Len Cnut Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Snow made songs about people like you Grace! Snow?http://youtu.be/StlMdNcvCJo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 "I lick your bum bum down"-Snow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 (edited) This security breach makes one nostalgic for the good old fashioned grot mags. One of the rights of passage for any kid is to stumble on a well used copy of Escort or Mayfair in the park bushes. Then you'd spend ages with your pals turning the pages with a stick going "eeuuuuurghh" and getting hyper hopping around. The stories always used to have great titles aswell, one that always stuck in my mind was "Back Door... (That's The Score) with a pic of a bird with her growler exposed Edit - I just remembered once we found one in the park and hid it under a rock and returned to it every night for like a week Edited October 24, 2015 by spunko12345 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 (edited) Why were they always in the fuckin' bushes across this fuckin' nation? i should hope its because kids were too worried to take em home and not that dirty old men across the nation wank in public in record breaking numbers.My mate Paul used to nick em out of his Dads room, they was always fuckin' Readers Wives though. Thats probably why i grew up so unpicky The name Tina Titshag lived on in my memory also! Edited October 24, 2015 by Len B'stard 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Tina Titshag If you give your kid that name there's a good chance she will end up in porn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 (edited) When you're born into the Titshag family its job done from the off really eh? Edited October 24, 2015 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 To all the people who disapprove of what I did;My parents' problems were far too gone for my claims to have made their marriage any worse. We didn't know it at the time, but mum was cheating on dad. It was a nasty environment to grow up in, and me finally acknowledging that my parents weren't perfect was a kind of relief, rather than turning a blind eye to it all.Oh she deserved it then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 True innit. There's never gonna be a President Titshag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadSlash Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 I deny everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Never deny everything, it results in them investigating all possibilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 So how would this work? Is there gonnae be some sort of massive porn leaderboard that everyone's ranked on, and you can go look up your friends and family to find out what they've been watching? Are we going to have to wade through everyone's entire browsing history to get to the good bits? What qualifies as porn, like on a spectrum from Hottest Girls Ever on here through Bad Apples on GNFNR up to sites like PornHub, where do you start listing if everyone's porn history is gonnae be public domain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 So how would this work? Is there gonnae be some sort of massive porn leaderboard that everyone's ranked on..Called the Wanking Rankings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Top Of The Popshots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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