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  1. AxlisOld

    Has anyone tried the Big King from Burger King? I am bombarded with ads and it's starting to look good.

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    2. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      The Big Carl from Carl's Jr is like that GG, delicious. It might be Hardee's in your area.

    3. Amir

      Amir

      Big King was my favourite as a kid in Abu Dhabi in the 90s, along with the BBQ Rodeo burger. Both were on the menu her for years. And we have Hardee's here, too :)

    4. Jakey Styley

      Jakey Styley

      Considering Burger King's use of higher quality ingredients than McDonalds, can I expect this to be better than the Big Mac?

  2. AxlisOld

    Legal weed yesterday...HOLY FUCK that shit got strong.

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    2. Cosmo

      Cosmo

      Man, I wish we had legal weed here :/

    3. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      To think i have to stand on street corners and car parks, trying to evade arrest just to pick up a bag that, every once in a blue moon is about as effective as smoking cow shit.

    4. LyndaRose

      LyndaRose

      Cannabis sativa Hollandica

  3. AxlisOld

    One more fucking thing goes wrong this week, I'm going to fucking kill myself.

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    2. Dariablue

      Dariablue

      Hang in there, yo.

    3. Christinith

      Christinith

      I like you alive better.

    4. Georgy Zhukov

      Georgy Zhukov

      Don't tell him to hang!

  4. AxlisOld

    Not being able to sleep is bullshit. It's something your body knows it needs, but just won't fucking do.

    1. Christinith

      Christinith

      smoke some weed

    2. evader

      evader

      1 Unisom, 2 beers, and g'nite. Or sex.

    3. Johnny Drama

      Johnny Drama

      Listen to Coldplay and watch some new Simpsons. And drink a litre of hot milk. If you're not in a coma by the end of that then you might wanna go to the ER

  5. AxlisOld

    Did that just fucking happen? Suck it Alabama

    1. Forsaken

      Forsaken

      So happy watching those Bama fans cry

    2. ColdHeartBreaker

      ColdHeartBreaker

      BURN!

    3. bran

      bran

      fuck nick satan hahahahha

  6. AxlisOld

    Everyone should just make threads talking about themselves from now on.

    1. Dariablue

      Dariablue

      Then we'd have a board full of Misers.

    2. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      And really we shouldn't even have one anymore.

    3. Vincent Vega

      Vincent Vega

      SLURRRRPPPP.

  7. AxlisOld

    Everyone needs to quit fucking whining about life. Don't like it? Change it.

    1. axl8302

      axl8302

      Stop whining.

    2. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      Oh good, you're back.

    3. axl8302

      axl8302

      It's a pleasure to be in your good books.

  8. AxlisOld

    I miss my lady

    1. Christinith

      Christinith

      D'awww... <3

    2. estrangedtwat

      estrangedtwat

      I miss your lady too. But I really miss just HAVING a lady. Sigh. Shoot me.

    3. ColdHeartBreaker

      ColdHeartBreaker

      DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  9. AxlisOld

    I don't have a hangover on New Year's Day...the fuck is wrong with the world?

    1. Christinith

      Christinith

      that's not a bad thing.

    2. CharlieSheen

      CharlieSheen

      Good God Man, get something to drink

    3. Christinith

      Christinith

      i'll give you a hangover you sexy bitch

  10. AxlisOld

    Moar threads criticizing mods, please. They're very helpful.

    1. bacardimayne

      bacardimayne

      New rule idea: ban the people I don't like and let me do whatever I want. Anything else is HORSESHIT.

    2. bacardimayne

      bacardimayne

      You hear me?

      Horse.

      SHIT.

    3. bacardimayne

      bacardimayne

      I said that in the Tourettes Guy voice btw.

  11. AxlisOld

    I'm not voting today, I'm drinking. Calling Obama with 283.

    1. Georgy Zhukov

      Georgy Zhukov

      332

    2. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      Yes, but I did get drunk, that's the important thing. I was right about that.

  12. AxlisOld

    The Western US doesn't give a fuck about Sandy or the affected area...sorry.

    1. SONOFABITCH

      SONOFABITCH

      If your Skype was out you would cry like a bitch.

    2. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      Maybe if I was more of a little bitch you and I would have something in common and get along. Fuck off.

  13. AxlisOld

    Couldn't have ended better in general. First year of the playoff and the #4 team rubs it in during the championship to show it's been necessary all along.

    1. sweetness

      sweetness

      As big a victory for the Big Ten as it is for OSU. A conference that has gotten nothing but shit from the national media for years, this is huge.

    2. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      I was raised a Wolverine and graduated a Spartan, but I am pretty happy with that outcome! Go Big Ten!

  14. AxlisOld

    Matt Sorum tweets pussy little dolphin crap all the time and we tolerate it. But when he starts retweeting Nancy fucking Pelosi, he needs to just be removed from the feed.

    1. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      Just close the twitter feed. Mine is closed because of Matt. He's annoying.

  15. AxlisOld

    I just cannot give a fuck today

    1. Christinith

      Christinith

      You mah ho

  16. AxlisOld

    FUCK U-HAUL

    1. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      Fuck you, Haul.

  17. AxlisOld

    Oh...we get a bootleg from 2010. Like all things, we should blame that asshole highvoltage.

    1. Forsaken

      Forsaken

      Yeah man, what an asshole right?

  18. AxlisOld

    Shit hooray for tolerance!, I know

    1. Christinith

      Christinith

      Bitch...

  19. AxlisOld

    The Departed edited for tv, fuckin lol

    1. RussTCB

      RussTCB

      Caught part of that earlier today and thought the same thing lol

  20. AxlisOld

    I love you. Wind is kicking shit around here and it woke me up.

    1. Christinith

      Christinith

      poor baby <3

  21. AxlisOld

    Friday+beer=win

    1. DirtyDeeds

      DirtyDeeds

      Friday + beer + liquor = bad Saturday

  22. AxlisOld

    I'm an asshole

    1. Christinith

      Christinith

      No.

  23. AxlisOld

    My life is awesome. Suck it, world.

    1. Christinith

      Christinith

      You're awesome <3

  24. AxlisOld

    Lonely

    1. bacardimayne

      bacardimayne

      :(
  25. AxlisOld

    Liquor sales are officially privatized in Washinton state starting today.

    1. axl8302

      axl8302

      ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

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