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Ever get so angry at someone you wish they got cancer of the cunt and get raped by an AIDS victim on there walk home?

 

No .. Just me i'm an evil little bastard 

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10 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said:

Every get so angry at someone you wish they got cancer of the cunt and get raped by an AIDS victim on there walk home?

 

No .. Just me i'm an evil little bastard 

Were you riding the white pony towards a conniption when you had this thought? :lol:

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Just now, soon said:

Where you riding the white pony towards a conniption when you had this thought? :lol:

Just people being really shitty today mixed with the fact that it is Monday mixed with the Charlie come down 

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25 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said:

Every get so angry at someone you wish they got cancer of the cunt and get raped by an AIDS victim on there walk home?

 

No .. Just me i'm an evil little bastard 

No, I just want to knock them out.  I get over it though, I don't wish lasting ill on anybody.  Except U2 and Tottenham.

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7 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said:

Just people being really shitty today mixed with the fact that it is Monday mixed with the Charlie come down 

Some days, eh? Seems like all the assholes come out at once sometimes. Water and vit C for you

The other day an old timer offered me some unsolicited advice, he said "Sunshine and a smile, thats all I need!" He said that as he left the Beer Store with a 24 pack. :lol: 

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17 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said:

Just people being really shitty today mixed with the fact that it is Monday mixed with the Charlie come down 

I fuckin' hate Charlie comedowns...never much used to bother me back in the day but last time i was fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked boi.  Proper laced up, you couldn't've got me out of bed with a cattleprod that day. 

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Just now, Len Cnut said:

I fuckin' hate Charlie comedowns...never much used to bother me back in the day but last time i was fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked boi.  Proper laced up, you couldn't've got me out of bed with a cattleprod that day. 

I mean I consider it an achievement that I got myself into the office.

 

Normally I will be laying in bed all day to paranoid and depressed to face the outside world 

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16 minutes ago, soon said:

 

The other day an old timer offered me some unsolicited advice, he said "Sunshine and a smile, thats all I need!" He said that as he left the Beer Store with a 24 pack. :lol: 

Reminds me of Da Mayor from Do The Right Thing, ever see that movie?

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2 minutes ago, Len Cnut said:

Reminds me of Da Mayor from Do The Right Thing, ever see that movie?

I havent. But funny you should say because the radio was talking about it earlier - I think its a Spike Lee Joint? 

Whats it about?

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11 minutes ago, soon said:

I havent. But funny you should say because the radio was talking about it earlier - I think its a Spike Lee Joint? 

Whats it about?

You really really really REALLY need to watch it.  Its about a sunny in Bedford Stuyvesant Brooklyn where racial tensions build one day, I won't tell you no more cuz it'll fuck it up but you REALLY need to get on it, I PROMISE you you'll like it, from what little I know of you it'll really speak to you, you need to get on it ASAP.

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4 minutes ago, Len Cnut said:

You really really really REALLY need to watch it.  Its about a sunny in Bedford Stuyvesant Brooklyn where racial tensions build one day, I won't tell you no more cuz it'll fuck it up but you REALLY need to get on it, I PROMISE you you'll like it, from what little I know of you it'll really speak to you, you need to get on it ASAP.

Cool man, thanks for the tip. I will get right to it. Im excited!

Come to think of it, I don't think Ive seen any of his movies. And Bed Stuy just happens to be the neighbourhood in NYC that Im most familiar with.

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Catholic Church Brings In New Perspective On Solving Abuse Scandal With Appointment Of Toddler Bishop

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VATICAN CITY—Hoping to gain new insights into the church’s sexual abuse problem by directly empowering those most likely to become its victims, Pope Francis announced Tuesday that he had elevated a 2-year-old boy to the position of bishop. “We’re confident Bishop Timmy can help us make real, systemic progress in addressing this issue,” the pope said following the toddler’s ordination mass, during which the new bishop drank from a chalice of consecrated Juicy Juice and was given liturgical vestments that included both a white linen snap-bottom onesie and a too-large mitre that kept slipping down his forehead. “For years, we’ve ignored the needs of these poor children, and now it’s time to give them a real voice within the clergy. His Excellency Timmy, who can speak at least 50 words and reproduce the sounds made by many of God’s creatures, will be that voice. I’m pleased to report several older clergymen have already volunteered to provide our youngest-ever bishop with one-on-one attention to ensure he is fully prepared for the role.” At press time, the new bishop was reportedly turning heads at the Vatican with his controversial decision to chew on a nearby crucifix.

