Lithium Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 When I go to the gym, I always use the kind of lock with a code for my locker. When I was done for the day, and about to get my bag, I noticed that my code didn't unlock the locker, so I figured the lock was broken or I had somehow forgot my code. So I go to the front desk and get a bolt cutter, and I cut the lock open. Turns out it wasn't my locker - my stuff was on the other side of the lockers, where I usually don't put my stuff. I felt like an idiot, but luckily the guy whose lock I cut found the whole thing funny.Feel free to share your embarrassing or awkward moments, whether they are big or small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post PappyTron Posted December 16, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 16, 2013 Only in Norway would they use a pair of bolt cutters to fix a problem rather than make sure it was the correct locker. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wfuckinga Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Got a blowjob in my car in the parking lot at school last year and was almost caught by the administrator who chose that day to make his rounds of checking for parking permits. I think he knew since my pants were unbuttoned and stuff but nothing came of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted December 16, 2013 Author Share Posted December 16, 2013 Got a blowjob in my car in the parking lot at school last year and was almost caught by the administrator who chose that day to make his rounds of checking for parking permits. I think he knew since my pants were unbuttoned and stuff but nothing came of itWas the guy giving you the bj handsome at least?Only in Norway would they use a pair of bolt cutters to fix a problem rather than make sure it was the correct locker.Actually, the proper Norwegian way would have been a sword. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 6th grade, I was talking to someone big and burly with short hair named "Stef.""Don't you wish your parents had given you a different name? Stef is a girl's name.""I am a girl."She ended up being a big burly lesbian later in life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Only in Norway would they use a pair of bolt cutters to fix a problem rather than make sure it was the correct locker.Actually, the proper Norwegian way would have been a sword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted December 16, 2013 Author Share Posted December 16, 2013 Tell us one of your embarrassing stories, Pappy. One that doesn't somehow involve you being arrested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 I can't think of any, Lith. Well, there was one time that I was spotting for a guy in the gym whilst he was bench-pressing and I broke wind like a thunderclap from Valhalla about a foot from his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetness Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 One night I slept with a girl who turned out to be one of my friend's exes, I woke up to her naked sitting on my mini trash can, using it as a toilet. I just turned over and tried to go back to sleep, pretending I hadn't seen that. Never called her back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted December 16, 2013 Author Share Posted December 16, 2013 the fuck manI would have thrown her out immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetness Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 I did, luckily I had to work in a few hours so I just told her she had to go as nicely as I could.... my friend came and picked her up, most awkward morning ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Real women don't poop. Must have been a tranny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetness Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 (edited) she was just pissing in it, thank god Edited December 16, 2013 by sweetness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Comstock Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 One night I slept with a girl who turned out to be one of my friend's exes, I woke up to her naked sitting on my mini trash can, using it as a toilet. I just turned over and tried to go back to sleep, pretending I hadn't seen that. Never called her back.Fuckin I'm stealth as fuck so these things don't happen to me. Except this time in high school when my mom came home sick one day and my/my ex's clothes were in a pile on the floor. That was fairly awkward. But other than that, pure stealth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 As soon as I get to work in the morning with a proper keyboard I'm making this thread my bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wfuckinga Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Got a blowjob in my car in the parking lot at school last year and was almost caught by the administrator who chose that day to make his rounds of checking for parking permits. I think he knew since my pants were unbuttoned and stuff but nothing came of it Was the guy giving you the bj handsome at least?I can assure you my girlfriend is no guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 I dunno man, one of them operations done well and it's difficult to tell, ask Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Leave Dazey's mum alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITG Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 I had to apologize to a client because I gave wrong info today. Tail between my legs and all. I'm so fucking angry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 I had to ask this bird's 17 year old son where my cowboy boots where after I'd just nailed his mum and spent half the night hiding in the cupboard from his violent ex stepdad until the police arrived to drag him away to jail. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Cowboy boots? Surely you kept them on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Cowboy boots? Surely you kept them on? I really can't do justice to that story on an iPad. Bear with me for a few hours please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wfuckinga Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I dunno man, one of them operations done well and it's difficult to tell, ask Dazey Pretty sure those operations can't put a uterus in there that can get impregnated though Anyways Dazey, please tell the cowboy boots story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfierose Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I once peed myself on a carnival float whilst dressed as a ladybird. In my defence I was about 8. Still avoid carnivals though. :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forsaken Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Years back I was having sex with a girl at a party, both of us were really really drunk. The girl throws up right in the middle of it, all over my arm/bed/pillows....... we keep going Have pissed myself before from drinking too much... It goes on and on really.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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