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There's what....3-4 billion women on Earth? If you're heterosexual, why not just go with the real deal? There's certainly no shortage out there.

Why limit your options? :lol:

Cuz you're not a fuckin' bender?!? :lol: It's a bloke you cunt, y'know, big hands, lump in the throat, 5 O clock shadow and an ant-eater between his legs, just cuz it's got a skirt on don't make it crumpet young man!

What your fuckin' Grandad think eh? :lol:

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There's what....3-4 billion women on Earth? If you're heterosexual, why not just go with the real deal? There's certainly no shortage out there.

Why limit your options? :lol:

Cuz you're not a fuckin' bender?!? :lol: It's a bloke you cunt, y'know, big hands, lump in the throat, 5 O clock shadow and an ant-eater between his legs, just cuz it's got a skirt on don't make it crumpet young man!

What your fuckin' Grandad think eh? :lol:

He would be after the sloppy seconds ;)

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Pretty hard to believe it's the same person!

Why not.

Not that he was hypermasculine before, but the jawline is definitely different and looks like he had a nosejob, too.

Guys, seriously ? (S)he looks like a 12 year old girl with too much make-up on and fake eyelashes. You bunch of creeps.

Looks 18+ to me, whereas Jennifer Lawrence looks babyfaced and too young to me :shrugs:

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Guys, seriously ? (S)he looks like a 12 year old girl with too much make-up on and fake eyelashes. You bunch of creeps.

I hope you're not including me in that, i don't even like it when birds have a deep voice :lol:

Or drive a car and have their own job!

Pretty hard to believe it's the same person!

Why not.

Not that he was hypermasculine before, but the jawline is definitely different and looks like he had a nosejob, too.

Guys, seriously ? (S)he looks like a 12 year old girl with too much make-up on and fake eyelashes. You bunch of creeps.

Looks 18+ to me, whereas Jennifer Lawrence looks babyfaced and too young to me :shrugs:

Do me a favour, she looks like you'd have to lure her out with a rattle and a fuckin' Farleys Rusk :lol:

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Because they like the cock basically. Millions of fat rich westerners - so I have heard haha - flock to Pattaya every year for the ladyboys. It is a specific thing, an 'internet sex category' - like someone liking fat milfs or facials.

Pattaya is not a place to which I ever want to return. For some reason we went on a family holiday there when I was 14. Just loads of white 70-something guys with teenage/20-something Thai girls. Would have liked to have gone somewhere like Phuket instead to check out the jungle or whatever. Didn't help I was in some weird Muslim phase at the time :P

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Because they like the cock basically. Millions of fat rich westerners - so I have heard haha - flock to Pattaya every year for the ladyboys. It is a specific thing, an 'internet sex category' - like someone liking fat milfs or facials.

Pattaya is not a place to which I ever want to return. For some reason we went on a family holiday there when I was 14. Just loads of white 70-something guys with teenage/20-something Thai girls. Would have liked to have gone somewhere like Phuket instead to check out the jungle or whatever. Didn't help I was in some weird Muslim phase at the time :P

What the fuck was you doing out there on holiday? :lol:

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Because they like the cock basically. Millions of fat rich westerners - so I have heard haha - flock to Pattaya every year for the ladyboys. It is a specific thing, an 'internet sex category' - like someone liking fat milfs or facials.

Pattaya is not a place to which I ever want to return. For some reason we went on a family holiday there when I was 14. Just loads of white 70-something guys with teenage/20-something Thai girls. Would have liked to have gone somewhere like Phuket instead to check out the jungle or whatever. Didn't help I was in some weird Muslim phase at the time :P

What the fuck was you doing out there on holiday? :lol:

Ask my dad :lol: Seriously, what an odd idea for a family holiday. Been really fortunate to travel a lot of really cool places, I've loved nearly everywhere I've travelled, but Bangkok and Pattaya I can't really recommend. Weirdest part is when I had to babysit my sister while my parents and their friends went to a ladyboy show...

Remember a guy trying to flog me porn right in front of my dad in Bangkok. Not as bad when we were in Penang, Malaysia (generally pretty cool place) and some haggard old hooker shouted at me from a parking lot asking if I wanted to get in the white van with her... again, while with my dad.

Dad: "Why not, son? She's got the car and everything! BWAHAHAH <dadlaugh>"

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