Snake-Pit Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Hmmmm...I'm not sure if Canada's for me.Sure, they're diverse, I guess... But...iDk...Seems kinda'Smug about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 You sit there posting about America and Canada and all these countries talkin' about whether they are good for you etc but, mate, without being rude, you're a lad from England pushing 30 thats on the dole and signing up to be a professional tosser (not being rude, thats more or less what porn stars are), you don't need to be worrying about whether those countries are good for you, you wannabe worrying about whether they'll have you in the first place 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted February 21, 2014 Author Share Posted February 21, 2014 Nothing wrong with porn. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 You sit there posting about America and Canada and all these countries talkin' about whether they are good for you etc but, mate, without being rude, you're a lad from England pushing 30 thats on the dole and signing up to be a professional tosser (not being rude, thats more or less what porn stars are), you don't need to be worrying about whether those countries are good for you, you wannabe worrying about whether they'll have you in the first place You're gonna eat your words when he becomes the next Dirk Diggler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 No, i've had many a great moment with it in my 30 years but my point is when you're standing up in Canada house and the bloke with the nice tie and cufflinks goes 'alright Mister Snakes, what can you offer our nation?' and you turn around and go 'well, I'm on the social, i know a good draw when i toke on it, I'm well versed in Alco-pops and I've signed up to be a porn star, ain't done none or made any money or anything but i can safely say that, as of now, i don't have Hepatitis C...go on, let us in!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted February 21, 2014 Author Share Posted February 21, 2014 I'd be like.'Can I have a gun?'They'd be like'Why?'and I'd be like'Because of all the bears.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that concludes our business here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 You sit there posting about America and Canada and all these countries talkin' about whether they are good for you etc but, mate, without being rude, you're a lad from England pushing 30 thats on the dole and signing up to be a professional tosser (not being rude, thats more or less what porn stars are), you don't need to be worrying about whether those countries are good for you, you wannabe worrying about whether they'll have you in the first place Funny thing with Canada is they (allegedly) had these immigrations quotas. 20-30 years ago, loads of professional Iranians emigrated to Canada, engineers, doctors, dentists, etc. Because there were so many of these Iranians in Canada, they suddenly needed a new group of people: the guys who wash and prepare the bodies for Islamic burial. In Iran, these guys are pretty low on the social ladder, but suddenly because so many of these white-collar Muslim professionals were clocking it in Canada, they were in demand!NB: mate of mine told me this story, may all be bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 You sit there posting about America and Canada and all these countries talkin' about whether they are good for you etc but, mate, without being rude, you're a lad from England pushing 30 thats on the dole and signing up to be a professional tosser (not being rude, thats more or less what porn stars are), you don't need to be worrying about whether those countries are good for you, you wannabe worrying about whether they'll have you in the first place You're gonna eat your words when he becomes the next Dirk Diggler.You can definitely imagine Snakes in front of a mirror with a gigantic prosthetic penis on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Is this thing about Pit becoming a porn actor serious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Is this thing about Pit becoming a porn actor serious? All signs point to yes. He's gonna be the English Lexington Steele. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Just another reason why to avoid porn.Do you pick and choose your porn projects? Not everything is glamorous in porn - quite the reverse. People like fat porn, and granny porn and... Well, Pit does like 'diversity'. Think of England ole' boy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 You sit there posting about America and Canada and all these countries talkin' about whether they are good for you etc but, mate, without being rude, you're a lad from England pushing 30 thats on the dole and signing up to be a professional tosser (not being rude, thats more or less what porn stars are), you don't need to be worrying about whether those countries are good for you, you wannabe worrying about whether they'll have you in the first place You're gonna eat your words when he becomes the next Dirk Diggler.You can definitely imagine Snakes in front of a mirror with a gigantic prosthetic penis on.He's a star, he's a star, he's a star. He is a big, bright, shining star. That's right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 You sit there posting about America and Canada and all these countries talkin' about whether they are good for you etc but, mate, without being rude, you're a lad from England pushing 30 thats on the dole and signing up to be a professional tosser (not being rude, thats more or less what porn stars are), you don't need to be worrying about whether those countries are good for you, you wannabe worrying about whether they'll have you in the first place You're gonna eat your words when he becomes the next Dirk Diggler.You can definitely imagine Snakes in front of a mirror with a gigantic prosthetic penis on.Snakes looks like a giant prosthetic penis in general Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Just another reason why to avoid porn.Do you pick and choose your porn projects? Not everything is glamorous in porn - quite the reverse. People like fat porn, and granny porn and... Well, Pit does like 'diversity'. Think of England ole' boy.I know that Alexis Texas girl gets into trouble because she won't take black dick. Some people say she shouldn't be allowed to choose like that, but then I think, what, you're going to force her to take a black man's willy?! Bit silly, really, it's her pussy/mouth/arsehole, she can do what she likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 I do not think Pit has any problems with a black guys willy! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patience 4 Axl Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Here I was thinking the thread was gonna be about Canada instead of porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Here I was thinking the thread was gonna be about Canada instead of porn. Thats always been your problem P4, presumptuous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patience 4 Axl Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Indeed Len! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downzy Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 I remember hearing that Quebec has a bourgeoning porn industry. So there's that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Don't forget French-Canadian porn star Ariel Rebel: On topic, I've only been to Toronto, thought it was OK, nowhere near as cool as NY, though. Want to check out Montreal and Vancouver. Once saw a BBC documentary on the latter where there was this really upbeat woman from their tourist board going on about the pros of Vancouver (it was voted best city to live in that year). The BBC guy then asked about all the rain they get, and then the lady said, "Oh, well here we just call that liquid sunshine " I thought, Christ, my cynical British self could never put up with that much cheeriness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GivenToFly Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 I read somewhere once that it's incredibly difficult to become a male porn actor who does male-on-female scenes. Apparently there are two ways into the industry. One is to be the boyfriend of a girl getting into porn. If she's really good she can demand that she'll only do MF scenes with you. You do that for a while and build up experience and maybe a reputation and you start getting other jobs. The other way is to start out in gay porn. Which is it gonna be Snake-pit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Just another reason why to avoid porn.Do you pick and choose your porn projects? Not everything is glamorous in porn - quite the reverse. People like fat porn, and granny porn and... Well, Pit does like 'diversity'. Think of England ole' boy.I know that Alexis Texas girl gets into trouble because she won't take black dick. Some people say she shouldn't be allowed to choose like that, but then I think, what, you're going to force her to take a black man's willy?! Bit silly, really, it's her pussy/mouth/arsehole, she can do what she likes.If I didn't have a sig already this would probably be it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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