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Status Updates posted by arnold layne

  1. BREAKING NEWS: I'm not gay.

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    2. Powerage5
    3. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      This should be another MYGNRFORUM exclusive.

    4. Lithium

      Lithium

      I just wanna boogie to some Marvin

  2. Halp! Downzy how do I make my name blue? Plz respnd.

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    2. arnold layne
    3. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      I dont think hes done yet

    4. Forsaken

      Forsaken

      give me your money nate, ill do it.

  3. Girls, all I really want is girls...

    1. Forsaken

      Forsaken

      STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON, CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER NAMED ICE CUBE

    2. supercool

      supercool

      Mary Magdalene was a "co-messiah", the wife of Jesus and the mother of his children, according to a translation of an ancient manuscript.

    3. Powerage5

      Powerage5

      Sinner! Repent!

  4. I am sleeping away this winter. -19 outside this morning. Nature is such a whore.

    1. bran

      bran

      im with you, this sucks lol

    2. magisme

      magisme

      That's ridiculous. I'm not even sure that's a real temperature.

    3. Mr. Dude

      Mr. Dude

      We'll have to agree to disagree.

  5. Hey girl, is it really hot in here or is that the Holy Spirit burning within you?

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      *Arnie pulls out his cock* Damn boy, looks like you kept your shit in the holy spirit too long :D

    2. Powerage5

      Powerage5

      I gave that bitch a Holy Spirit, bitches love Holy Spirits.

    3. MB.
  6. I need some friends.

    1. IZZYISGNR

      IZZYISGNR

      l'enfer c'est les autres

    2. Słash

      Słash

      At least you have Len, I don't have anyone.

    3. IZZYISGNR

      IZZYISGNR

      Jesus is your friend

  7. Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely. I have nobody for my own.

    1. Słash

      Słash

      You have Len.

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Yeah Arnie, I'll always love you :D

    3. darknightfan
  8. Be excellent to each other.

    1. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      God bless you, brother.

    2. Nulla Lex Ink.

      Nulla Lex Ink.

      And, party on dudes!

    3. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      The world is not ready, Arnold ...

  9. I named my Willie, Nelson.

    1. Jackamo!

      Jackamo!

      Oh, I get it. Its a Simpsons reference. When girls look at it they say, "Ha Ha!"

    2. Forsaken
    3. Johnny Drama
  10. Jesus saves.

    1. Lithium

      Lithium

      George Nelson withdraws!

    2. axlslash

      axlslash

      Moses scores on the rebound

    3. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Satan invests and diversifies

  11. My two goals: Smoke legal dope and bang a hooker. Game on.

    1. downzy

      downzy

      Shine on you crazy diamond...

    2. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Be careful bringing any dope back with you from Colorado especially if you drive through Oklahoma. The trooper's there hang at the border and look for out of state plates to stop. If you have more than 1 oz it could be jail time.

    3. ZoSoRose
  12. Fuck it Dude. Let's go bowling.

    1. Nulla Lex Ink.

      Nulla Lex Ink.

      Awesome quote from an awesome movie. Which, coincidentally, I got yesterday!

    2. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      What does that have to do with vietnam?

    3. AxlisOld

      AxlisOld

      Well there is a literal connection...

  13. I'm a hooray for tolerance!.

    1. highvoltage

      highvoltage

      loud and proud!

    2. highvoltage

      highvoltage

      when is the rainbow making a return?

    3. ThinkAboutYou

      ThinkAboutYou

      You know it Beiber

  14. 8:33 am. Eating sea salt & vinegar chips and drinking Flying Dog beer in the bathtub.

    1. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      How's the beer? Which one?

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      NEVER eat Salt n Vinegar.

  15. And there's nothing wrong with me. This is how I'm supposed to be. In a land of make believe.

    1. estrangedtwat

      estrangedtwat

      that don't believe in me.

    2. tentonneskeleton

      tentonneskeleton

      Jesus of Suburbia... nice

  16. HELLO I LOVE YOU WON'T YOU TELL ME YOUR NAME

    1. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      Hello, I love you, let me jump in your game

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      No, get away from me, I'm calling the police, get your clammy, creepy little hands away from me, i have mace in my handbag!

  17. You can squeeze my lemon ’til the juice run down my leg.

    1. Towelie

      Towelie

      Didn't know you were a Zep fan Arnold?

    2. Strange Broue

      Strange Broue

      You can squeeze my colostomy bag ’til the juice run down my leg

  18. If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up.

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      perhaps the fact that you keep starting over means that you never truly give up? :D

    2. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      Don't give up, man.

  19. Lordy Lordy Lorde. I am Lorde.

    1. ZoSoRose
    2. Bro-mero

      Bro-mero

      The song was supposed to go "Hunger Games ya ya ya"

  20. I plan on getting drunk as fuck tonight. DRUNK AS FUCK.

    1. Estranged Reality

      Estranged Reality

      last weekend i drank so much that i was hungover for half of this week.

    2. Nulla Lex Ink.

      Nulla Lex Ink.

      ER doesn't want us to know that he is a drunk ghost. A very drunk ghost :P

  21. Lenny is a bully.

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      gimme your fuckin' lunch money fat arse!

    2. Słash

      Słash

      Both of you are made for eachother

  22. I need advice.

    1. PITBOSS

      PITBOSS

      never run with scissors

    2. magisme

      magisme

      Go easier on yourself.

  23. She wears tight pants and that's okay.

    1. Lithium

      Lithium

      not if she's fat

    2. estrangedtwat

      estrangedtwat

      if she is thin it's WAY ok

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