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  1. "I am told that another poster Maynard/Prostitute Coma posts here to stalk Jim." - Gtrunk

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    2. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      Yeah, very careful. I'm very intimidated right now. Maribeth is a piece of shit, the worst human being on earth. Also, she's very ugly and old. Very disgusting. