Millions Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 So let's imagine you manage to get backstage at one of these performances in Brazil, and you are able to talk to Axl. Grinning mischievously, he promises to give you a work-in-progress copy of the new album as long as you promise to perform some humiliating, embarrassing or degrading act for his amusement. Just how far would you be prepared to go???- Would you agree to filming yourself punching your gran in the face if he gave you a copy of the album?- Would you agree to be the guy with a towel who wipes the sweat from Axl's ball-sack in between songs during the shows?- Would you be seen in public in an Ashba top-hat and Asba-swag top???How far would you be willing to go??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash Diet Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 posting here in 2015 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haters Gonna Hate Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 You don't wanna know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfierose Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 I suppose I could sell my third born child. Within 24hrs he would be begging me to take Damien back but I'd still have the album in my clutches. I'd have also gained a bit of free babysitting so result all round methinks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 (edited) I suppose I could sell my third born child. Within 24hrs he would be begging me to take Damien back but I'd still have the album in my clutches. I'd have also gained a bit of free babysitting so result all round methinks.Sounds like a hellraiser.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QewtNe5IdiY Edited March 28, 2014 by Amir 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 I would allow myself to be seen in public with an Apple product. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Buy it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanudo19 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 (edited) I'd give Axl a handjob Edited March 28, 2014 by kanudo19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 I would tell him he sounded good in Brasilia. Actually, fuck it, no I wouldnt. Got to have some sense of shame. Besides, I wouldnt want to hone in on Jarmos territory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 hmmm.. i would, take a big dump on the disc.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yesterdays-Civil-War Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Buy it. Actually this.I've gotten to that point to where I've bootlegged, torrented, illegally downloaded, whatever you want to call it, all the songs I could ever want (that I know of) up to this point. If any artist puts something out nowadays that I enjoy, I'm buying it to show my support and gratitude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Except that is not how I meant it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXzilla Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 (edited) Take a piss on Slash's wig. Edited March 28, 2014 by MEXzilla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yesterdays-Civil-War Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Except that is not how I meant it I figured as much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forsaken Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 I'd give Axl a handjob 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NachoLZ Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Honestly, nothing, he would not be my "idol" if he asks a fan something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broskirose Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 I wouldn't do anything for his amusement. I'd tell him to fuck off and walk out. Especially if it was just Ashba/Bumblefoot material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bran Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 drive the 35 miles to buy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner927 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 I'd mindfuck myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITG Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Pay $1.99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millions Posted March 28, 2014 Author Share Posted March 28, 2014 Would you suck fart-gas straight from Axl's asshole to hear the new songs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damn_Smooth Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Would you suck fart-gas straight from Axl's asshole to hear the new songs?HRS? CRD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtle Signs Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Be the first (and only) person in line again to purchase it at Best Buy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haters Gonna Hate Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Wear Ashba swag 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrandyk Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Pirate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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