Towelie Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 (edited) Enough of your trendy US HBO dramas... lets talk Eastenders. Yes I watch it and yes I am ashamed to publicly admit so (I also watch Coronation Street so there's no fucking hope for me), but I'm sure I can't be the only one on this board. So who do you think killed Lucy Beale? I think Peter. Edited December 6, 2014 by Towelie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 (edited) I ain't ashamed! Bollocks, I'll watch what I want, I'll watch Playbus if i feel like it!Y'know who i reckon did it? I reckon it's gonna be like an Inspector Calls, ever see that? That play where like, they're all involved to some degree in her death but in convoluted ways? Edited December 6, 2014 by Lennie Godber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towelie Posted December 6, 2014 Author Share Posted December 6, 2014 Interesting theory. Maybe Denise and that Jane bird did it together. That'd be good. I love Denise, even if she does look like a chimpanzee (can I say that in public? Ah, fuck it). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I think she's fit as fuck man, says something about my taste in crumpet Thats what it looks like though eh? Cuz like...look how many people are in the frame, Lauren, Ben, Jay, Peter, Lee Carter, there's gotta be some dodgy twist thing to it like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 What the fucking Christ on a cracker are you lot on about? Fuckin' Eastenders? Bunch of fuckin' old wimmin the lot of ya! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damn_Smooth Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 (edited) Probably Courtney Love or OJ. Edited December 6, 2014 by Damn_Smooth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 What the fucking Christ on a cracker are you lot on about? Fuckin' Eastenders? Bunch of fuckin' old wimmin the lot of ya! If you can hand on heart tell me that you've never consistently watched Corrie for any length of time in your life? Exactly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 What the fucking Christ on a cracker are you lot on about? Fuckin' Eastenders? Bunch of fuckin' old wimmin the lot of ya! If you can hand on heart tell me that you've never consistently watched Corrie for any length of time in your life? Exactly Not since I was a kid. It rots your brain that shite does! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 What the fucking Christ on a cracker are you lot on about? Fuckin' Eastenders? Bunch of fuckin' old wimmin the lot of ya! If you can hand on heart tell me that you've never consistently watched Corrie for any length of time in your life? Exactly Not since I was a kid. It rots your brain that shite does! As opposed to the culturally enriching experience of listening to GnR? You're a man that bangs quiff in graveyards, walks down high streets with a lampshade over his todger and drinks gravy out of a cup, how about Commando, whats that do for your brain? What about that classic enduring tale Robocop? Exactly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towelie Posted December 6, 2014 Author Share Posted December 6, 2014 How long till I get banned??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I wouldn't say no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towelie Posted December 6, 2014 Author Share Posted December 6, 2014 I would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 You're such a cunt Towelie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towelie Posted December 6, 2014 Author Share Posted December 6, 2014 Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I'm glad you took it as a compliment cuz thats how it was meant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towelie Posted December 6, 2014 Author Share Posted December 6, 2014 I don't think anybody could accuse me of being easily offended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Corrie is better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I don't think anybody could accuse me of being easily offended.Your the forums cardinal Moz fan, I'll be damned if i ever get on your bad side sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Ian Beale or joe mangle. You're fuckin nothink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Not one shit given as to who killed Lucy Beale....It's a television show...My father's even written for it! - When they decided to bring back 'Dirty' Den from grave, before killing him off again; they called on writers like my father to write him back in and went outside their main in-house writers for that one; Let's see, somebody said he should have went to Spain etc... My father's contribution to writing Dirty Den back in was to give his character a wife out there, a character called Chrissie, named after my sister, Christine. That whole character was my father's creation just to write Den back in.So who killed Lucy Beale? Don't care, we never wrote it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Not one shit given as to who killed Lucy Beale....It's a television show...My father's even written for it! - When they decided to bring back 'Dirty' Den from grave, before killing him off again; they called on writers like my father to write him back in and went outside their main in-house writers for that one; Let's see, somebody said he should have went to Spain etc... My father's contribution to writing Dirty Den back in was to give his character a wife out there, a character called Chrissie, named after my sister, Christine. That whole character was my father's creation just to write Den back in.So who killed Lucy Beale? Don't care, we never wrote it. Define 'care' Snakes? I mean, no ones lighting torches outside BBC House demanding answers, its a curiosity thats all Shit, your old man invented Christine? Nice one! Ask him if he can sort me out a writers job there, I'd be great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sturginho Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 I've been convinced since the beginning that it was Abby Branning, the girl is mental Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Can't be doing with Eastenders. Depresses the fuck out of me. That lass looks alright though.Followed Corrie for a while but gave up about 3 months ago. It was cutting into my 'moping cunt' time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Nick Cotton died Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Nick Cotton died He will come back. He always does. Bit like a comic book character. Dirty Den came back for a second innings which ended abruptly when he got caught wanking on webcam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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