Source: https://www.theonion.com/catholic-church-brings-in-new-perspective-on-solving-ab-1832905257

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Timmy, who can speak at least 50 words and reproduce the sounds made by many of God’s creatures, will be that voice.

:lol:

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8 minutes ago, Len Cnut said:

:lol:

That made me laugh, too. It is a weird little article, shifting from aaaaww cute to urk very quickly.

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Pope Francis Offers Molested Kids 10% Off At Vatican City Gift Shop

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VATICAN CITY—In a gesture of goodwill intended to show the Papacy’s support for victims, Pope Francis announced Thursday that children who have been sexually abused by Catholic clergy would receive 10 percent off at the Vatican City gift shop. “While we will never be able to completely undo the damage that was done, it is my hope that those who were sexually abused can ease some of their pain by enjoying a discount on hats, T-shirts, and other merch at our lovely gift shop,” said the Pontiff, who explained that the reduced prices would be offered to anyone who could provide proof of molestation and came forward prior to his rise to the Papacy in 2013. “These were heinous crimes, and Christ calls on us to be generous towards those who have suffered. So please, browse the wide selection of devotional statuettes and decorative crucifixes available in our store, or go online and enter the code ‘MOLESTED’ to get the discount as well as free shipping on any orders over $100.” Pope Francis added that any clergy abuse victims who visited the Vatican in person could also enjoy a complimentary framed photo of either him or Pope Benedict.

 

Source: https://www.theonion.com/pope-francis-offers-molested-kids-10-off-at-vatican-ci-1832792131

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Pope Breaks Ice At Clergy Abuse Summit By Having Everyone Go Around And Say How Many Kids They Molested

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Source: https://www.theonion.com/pope-breaks-ice-at-clergy-abuse-summit-by-having-everyo-1832789880

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On 25/02/2019 at 4:52 PM, Len Cnut said:

I fuckin' hate Charlie comedowns...never much used to bother me back in the day but last time i was fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked boi.  Proper laced up, you couldn't've got me out of bed with a cattleprod that day. 

I really surprised myself at the weekend. Got hold of a gram of some proper nice white flaky gear that blew my tits off on the first key. I got home at the end of the night with two thirds of a gram left which I've stashed away for next time. That's how you know you're getting old, when you save narcotics for another day. :lol: I actually slept really well that night and got up at a reasonable time on the Sunday morning. :lol: 

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On 2/28/2019 at 7:07 PM, Dazey said:

I really surprised myself at the weekend. Got hold of a gram of some proper nice white flaky gear that blew my tits off on the first key. I got home at the end of the night with two thirds of a gram left which I've stashed away for next time. That's how you know you're getting old, when you save narcotics for another day. :lol: I actually slept really well that night and got up at a reasonable time on the Sunday morning. :lol: 

I guess the good stuff has finally reached the U.K.  That was so 90's in my world.  Just sayin'. :P

Spoiler

Capitalism has its perks, after all. ;) 

 

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8 hours ago, Kasanova King said:

I guess the good stuff has finally reached the U.K.  That was so 90's in my world.  Just sayin'. :P

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Capitalism has its perks, after all. ;) 

 

Londons always had great gear, its the coke capital of, dare I say lest Dies' comes and kicks me in the bollocks, Europe :lol:

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Bill Maher talk begins at 3:11ish

 

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Bill Mahers got one of those faces you’d like to see facing Mike Tyson in 1986...preferably trapped in a corner.

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45 minutes ago, Len Cnut said:

Bill Mahers got one of those faces you’d like to see facing Mike Tyson in 1986...preferably trapped in a corner.

Best show on telly. I love Bill Maher. :) 

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18 minutes ago, Dazey said:

Best show on telly. I love Bill Maher. :) 

I agree with a great deal of what he says but he’s got a smug Piers Morganey cunty way about him that makes him difficult to tolerate.  In the old days in England unfunny comedians ended up presenting gameshows, over in America it seems they stick em on political shows.

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16 hours ago, Len Cnut said:

I agree with a great deal of what he says but he’s got a smug Piers Morganey cunty way about him that makes him difficult to tolerate.  In the old days in England unfunny comedians ended up presenting gameshows, over in America it seems they stick em on political shows.

I hate Bill Maher and Piers Morgan especially. 

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