ChristmasFnatic Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Or is it safe?Just wondering... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollywood Zombie Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 http://www.mygnrforum.com/index.php?/topic/180469-bon-jovi-can-suck-my-dick/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Sorry to tell you but, yes, you are now gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner55 Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 I had a friend in high school who used to tell everyone if they irritated him in any way to suck his dick. When he told me to, I told him he was gay. He responds, "Nothing gay about getting your dick sucked. You'd be gay for sucking it." I think it does make you gay nonetheless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conor Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 A blowjob is a blowjob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalsh327 Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 If a lesbian has sex with a man, is she still a lesbian? You're trying to degrade them in a fight, but is gay sex degrading? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Suck my dick. No homo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haters Gonna Hate Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 That is a sign that you're a raging homosexual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pestilence Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 only if your dick is hard and your pants are down....and you got ben wa balls up your ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Metaphor separates us from the beasts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forsaken Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 A blowjob is a blowjob. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Metaphor separates us from the beasts.I usually get most of your material but you lost me on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Metaphor separates us from the beasts.I usually get most of your material but you lost me on this one. Basically, the question the thread poses is whether "suck my dick" is a literal command. And of course it's not; it's metaphorical. So metaphor was bouncing in my head, and you know I'm into philosophy and all that, and it's gone by a number of different names throughout the years, but the traditional Western philosophical distinction between man and animal has always been man's capacity for metaphor vs. the animal's lack of any such capacity. That distinction has been unsettled in recent years, though by no means eliminated, and I don't even agree with it necessarily, but I thought it fit the thread in a kind of vague, ominous way.So that's that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmarBradley Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Metaphor separates us from the beasts.I usually get most of your material but you lost me on this one. Basically, the question the thread poses is whether "suck my dick" is a literal command. And of course it's not; it's metaphorical. So metaphor was bouncing in my head, and you know I'm into philosophy and all that, and it's gone by a number of different names throughout the years, but the traditional Western philosophical distinction between man and animal has always been man's capacity for metaphor vs. the animal's lack of any such capacity. That distinction has been unsettled in recent years, though by no means eliminated, and I don't even agree with it necessarily, but I thought it fit the thread in a kind of vague, ominous way.So that's that. Is it not the ability to resist temptation which separates us from beasts? I've studied a decent amount of political philosophy, and that seems to be one of the bigger messages there. Though I suppose both idioms could be connected to each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Metaphor separates us from the beasts.I usually get most of your material but you lost me on this one. Basically, the question the thread poses is whether "suck my dick" is a literal command. And of course it's not; it's metaphorical. So metaphor was bouncing in my head, and you know I'm into philosophy and all that, and it's gone by a number of different names throughout the years, but the traditional Western philosophical distinction between man and animal has always been man's capacity for metaphor vs. the animal's lack of any such capacity. That distinction has been unsettled in recent years, though by no means eliminated, and I don't even agree with it necessarily, but I thought it fit the thread in a kind of vague, ominous way.So that's that. Is it not the ability to resist temptation which separates us from beasts? I've studied a decent amount of political philosophy, and that seems to be one of the bigger messages there. Though I suppose both idioms could be connected to each other.Yes, to resist temptation is to substitute, this instead of that, this in the place of that, metaphor. That's pretty much what sublimation and the pleasure/reality principles in psychoanalysis are too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Totally gay bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 (edited) Metaphor separates us from the beasts.I usually get most of your material but you lost me on this one. Basically, the question the thread poses is whether "suck my dick" is a literal command. And of course it's not; it's metaphorical. So metaphor was bouncing in my head, and you know I'm into philosophy and all that, and it's gone by a number of different names throughout the years, but the traditional Western philosophical distinction between man and animal has always been man's capacity for metaphor vs. the animal's lack of any such capacity. That distinction has been unsettled in recent years, though by no means eliminated, and I don't even agree with it necessarily, but I thought it fit the thread in a kind of vague, ominous way.So that's that. Got it...so basically, if you think saying "suck my dick" means you're gay, you're no different than an animal. Nice. Edited June 9, 2014 by Kasanova King 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Metaphor separates us from the beasts.I usually get most of your material but you lost me on this one. Basically, the question the thread poses is whether "suck my dick" is a literal command. And of course it's not; it's metaphorical. So metaphor was bouncing in my head, and you know I'm into philosophy and all that, and it's gone by a number of different names throughout the years, but the traditional Western philosophical distinction between man and animal has always been man's capacity for metaphor vs. the animal's lack of any such capacity. That distinction has been unsettled in recent years, though by no means eliminated, and I don't even agree with it necessarily, but I thought it fit the thread in a kind of vague, ominous way.So that's that. Got it...so basically, if you think saying "suck my dick" means you're gay, you're no different than an animal. Nice.Bingo. That was the subtle jab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bono Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Yup saying it means you are gay. You are subconsciously gay and in the heat of an aggressive moment you allow it to come out. You're gay as gay can be. No different than when Axl said Bon Jovi could suck his dick. Axl has been gay all this time. You might as well accept that you are gay too. Mind = blown..................... seriously WTF kinda thread is this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luciusfunk Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 No, but all your threads asking if something is gay, repeated use of "no homo", and your Ortonlove make you gay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 If I tell another man to suck my dick not as an insult / in a fight, but in the throes of passion...does that make you gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Tell that to a guy who sucks dick and they might construe it as a compliment and probably will have the last laugh on you when they deny your arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 (edited) This one time in Camden, I was minding my own business, just bought a Guns N' Roses tshirt, wore it, ran into this group of guys a lil' younger than me, all wearing Guns N' Roses tshirts, they embraced me, we had a group man hug and the only way I could break it and not seem rude was to ask 'So, which one of you is gonna give me head?'. They smiled, and that ended the group hug and I went on my merry way. Genius. Edited June 9, 2014 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 If I tell another man to suck my dick not as an insult / in a fight, but in the throes of passion...does that make you gay?You're under suspicion at the very least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nulla Lex Ink. Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 They smiled? I think you're leaving out a bit of that story, Snake-Pit. It's okay, you can tell us. No one here will judge you... Except for me But I don't think it makes the insulter gay, it just makes him guilty of saying really gay stuff. It's sort of the same principle that applies to when people shout "fuck you" in anger, I suppose. Though, if the guy actually starts going down on you and you don't fight it, then yes, you're gay. Very gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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