Computer expert warns our porn browsing history could be exposed publicly.

[Len Cnut]

Snow made songs about people like you Grace!

Snow?

http://youtu.be/StlMdNcvCJo

[Snake-Pit]

"I lick your bum bum down"

-Snow

[spunko12345]

This security breach makes one nostalgic for the good old fashioned grot mags. One of the rights of passage for any kid is to stumble on a well used copy of Escort or Mayfair in the park bushes. Then you'd spend ages with your pals turning the pages with a stick going "eeuuuuurghh" and getting hyper hopping around. The stories always used to have great titles aswell, one that always stuck in my mind was "Back Door... (That's The Score) with a pic of a bird with her growler exposed

Edit - I just remembered once we found one in the park and hid it under a rock and returned to it every night for like a week

Edited October 24, 2015 by spunko12345

[Len Cnut]

Why were they always in the fuckin' bushes across this fuckin' nation? i should hope its because kids were too worried to take em home and not that dirty old men across the nation wank in public in record breaking numbers.

My mate Paul used to nick em out of his Dads room, they was always fuckin' Readers Wives though. Thats probably why i grew up so unpicky

The name Tina Titshag lived on in my memory also!

Edited October 24, 2015 by Len B'stard

[spunko12345]

Tina Titshag If you give your kid that name there's a good chance she will end up in porn.

[Len Cnut]

When you're born into the Titshag family its job done from the off really eh?

Edited October 24, 2015 by Len B'stard

[Johnny Drama]

To all the people who disapprove of what I did;

My parents' problems were far too gone for my claims to have made their marriage any worse. We didn't know it at the time, but mum was cheating on dad. It was a nasty environment to grow up in, and me finally acknowledging that my parents weren't perfect was a kind of relief, rather than turning a blind eye to it all.

Oh she deserved it then.

[tomfriend]

True innit. There's never gonna be a President Titshag.

[DeadSlash]

I deny everything.

[Len Cnut]

Never deny everything, it results in them investigating all possibilities.

[Graeme]

So how would this work? Is there gonnae be some sort of massive porn leaderboard that everyone's ranked on, and you can go look up your friends and family to find out what they've been watching? Are we going to have to wade through everyone's entire browsing history to get to the good bits? What qualifies as porn, like on a spectrum from Hottest Girls Ever on here through Bad Apples on GNFNR up to sites like PornHub, where do you start listing if everyone's porn history is gonnae be public domain?

[Len Cnut]

So how would this work? Is there gonnae be some sort of massive porn leaderboard that everyone's ranked on..

Called the Wanking Rankings?

[tomfriend]

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