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But I ain't ever gonna be ashamed of American cinema... Because sorry, America makes the best movies.

Bold statement right there. I have nothing against American cinema, I love it, I dig it, I buy it but I disagree with what you said.
I dunno if I mean 'the best' literally, as in if you rated countries quality to quantity output and somehow made it objective, America would be #1.

I was just purposfully exaggerating to retaliate.

But we sure do make a lot of good movies, and have a lot of fantastic directors, actors, and producers.

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But I ain't ever gonna be ashamed of American cinema... Because sorry, America makes the best movies.

Bold statement right there. I have nothing against American cinema, I love it, I dig it, I buy it but I disagree with what you said.
I dunno if I mean 'the best' literally, as in if you rated countries quality to quantity output and somehow made it objective, America would be #1.

I was just purposfully exaggerating to retaliate.

But we sure do make a lot of good movies, and have a lot of fantastic directors, actors, and producers.

Today? No way. Not even close. American cinema would not even make a top five list. At various points in history (e.g. 1970s, 1940s) you might argue otherwise but not today.

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Oh my god, Diesel, just shut up!

Hollywood movies that are really good or critically acclaimed in the past 10 years?

The Avengers, Spider-Man 2, Toy Story 3, Casino Royal, Skyfall, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Up, Mad Max: Fury Road, Star Trek, The Dark Knight, District 9, Interstellar, Avatar, Inception, Looper, Wreck it Ralph, Wall-E, Gravity, Guardians of the Galaxy...

Actually District 9 is a South African film, Casino Royal/Skyfall are British films, Mad Max is technically an Australian film. Just saying!

Again, I guess it comes down to what you define as "Hollywood" since all three those movies were produced by American companies in LA.

Although yeah, for the most part those movies are shot on location and feature mostly foreign actors and directors.

Actually again the Bond films were produced by Eon a British company and Mad Max was by 2 different Australian companies. District 9 technically yes, 1 of the 4 companies credited with producing it was American (QED International). You're confusing local distributors with production.

Anyway my point only was that not all of those were American films, most people tend not to differentiate English speaking films by country.

I know they are not always the most reliable of sources but both Wikipedia and IMDB have Skyfall's Country of origin listed as both UK and USA

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1074638/

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My all time favorite movies are American. I don't mind stupid movies, I simply don't watch them. Blockbusters are fun from time to time. I'll take a fun blockbuster over any pretentious hipster Iranian movie some bearded iPhone users masturbate to. For example, I knew Teenage Mutant hooray for tolerance! Turtles would piss me off because Michael Bay... So I never watched it and never will. Justin Bieber doesn't annoy me because I have no idea how his songs sound like and so on.

And don't blame the big corporations and pop artists for making people more stupid. People in general are naturally stupid and have zero interest in improving.

Sorry for the off topic :)

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I think people are stupider now than many moons ago. William Pitt the Younger knew Latin and Greek by the time he was 7. By 14 he was learning philosophy, classics and history. By 24 he was Prime Minister. I have a theory that the last sixty years in western culture - really since the 1960s 'Americanised' generation of vacuous pop stars and gormless celebrity - dumbness has been advocated as a desirable human trait.

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I think people are stupider now than many moons ago. William Pitt the Younger knew Latin and Greek by the time he was 7. By 14 he was learning philosophy, classics and history. By 24 he was Prime Minister. I have a theory that the last sixty years in western culture - really since the 1960s 'Americanised' generation of vacuous pop stars and gormless celebrity - dumbness has been advocated as a desirable human trait.

Have you seen the film Idioacracy?

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'Americanized' is itself an Americanism. Americanised old boy.

Still doesn't make you any less of a douche for constantly saying it. Should we apologize for leaving the extraneous "u" out of words like labor, favorite, and color? Tell us more about things that are "so American," but please hurry, it's been almost 9 minutes and I haven't worshipped the Kardashians or shoved McDonalds into my big fat face yet, was too busy cleaning my guns.

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'Americanized' is itself an Americanism. Americanised old boy.

Still doesn't make you any less of a douche for constantly saying it. Should we apologize for leaving the extraneous "u" out of words like labor, favorite, and color? Tell us more about things that are "so American," but please hurry, it's been almost 9 minutes and I haven't worshipped the Kardashians or shoved McDonalds into my big fat face yet, was too busy cleaning my guns.

Diesel is just being butt hurt in this thread for some reason

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Fucking America, making movies people enjoy and go see by the millions. What the fuck?? The nerve...

You are missing my point. Shite movies created for a population (and I am including countries other than the United States) acclimatised for shite standards. There seems to be a culture of disregarding cinematic derivatives (reboots, remakes, endless sequels), poor acting, badly conceived scripts and terrible CGI as mere, ''popcorn enjoyable entertainment''. There has been a lowering of standards there.

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Fucking America, making movies people enjoy and go see by the millions. What the fuck?? The nerve...

You are missing my point. Shite movies created for a population (and I am including countries other than the United States) acclimatised for shite standards. There seems to be a culture of disregarding cinematic derivatives (reboots, remakes, endless sequels), poor acting, badly conceived scripts and terrible CGI as mere, ''popcorn enjoyable entertainment''. There has been a lowering of standards there.

There have been bad movies since the beginning of film. We just remember the classics and forget about all the crap.

Just like your example above. You hold one guy from hundreds of years ago as the norm. Simply not the case. His neighbor probably had an IQ of 85.

At the end of the day the best things about entertainment choices is just that. Choices. If you think something looks dumb - then don't do see it.

I'm personally stoked to live in an age where we have such a huge variety of movies to choose from.

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Jurassic World has now surpassed The Avengers as the third highest grossing film of all time (not adjusting for inflation).

Holy shit, who saw that coming?

Can you imagine what The Force Awakens is going to do?

I do not doubt it. Unless the film turns out to be shit.

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