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Probable first strike locations the USSR would have had on the USA


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I remember running into a bum in the early 2000s who told me my (relatively smaller) hometown would be nuked because they manufactured missile guidance systems. I thought he was full of shit. But he could have been right (or watched the scene from Armageddon).

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I ran into a bum in Central Park in 2001, he said I stank.

Fuck him, he stank, I was only 14.


Also, I then stumbled to where John Lennon was shot, it was there.

Just saying.

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You would then be safest in Wyoming, Idaho, South Dakota, Nebraska and (Western) Kansas. Nevada also apart from the very bottom corner.

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Hawaii would be obliterated.

You are best becoming a midwest farmer if you want to survive the ravages of Armageddon. All of those east coast sophisticated types and moneyed loud and brash Californians are doomed.

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

By that logic, UK would get nuked with every country with a US base deemed a threat to USSR.

It might not be Croydon though, unlike if they wanted to off London, then they'd take Croydon and Uxbridge and Romford..


It's a sad day when a source of pride is that your town was a target.

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

By that logic, UK would get nuked with every country with a US base deemed a threat to USSR.

It might not be Croydon though, unlike if they wanted to off London, then they'd take Croydon and Uxbridge and Romford..

As if the blast radius and radioactivity would be so localised haha.

The UK would have been nuked as we were the frontline of NATO.

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

By that logic, UK would get nuked with every country with a US base deemed a threat to USSR.

It might not be Croydon though, unlike if they wanted to off London, then they'd take Croydon and Uxbridge and Romford..

As if the blast radius and radioactivity would be so localised haha...

I didn't make that up.

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Hull could get nuked and it's make financial improvements to the area.

Didn't someone already nuke Detroit?

Or was that Robocop?

It's hard to tell.

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This thread is now about Croydon.

The Russians started it..

Might as well make it about Philadelphia and everyone else who had an ex on their head in the name of mass destruction and genocide tactics of dominance and winning wars.

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Man, the entire cold war was beyond nuts. It's just everybody bombing the living shit out of everybody and the fallout ruining everything else. There seriously could not have been any winners in there. I mean, lets say you "win". Your entire country is a radioactive wasteland and everybody is either dead or deformed. Basicaly everywhere would be the Tsjernobyl exclusion-zone times 10. And that place is still a mess, 30 years on since it happened.

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It might not be Croydon though.

How the fuck would you've able to tell if it was? :lol:

Kudos for taking what I said about Detroit, and reusing it for a Croydon gag, clever!

Plus the urchins of Croydon sport shoes from BabyNike and LittlePrada and I'mnotsureifI'mGAPyet....

Oppose to nothing.

Bare footed young ruffians of the north swapping cigarettes for fingering and handjobs in garden sheds.

- That's how you can tell what is Hull and what is Croydon.

Plus, there aren't any ghost towns in London, I'm afraid, pity really.

A Hell Hull :lol:

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Has Russia declassified this information? I guess it is just speculation based on what would be sensible of Russia to destroy.

Fuck we are a dumb species. On one hand we have the potential to become a protector of life, a guardian of the planet, a benefactor of quality of life for everyone, while on the other hand we are on the verge of wiping ourselves out in nuclear genocides. What will win, our compassion or our wickedness? The fight between Good and Evil isn't some external fight between gods and devils, between the good guys and the bad guys, because these things don't exist external to us, Good and Evil only exist as facets of our personalities. And this fight isn't something we are mere spectators to, it is a constant struggle within ourselves - our struggle within - both as individuals and as a species.

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