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Do you believe Jesus existed?


arnold layne

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I believe all my views are here: http://www.mygnrforum.com/index.php?/topic/209187-jesus-never-existed/

Of course Jesus existed, and maybe he wasn't the result of a virgin birth, but a Roman solider who had his way with Mary and that might have traumatised her or, she and Joesph might have lied, for fear of the Romans. That's why he looked kind of white/European.

I think.

There are records of his crucifixion in the Vatican I believe. Jesus of Nazareth.


The historical person is likely to have existed, but I highly doubt that he had supernatural powers.

What, you mean he couldn't fly? :book:

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Do I believe there was a teacher named Jesus living in the Middle East some 2000 years ago? Yes.

Am I on the fence about his "supernatural powers" and resurrection? Sadly, yes.

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What a sneaky lie by Mary.

"I'm pregnant."

"But we haven't...."

"It's a miracle! God did it!"

"Hazzah!!"

(Rejoicement)

if a girl were to say this story today say on facebook or twitter, she would be committed to a mental hospital for evaluation.

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What a sneaky lie by Mary.

"I'm pregnant."

"But we haven't...."

"It's a miracle! God did it!"

"Hazzah!!"

(Rejoicement)

if a girl were to say this story today say on facebook or twitter, she would be committed to a mental hospital for evaluation.

But today you don't get stoned to death for being a slag so I reckon Mary was just hedging her bets cuz people were stupider back then.

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What a sneaky lie by Mary.

"I'm pregnant."

"But we haven't...."

"It's a miracle! God did it!"

"Hazzah!!"

(Rejoicement)

if a girl were to say this story today say on facebook or twitter, she would be committed to a mental hospital for evaluation.

But today you don't get stoned to death for being a slag so I reckon Mary was just hedging her bets cuz people were stupider back then.

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What a sneaky lie by Mary.

"I'm pregnant."

"But we haven't...."

"It's a miracle! God did it!"

"Hazzah!!"

(Rejoicement)

if a girl were to say this story today say on facebook or twitter, she would be committed to a mental hospital for evaluation.

But what if she was pregnant and still a virgin?

They have ways to determine these things... Like if her hymen's not broken.

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What a sneaky lie by Mary.

"I'm pregnant."

"But we haven't...."

"It's a miracle! God did it!"

"Hazzah!!"

(Rejoicement)

if a girl were to say this story today say on facebook or twitter, she would be committed to a mental hospital for evaluation.

But what if she was pregnant and still a virgin?

They have ways to determine these things... Like if her hymen's not broken.

Yes, let's check the hymen of every girl that makes this claim.

That's actually a perfect career opportunity for you, Snakes.

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Eh yeah, historical records show that Jesus did indeed exist.

Miracles and the whole son of god thing are another story.

The greatest story ever told...

Meh, I prefer Terminator.

The Jesus franchise would have worked better as a trilogy rather than four people telling the same story.

I like the idea of Jesus vs. Terminator though

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Eh yeah, historical records show that Jesus did indeed exist.

Miracles and the whole son of god thing are another story.

The greatest story ever told...

Meh, I prefer Terminator.

The Jesus franchise would have worked better as a trilogy rather than four people telling the same story.

I like the idea of Jesus vs. Terminator though

The Holy Trinity, box set.

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Honestly, for me to say it, to claim it a reality based on the information out there thats available, none of it is enough for me to really be comfortable saying one way or the other. I certainly dont believe all the religious miracle son of God stuff, whether the man existed...still cant say for certain. And it wouldnt make much difference to me either way. Im a very sceptical chappie in a general sense so i dont think i can rightly make claims about shit that happened amongst people in a far off land, especially when theres so much misinformation out there, as evidenced by the fact that nobody agrees on who or what Jesus was, everybody has their own one, so we know ahead of time its a subject people are fond of lying about...so could we ever know really?

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