Towelie Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/613006/Online-Porn-History-Warning-Public I guess I should stop visiting those Japanese vomit fetish sites. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerage5 Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Great, now everyone will know about my quadriplegic midget tentacle porn fetish.Oh well, no regrets. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Hmm.So many people watch porn though- I hasten to guess the vast majority of people do. Maybe it will happen and no-one will care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streak Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 You know what? I couldn;t give a fuck really. And nor should most. Most men do it, as long as its not dodgy stuff, so what? Why this stigma or embaressment over it?So what if you like fat 35FFF black buxom madam in oil?Or desperate fat MILF gets pounded from the rear? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 From that paragon of truth and rationality, the Daily Express... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Couldn't you concievably just pick a bunch of names and addresses out of the phonebook and assign 'x' porn browsing to their name, how would anyone know any better? All you have is 'trust me, I hack into peoples computers for a living, why would you not believe me?' as proof? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 That's it. I'm going back to hiding magazines under my mattress. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towelie Posted October 23, 2015 Author Share Posted October 23, 2015 (edited) Couldn't you concievably just pick a bunch of names and addresses out of the phonebook and assign 'x' porn browsing to their name, how would anyone know any better? All you have is 'trust me, I hack into peoples computers for a living, why would you not believe me?' as proof?Don't panic Len, we've all dabbled with that trans shit at some stage. Edited October 23, 2015 by Towelie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Couldn't you concievably just pick a bunch of names and addresses out of the phonebook and assign 'x' porn browsing to their name, how would anyone know any better? All you have is 'trust me, I hack into peoples computers for a living, why would you not believe me?' as proof?Don't panic Len, we've all dabbled with that trans shit at some stage.You promised you wouldnt say, you swore! I hope you know you can find someone else to meet you at the cemetary gates from now on! And i want my Pictures of Dorian Gray back! With the spunk blobs removed please! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Luckily I only ever search for "loving tender intercourse". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towelie Posted October 23, 2015 Author Share Posted October 23, 2015 Luckily I only ever search for "loving tender intercourse".I just like to watch straight, white, married Christians holding hands. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Luckily I only ever search for "loving tender intercourse". I just like to watch straight, white, married Christians holding hands.Under the blankets with the light off. You degenerate pervert. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 I really don't want to know Len's browsing history, there will be a lot of weird shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towelie Posted October 23, 2015 Author Share Posted October 23, 2015 I really don't want to know Len's browsing history, there will be a lot of weird shit.Oh yeah, you know Lenny is a mucky bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 (edited) When I was around 17, my parents were years and years into their marriage problems. To the point where they barely spoke civilly for 5 years. Imagine the scene mum, dad and 4 kids aged 10-17 sat around a table having evening dinner. Mum and dad were bickering while us kids were trying to get through the dinner peacefully.Me: "I saw Dad watch a pole dancer on his laptop last night".Dad: "NO I DIDN'T!"Me: "Yes you did. She was wearing a silver bikini". Happy families! Edited October 23, 2015 by Gracii Guns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bran Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 now we get to see all the kinky shit the ladies have been watching 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grouse Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Everybody watches porn, get over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 If this is true I'm fucking finished 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towelie Posted October 24, 2015 Author Share Posted October 24, 2015 (edited) When I was around 17, my parents were years and years into their marriage problems. To the point where they barely spoke civilly for 5 years. Imagine the scene mum, dad and 4 kids aged 10-17 sat around a table having evening dinner. Mum and dad were bickering while us kids were trying to get through the dinner peacefully.Me: "I saw Dad watch a pole dancer on his laptop last night".Dad: "NO I DIDN'T!"Me: "Yes you did. She was wearing a silver bikini". Happy families!You little shit stirrer! I caught my dad looking at some porn once, but even as a kid I knew it weren't cool to rat him out to mum. Edited October 24, 2015 by Towelie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 You grassing little mare, i'd've had you for that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 I told a mate about this who's gay. He said it would be a terrible thing because this way people who are still in the closet can't really double-check. Or he just watches some really nasty shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 When I was around 17, my parents were years and years into their marriage problems. To the point where they barely spoke civilly for 5 years. Imagine the scene mum, dad and 4 kids aged 10-17 sat around a table having evening dinner. Mum and dad were bickering while us kids were trying to get through the dinner peacefully.Me: "I saw Dad watch a pole dancer on his laptop last night".Dad: "NO I DIDN'T!"Me: "Yes you did. She was wearing a silver bikini".Happy families!You outed your dad like that???Not cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 To all the people who disapprove of what I did;My parents' problems were far too gone for my claims to have made their marriage any worse. We didn't know it at the time, but mum was cheating on dad. It was a nasty environment to grow up in, and me finally acknowledging that my parents weren't perfect was a kind of relief, rather than turning a blind eye to it all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Snow made songs about people like you Grace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Snow made songs about people like you Grace! Snow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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