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Slash: Aerosmith tour to be sober


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Sober means Steven Tyler will still be annoying and Joe Perry might push him off the stage yet again! lol

Slash thinks he's so cool with that shirt! Who cares?

GNR are still her but where are Nirvana? Oh right, Kurt killed himself. Guess the best man is left standing: Axl Rose.

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Slash's robotic attachment to his heart would probably malfunction and explode if he downed a couple litres of jack daniels so it's probably for the best. Duff's pummeled pancreas would probably explode too so hope he stayed away from Axl's martinis and champagne.

Maybe that was Axl's plan all along. Maybe the idea was, like, hey...we're not going to be #1 forever and I don't really want to live in that reality so I'm saving my internal organs for the day when I'm old and doing beer commercials.

It's pretty genius.

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