WFA Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Female student: Mr. magisme, you should come to the gym at night.Mr. magisme: Why?Female student: So you can work me out. [group of girls giggling]Mr. magisme: ....Probably the only thing my students pull on me that I don't know how to handle.What would you say if one of your students found your mygnr account? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Female student: Mr. magisme, you should come to the gym at night.Mr. magisme: Why?Female student: So you can work me out. [group of girls giggling]Mr. magisme: ....Probably the only thing my students pull on me that I don't know how to handle.I have no idea how to handle that either, so I just act like I'm dumb and don't pick up on the obvious flirting. I don't really mind it as long as it doesn't get out of hand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsMainMan Posted September 23, 2014 Author Share Posted September 23, 2014 Female student: Mr. magisme, you should come to the gym at night.Mr. magisme: Why?Female student: So you can work me out. [group of girls giggling]Mr. magisme: ....Probably the only thing my students pull on me that I don't know how to handle.I have no idea how to handle that either, so I just act like I'm dumb and don't pick up on the obvious flirting. I don't really mind it as long as it doesn't get out of hand.That's been my strategy too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFA Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Female student: Mr. magisme, you should come to the gym at night.Mr. magisme: Why?Female student: So you can work me out. [group of girls giggling]Mr. magisme: ....Probably the only thing my students pull on me that I don't know how to handle.I have no idea how to handle that either, so I just act like I'm dumb and don't pick up on the obvious flirting. I don't really mind it as long as it doesn't get out of hand. That's been my strategy too.Didn't you say you're a kindergarten teacher? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 I had a drop dead gorgeous Spanish student in a mini skirt pull a Sharon Stone on me in a lecture hall one time. It was a little like this, as was my reaction I've also bumped into a lot of my female students in niteclubs when they're drunk. They try to drag me onto the dancefloor which is always hilarious when they run into me the following Monday morning in college. I just laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 (edited) It just dawned on me that I was a teacher @ the R.A.P Academy when I was 17/18.They had me teaching live performance and I tried to introduce live beats. (I got musician buddies of mine to come down and help me with that). This really really talented drummer girl who was a couple of years older than me from secondary school and this guitarist/music teacher friend who was like 45.http://www.rap.uk.com/index.php/rap-academyMe and the founder's wife were the only 2 Caucasians there and we would be fully booked attracting complaints because turn out was 70 to 80 kids per week' and the people there didn't like all these kids showing up and hanging out. Edited September 25, 2014 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsMainMan Posted September 25, 2014 Author Share Posted September 25, 2014 Female student: Mr. magisme, you should come to the gym at night.Mr. magisme: Why?Female student: So you can work me out. [group of girls giggling]Mr. magisme: ....Probably the only thing my students pull on me that I don't know how to handle.I have no idea how to handle that either, so I just act like I'm dumb and don't pick up on the obvious flirting. I don't really mind it as long as it doesn't get out of hand. That's been my strategy too.Didn't you say you're a kindergarten teacher?As of recently, but my teaching degree and majority of experience is with high school students. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 One of the teachers at my work is preggers, and since she won't be around much it looks like I'm up for a 50% teaching position. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 I had a drop dead gorgeous Spanish student in a mini skirt pull a Sharon Stone on me in a lecture hall one time. It was a little like this, as was my reaction I've also bumped into a lot of my female students in niteclubs when they're drunk. They try to drag me onto the dancefloor which is always hilarious when they run into me the following Monday morning in college. I just laugh Sounds like you should change your name to Facefucker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 One of the teachers at my work is preggers, and since she won't be around much it looks like I'm up for a 50% teaching position. Congrats! On the job, I mean. Unless you had anything to do with it, in that case it would be a drastic way of making sure you have a job. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Lithium always be getting dem bitches pregnant then throwing them to the kerb. Ain't got no time for no babydaddy bullshit and bitch hooray for tolerance!s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em... leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Like pulling teeth with the rugrats today. I love Hawthorne, but teaching him kinda sucks sometimes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsMainMan Posted September 26, 2014 Author Share Posted September 26, 2014 Like pulling teeth with the rugrats today. I love Hawthorne, but teaching him kinda sucks sometimes.I love his short stories like Goodman Brown but can't stand his longer work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I got the job. I'll be teaching Norwegian and Religion (which also includes humanism, atheism, etc., in case anyone wondered if I've found Jesus). It's gonna be a lot of hard work these next few months, with both college and a steady teaching position, but I'll make it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 (edited) I got the job. I'll be teaching Norwegian and Religion (which also includes humanism, atheism, etc., in case anyone wondered if I've found Jesus). It's gonna be a lot of hard work these next few months, with both college and a steady teaching position, but I'll make it. :lol: EDIT: Congrats, but that literally made me LOL. Edited September 26, 2014 by Lio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 What did? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 You teaching religion. You have to admit that is rather funny. I think you should teach them about ALL religions, ie don't forget the unicorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsMainMan Posted September 26, 2014 Author Share Posted September 26, 2014 I got the job. I'll be teaching Norwegian and Religion (which also includes humanism, atheism, etc., in case anyone wondered if I've found Jesus). It's gonna be a lot of hard work these next few months, with both college and a steady teaching position, but I'll make it.Kiss your weekends goodbye, Sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 You teaching religion. You have to admit that is rather funny. I think you should teach them about ALL religions, ie don't forget the unicorn.Nah, this is a professional setting, so of course I'll be objective The subject doesn't just deal with religion - it also deals with ethics and stuff as well.I got the job. I'll be teaching Norwegian and Religion (which also includes humanism, atheism, etc., in case anyone wondered if I've found Jesus). It's gonna be a lot of hard work these next few months, with both college and a steady teaching position, but I'll make it.Kiss your weekends goodbye, Sir.I'll get paid a lot more, though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 You teaching religion. You have to admit that is rather funny. I think you should teach them about ALL religions, ie don't forget the unicorn.Nah, this is a professional setting, so of course I'll be objective The subject doesn't just deal with religion - it also deals with ethics and stuff as well.Will you be teaching sex education too ? We got that during religion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 You teaching religion. You have to admit that is rather funny. I think you should teach them about ALL religions, ie don't forget the unicorn.Nah, this is a professional setting, so of course I'll be objective The subject doesn't just deal with religion - it also deals with ethics and stuff as well.Will you be teaching sex education too ? We got that during religion.Sex ed is a part of Science here, as it should be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Sex ed is a part of Science here, as it should be. Right, probably had it in biology too... In religion, it was more about sex in the sense of relationships, love... not the purely biological aspects. I remember we were asked to write all kinds of words on the blackboard we had for male and female genitals. When suddenly the principal (priest) entered. That was fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I got the job. I'll be teaching Norwegian and Religion (which also includes humanism, atheism, etc., in case anyone wondered if I've found Jesus). It's gonna be a lot of hard work these next few months, with both college and a steady teaching position, but I'll make it.Congrats, boss. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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