Randy Lahey Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 (edited) Has Axl lost the eye of the tiger? There seems to be something very Rock III and Rocky IV about his plight. It reminds me of when Rocky got soft after he won the belt in II and Mickey booked him all those easy fights. And then Clubber Lang came along and knocked him out in III before Rocky went and trained with Apollo's team. Axl's gotten rich and soft and he's taking all these easy shows in Europe and South America instead of getting back to the business of making rock and roll albums and kicking America's ass once again. He needs to get in his Ferrari, put on the tunes, and get that eye of the tiger back. Edited June 15, 2012 by Randy Lahey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axl_morris Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingouino Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Lahey Posted June 15, 2012 Author Share Posted June 15, 2012 (edited) Hell, Axl got his ass handed to him by a table in Russia. He needs to shape up and start throwing furniture again. There can be no more of this I've fallen and I need Del James to help me up bullshit. Edited June 15, 2012 by Randy Lahey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sleeping Like An Angel Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Reported for discrimination. This is unfair I haven't seen the Rocky films so I've no idea what you're on about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Great post Randy.Axl's got his ass beat countless times. It's time for him to come out as the winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysteron Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Great post, Randy.Axl's got his ass beat countless times. I would like to do that to him too, allegedly.Maybe one day, your alleged dream will come true, sonny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Lahey Posted June 15, 2012 Author Share Posted June 15, 2012 He should start by getting his vocal coach back from Tom Cruise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realpoti Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 If I'm not mistaken, you have already created this thread last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Lahey Posted June 15, 2012 Author Share Posted June 15, 2012 (edited) If I'm not mistaken, you have already created this thread last year.I think you've got this one mixed up with the Rambo thread I created last year. Who knows though. I'm getting close to the point of self-cannibalizing.Great post, Randy.Axl's got his ass beat countless times. I would like to do that to him too, allegedly.Maybe one day, your alleged dream will come true, sonny.Are you trying to tell us that Axl would like to get in the ring with Arnold Layne? Edited June 15, 2012 by Randy Lahey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysteron Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 If I'm not mistaken, you have already created this thread last year.I think you've got this one mixed up with the Rambo thread I created last year. Who knows though. I'm getting close to the point of self-cannibalizing.Great post, Randy.Axl's got his ass beat countless times. I would like to do that to him too, allegedly.Maybe one day, your alleged dream will come true, sonny.Are you trying to tell us that Axl would like to get in the ring with Arnold Layne?I like your pun, but it would be cruel to Arnold to push this any further. He is very sensitive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 (edited) If I'm not mistaken, you have already created this thread last year.I think you've got this one mixed up with the Rambo thread I created last year. Who knows though. I'm getting close to the point of self-cannibalizing.Great post, Randy.Axl's got his ass beat countless times. I would like to do that to him too, allegedly.Maybe one day, your alleged dream will come true, sonny.Are you trying to tell us that Axl would like to get in the ring with Arnold Layne?I like your pun, but it would be cruel to Arnold to push this any further. He is very sensitive.Mysterion,When did I say I want to kick Axl's ass? That's right. I didn't.But please feel free to keep looking like a sensitive asshole. Edited June 15, 2012 by arnold layne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlsalinger Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 It seems this entire fanbase has lost the eye of the tiger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris 55 Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 Reported for discrimination. This is unfair I haven't seen the Rocky films so I've no idea what you're on about.Discrimination against Rocky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Broskirose Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 Mysteron is a Cashba fan. Pay no attention to him. Arnold wins again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eu4ic Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 Agreed. I think part of the problem is that he needs to get rid of his Ferrari and all these other material possessions and fortifications that have effectively made him incapable of making soulful music anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbacca Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 In other words, we need to steal Axl's money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Lahey Posted June 16, 2012 Author Share Posted June 16, 2012 Mo Money, Mo Problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eu4ic Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 That's what the great poet, Puff Daddy, once uttered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 (edited) maybe the band should decamp to a remote russian mountain to record the next record. Ashba needs to carry a few logs up an icy mountain.It would be epic if this band covered Eye of the Tiger . Edited June 16, 2012 by wasted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Scumcat Esq. Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 (edited) Hell, Axl got his ass handed to him by a table in Russia. He needs to shape up and start throwing furniture again. There can be no more of this I've fallen and I need Del James to help me up bullshit.I just hope that then the table got its top handed to it by Axl. It must have been an epic fight. Edited June 16, 2012 by Scumcat Esq. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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