

"I won't. You're like a Bad Obsession to me. You Could Be Mine forever.."

And I'd say to him: "You're One In A Million, my darlin'"

Then we would go to Madagascar on vacation and later, live for a long long time together. It's So Easy for us.

P.S. Sorry for my fuckin' screwed up English. :unsure:

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I would live in Paradise City. Street in which I'd live would be called Street Of Dreams and I'd have a Garden of Eden outside my house. I would live with Sweet Child o' Mine and sometimes we'd have some guests like My Michelle or Mr. Brownstone. Sadly, they're drug addicts.. Also, I would keep my horse in the Garden and I would call him Dead Horse. After 14 Years of living in there I would temporary Move To The City, some person would say to me:

"Welcome To The Jungle, Pretty Tied Up Prostitute"

And I would reply to him saying:

"You Ain't The First sayin' that, Get In The Ring, NOW MOTHERFUCKER!"

Then I'd beat him up and ask:

"Ain't It Fun?".

Then I'd meet some Nice Boys, drink Nightrain and dance in November Rain. When I'd feel Estranged, I'd return home to my Sweet Child o' Mine. I would say to him:

"Don't Cry. All you needed was just a little Patience. Now I am trully Sorry".

He would say to me:

"You're Crazy, my Rocket Queen.. But This I Love."

And I would reply:

"It's So Fine, however, could be Better. Since I Don't Have You, I live like Next Door To Hell. There only Dust N' Bones left of me.. Please, Don't Damn Me. I Think About You for a long time, you know."

"I won't. You're like a Bad Obsession to me. You Could Be Mine forever.."

And I'd say to him: "You're One In A Million, my darlin'"

Then we would go to Madagascar on vacation and later, live for a long long time together. It's So Easy for us.

P.S. Sorry for my fuckin' screwed up English. :unsure:

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So, would you rather live on the Street of Dreams, Paradise City, the Garden of Eden, on a Night Train or some other Locomotive, in Madagascar, or Right Next Door to Hell? With a Prostitute, Mr. Brownstone, a Dead Horse, Silkworms, the IRS, or with Riad N' The Bedouins? Or just in a Coma?

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