AxlisOld Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 You don't have a close up of the rod, do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pestilence Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 If he lives, then I will throw him. Maybe he will think it's funny. Have you ever crapped your pants at a public place?No. Do you think inanimate objects have feelings?no, but you can leave your energy on themwhat's the last thing you stole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 You don't have a close up of the rod, do you?Wow.If he lives, then I will throw him. Maybe he will think it's funny. Have you ever crapped your pants at a public place?No. Do you think inanimate objects have feelings?no, but you can leave your energy on themwhat's the last thing you stole?Maybe fare evasion on public transport. If you were to eat a roast chicken and the chicken clucked at you, would you still eat it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Maybe fare evasion on public transport.If you were to eat a roast chicken and the chicken clucked at you, would you still eat it?? As in the one I was about to eat? No.Would you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Yes. I just fucking roasted it, no? Someone offers you $10 million to take a brick in the arse sideways, no lube. Do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Yes. I just fucking roasted it, no? Someone offers you $10 million to take a brick in the arse sideways, no lube. Do you?No.Favorite takeout....Pizza or Chinese Food? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Pizza!Staycation or vacation ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pestilence Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 vacation lose a limb for five years or lose your eyesight for five days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Eye sight. Biggest boobs you've ever felt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pestilence Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 36Clast time you punched someone in the face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thin White Duke Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 I am too much of a coward.Last time you've been punched in the face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 (edited) About 2 years ago in a McDonalds on the high street, was arrested for GBH that day, unjustly.When was the last near miss you had? (Interpret near miss as you will...but it had to be pretty near, as in near to the bone, as in a close shave) Edited June 19, 2014 by sugaraylen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orsys Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Last Monday.What emotion did you feel last time you held a baby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Pure, unadulterated happiness. What gives you that feeling in life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of their women.Who is your favourite poster on mygnrforum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orsys Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Lately Sugarraylen. He makes me laugh. I have needed a laugh. But I have a list of favourites of the good folks of mygnrforum.If taken away, what would you really miss (not people)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pestilence Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 cigarettes...so much so that people would probably die.....though i doneed to quitcan you do any tricks with a yoyo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I can shove one up my arse and fart it out with the string still in to execute a spinner. What is your favourite way to have fun by yourself (not jacking it)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I dont wanna paint myself in an atypical light but i guess smoking weed and watching like, comedy, sitcoms, stand up etc. And writing.Question: if you had to, for one night, inhabit a famous singer lady and perform one night only, one ballad, in front of an adoring crowd of debutantes and their wealthy sweaty suitors, lights go down, curtain goes up...what do you sing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Anything off Tapestry or if I was gonna beast it probably All At Once by Whitney Houston. If you could not wear underwear and not be perceived as a sex pest/social oddity, would you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thin White Duke Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Of course not. Big part of the charm is in looking like a sex pest/social oddity. Motley Crue or Poison? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Honestly, neither. Given em both a go and fuck me are they dreadfulQuestion - Would you rather live as an ignorant man who lives free forever but never really does anything or would you rather have extreme tragedies and traumas which, although effect you horribly, result in some form of enlightenment for you, whether the tragedy be like, the loss of a loved one of perhaps a good stretch of your life in prison or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Ignorance. Shit that puts stress on you makes life easier only because it's fucked off afterwards. Scotch. Straight or with a mixer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Eithers good to be honest. I've been leaning towards straight more as i get older but I couldn't honestly sign my name to one or the other, depends on the day, depends whats on offer, depends how long i got. skill of a champion executed with style and panache or dogged determination and grit of an underdog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pestilence Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 underdogdo you like pickles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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