pestilence Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 honest answers please ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Everyone was a baby once, ergo everyone on this forum has shat themselves at some point in time... Most grew out of it, Dazey did not./thread? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan H. Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Yes.Once I took magnesium citrate for constipation and shit my pants in my sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Yeah. When I was in hospital and full of drugs. Shat all over a towel in bed. Feel like it right now. I'm absolutely fucking miserable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Fucking A.I regularly plop in my pants, just for a lark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB. Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Once my docter prescribed me some antibiotics, but I was allergic to it.I vomitted and shit myself at the same time.I really really wanted me mom to come to take care off me, never been so sick in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Never. I've done the fart push test though, like 'is this a fart?' so you give it a little nudge and that first little bit of movement lets you know whether its worth committing to that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
estrangedtwat Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Of course I have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duff_rose Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Yes.When I was younger I made the mistake of joining my older brother in a "teacups-ride" in an amusement park. He made it spin so hard that when it finished and we got out, I couldn't do anything but lay on the grass with my mother watching me, while the rest of my family tried rides for hours.When we got home to the holiday home we stayed at, I was still a mess, and told my family that I had to go to the toilet and try to puke. With multiple family members standing by the door looking at me and asking if I was ok, everything suddenly escalated and I puked and shit my pants at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Enter Dirty Deeds.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broskirose Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 I've shit myself before on multiple occasions, but wasn't wearing pants for any of them.Seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 I've pissed myself a few times if that counts but in my defence disgusting amounts of alcohol were involved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Anyone here ever laughed so much that they threw up? I remember when I was like 8 it became a serious thing where everytime I was with family friends or my own mates I'd throw up so I had to watch myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Anyone here ever laughed so much that they threw up? I remember when I was like 8 it became a serious thing where everytime I was with family friends or my own mates I'd throw up so I had to watch myself.No, I'm not sick.I shit myself regularly though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 I almost did the other day. I just couldn't find a public toilet that didn't have aids. It was an emergency so I braved the filth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Is that a polite way of saying you shat on the local constabulary doorstep and ran away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haters Gonna Hate Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 When I was a baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 When I was in high school, I woke up one morning and sat up in bed like any other morning...except as I sat upright I layed a huge fucking turd without thinking about it.It was shocking, I was calling for help like I'd been raped...my parents came in to see their young DOOM with a dirty great shit in his bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mastodonny Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 More of a shart than a full on shitting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DangerousCurves Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 (edited) Never. I've done the fart push test though, like 'is this a fart?' so you give it a little nudge and that first little bit of movement lets you know whether its worth committing to that shit Len, King of the Shart. Edited February 19, 2014 by DangerousCurves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Yep, a bunch of times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThinkAboutYou Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Yep, a bunch of times. twice a weekend for Dazey haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Is that a polite way of saying you shat on the local constabulary doorstep and ran away?Shit on the police coming straight from the bowel movement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coma16 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 How common is it for chicks to shit themselves when doing anal (the first few times)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 More of a shart than a full on shitting.No one ever makes that distinction when they ask this question. There's a big difference between a fart you couldn't trust and dropping a log in your pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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