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Hilarious eBay listing

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http://www.ebay.it/itm/GUNS-NROSES-VERY-RARE-3-CD-BOXSET-ASIAN-PRINT-SEALED-/110939423995?pt=CD&hash=item19d48144fb

The track titles are very funny. Makes me wonder if it was english titles translated into Chinese then into Italian then back to English. Enjoy!

some are easy to translate, others are a bit wack

DISC A:

1. ONE IN TEN THOUSAND one in a million

2. SHE OF THE FAVOURITE sweet child of mine

3. PUNCTURE patience?

4. ANYTHING WILL HAPPEN anything goes

5. BAD AND INFATUATED bad obsession

6. GARDEN the garden

7. THIS IS SO EASY its so easy

8. YOU CAN’T EMBRACE YOUR BOTH ARMS THE MEMORY cant put your arms around a memory

9. DUST AND SKELETON dust n bones

10. THE HORSE DIES dead horse

11. STUPOR coma

12. ROCKETS QUEEN rocket queen

DISC B:

1. HELL NEXT DOOR right next door to hell

2. THE GARDEN OF EDEN garden of eden

3. THE SHREW HAS GOT BACK TO back off bitch

4. MY MICHEL my michelle

5. LOCOMOTIVE locomotive

6. RUSSET GRIT GENTLEMAN mr brownstone

7. PLAY RIFLES TO ADJUST BLUELY WITH GRAUPEL civil war?

8. THINK ABOUT YOU think about you

9. YOU ARE CRAZY you're crazy

10. DISCUSS COWHERD’S DANCE DOUBLY double talkin jive

11. DRIFT APART estranged

12. COMBAT POISON WITH POISON live and let die

DISC C:

1. DO NOT MIND YOU I dont care about you

2. BLACK FUR CLOTHING black leather?

3. NEW RIFLE FLOWER

4. DON’T CURSE ME dont damn me

5. BLACK SHEEP bad apple

6. 14 YEAR 14 years

7. PERFECT CRIME perfect crime

8. LET BEATING DRUM I don't cry

9. NEW ROSE new rose

10. THE AGRICULTURAL FACTORY COMES DOWN down on the farm

11. CRUDE STRENGTH raw power

Edited by ratbrain

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HAHAHAHAHAHA! :rofl-lol: :rofl-lol:

Good find bro!

any ideas what "new rifle flower" would be

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DISC B:

3. THE SHREW HAS GOT BACK TO Sympathy For The Devil?

6. RUSSET GRIT GENTLEMAN You Ain't The First?

7. PLAY RIFLES TO ADJUST BLUELY WITH GRAUPEL You Could Be Mine?

11. DRIFT APART Back Off Bitch?

12. COMBAT POISON WITH POISON Civil War

DISC C:

3. NEW RIFLE FLOWER New Rose or Raw Power?

5. BLACK SHEEP

8. LET BEATING DRUM I Garden Of Eden?

Edited by Death Star

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DISC B:

3. THE SHREW HAS GOT BACK TO Sympathy For The Devil?

6. RUSSET GRIT GENTLEMAN You Ain't The First?

7. PLAY RIFLES TO ADJUST BLUELY WITH GRAUPEL You Could Be Mine?

11. DRIFT APART Back Off Bitch?

12. COMBAT POISON WITH POISON Civil War

DISC C:

3. NEW RIFLE FLOWER New Rose or Raw Power?

5. BLACK SHEEP

8. LET BEATING DRUM I Garden Of Eden?

shew means woman

russet means brown

graupel means precipitation

grit means stone

PLAY RIFLES TO ADJUST BLUELY WITH GRAUPEL

i thought this might be shotgun blues but the word graupel means precipitation which could be rain?

Edited by ratbrain

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My favorite is The Agricultural Factory Comes Down. Classic

Edited by troccoli

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http://thesaurus.com/browse/beating+drum+for

Main Entry: beat the drum for

Part of Speech: verb

Definition: make much of

Synonyms: build up, cry up, make a pitch for, thump the tub for

LET BEATING DRUM I = don't cry 1

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Some of those are hilarious! Thanks ratbrain.

Goes to show just how much can be lost in translation...

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My favorite is The Agricultural Factory Comes Down. Classic

Definitely! Good find. :lol:

I like how a couple of them managed to stay the same. Think About You and New Rose were unaffected.

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Loool, the uploader definitely an idiot

...Or more likely doesn't speak English since it's on eBay Italy...:shrugs:

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