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If I got a dollar for everytime I've been asked that question this week, I'd have a few bucks.


and it's not even been asked in a bad way, just by a lot of lesbians and the odd straight random guy?, IDK, this question seems normal for me, because people wanna know.


I'm not even going to lie, gay guys have been asking me this too all week, I'm used to it, I'm straight lol, but it's all good, everyone's entitled to happiness so, let love be.

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If I got a dollar for everytime I've been asked that question this week, I'd have a few bucks.

and it's not even been asked in a bad way, just by a lot of lesbians and the odd straight random guy?, IDK, this question seems normal for me, because people wanna know.

I'm not even going to lie, gay guys have been asking me this too all week, I'm used to it, I'm straight lol, but it's all good, everyone's entitled to happiness so, let love be.

Probably because you been hanging out almost exclusively at gay/lesbian bars? :lol:

EDIT: Right, and on topic: No, I'm not gay.

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I got this thing saying send money, like £96.00 by the end of the month, and, I don't get paid until the 5th, and they said if they don't get my refundable deposit by the end of the month, my application will be canceled, it's the 26th today, they want it by the 29th... Is that even real? I have half a mind to take that down to citizens advice as getting advice about the porn industry is wank, b/s UK lacking in that department (industry advice for sex work, or lack of); or I could try and get my pay early and pay that and see what happens... Feels a little like magic beans but, no risk no reward., IDK, but that's me and working in porn at the moment.

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So, have you shot your first scene yet, Pit? If so, what was it? Solo? Innocent boy is taken advantage of by his friend's dad? Two young boys fooling around? Lithium says that he needs to know.

Snake goes to his friend's house for a BBQ lunch. Whilst there, his friend's dad realises that they don't have any sausages to eat so he send Snake's friends out to get some. Of course the dad propositions Snake as to whether he wants to "eat a sausage he prepared earlier?" Snake humbly complys.

10 minutes later whilst Snake's friend's dad is balls deep in Snake's mouth, his friend arrives back home. "WHAT THE FUCK?!" he exclaims. The dad tells his friend this could be a good learning experience for him so he joins in and they spit roast Snake, do a half time swap, high five and nut all over his face at the end.

The best quote of the film belongs to Snake who yells "I CAN BLOW BIG BUBBLES WITH MY ARSE NOW".

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I wish Snake-Pit were more like Miser. At least then he'd occasionally freak out and get himself eventually banned and we wouldn't be subjected to his idiocy anymore.

Yes but then you'd be subjected to "I'm leaving", "How's my hair?", "How's my porn star mustache look?", "Here's photo's of my dead relatives that you don't care about", "Here's me when I was a cute kid/now I look like a fat kebab shop owner" threads.

Be careful what you wish for. Plus Snake's not a cunt.

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Oh boy what a night.

Went to a house party. Talked to a beautiful girl I am in gym with. Didn't know recognize me. :( So then I took my flask and my sorrow to the dance club. Two chicks got all up into my shit so then I felt them up around the thighs and breasts. They eventually left.

Oh then! Here's the interesting part! I saw some girl I made out with freshman year dance with this large dude. She saw me so I have her a wink.

And I chatted up another girl I talked to freshman year. Couldn't hear her but whatever. She thinks I am fucked in the head anyway.

So it was a failure of a night. I am sleeping alone in my own misery. I am going to wake up hungover and depressed and hating myself again. God dammit. Someone just fucking give me a gun. I am fucking serious. So serious. I hate this shit. Just put me out of my god damn misery. I am so tired of myself being a loser.

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Also. My roommate drunkenly told me the other roommates hate me for some reason. Barely even talk to them. Public service announcement. I hate you all. I hat people. I hate myself. You're all a bunch of judgmental assholes. I am a judgmental asshole.

people fucking suck. I wish I had the balls to just say fuck the world. Move out to bumfuck nowhere and just ostracize everyone because for some fuckedbup reason I AM THE ASSHOLE. I've tried so fucking hat my whole life to appease people and in the end you just end up hated. I am not a bad person. I swear to god I am almost too nice and people just take advantage of me. It fucking sucks.

Life sucks! I hate everything about it besides getting hammered and sleeping!

In the end you can only love yourself because I learned nobody ELSE HIVRS A SHIT !

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Oh boy what a night.

Went to a house party. Talked to a beautiful girl I am in gym with. Didn't know recognize me. :( So then I took my flask and my sorrow to the dance club. Two chicks got all up into my shit so then I felt them up around the thighs and breasts. They eventually left.

Oh then! Here's the interesting part! I saw some girl I made out with freshman year dance with this large dude. She saw me so I have her a wink.

And I chatted up another girl I talked to freshman year. Couldn't hear her but whatever. She thinks I am fucked in the head anyway.

So it was a failure of a night. I am sleeping alone in my own misery. I am going to wake up hungover and depressed and hating myself again. God dammit. Someone just fucking give me a gun. I am fucking serious. So serious. I hate this shit. Just put me out of my god damn misery. I am so tired of myself being a loser.

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Is that a roundabout way of saying you're gay?

I just want someone to love me you know? I don't have even that. My dad loves money more than his own goddamn children and he doesn't even gve a shit about me in the least because he knows I will never amount to anything financially.

And my mom just accepts the fact I will die any minute.

So fuck it.

Maybe I am gay. Maybe I am not. But I do know that I am one pissed off mother fucker and I want some cocaine.

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Depressing. People don't like it when others make them feel like shit, or more shitty. They want the people around them to make them feel good. (crazy, I know)

I think the key to a decent life is just to accept yourself, and be honest with yourself about your flaws. You seem like you could use a friend, and therapy can really help. There is a lot to experience in life. You have your whole life ahead of you Arnold. Do something with it. Find something you are passionate about, and realize crying about it won't do shit.

I know I've probably wasted my time, but I hope it helps.

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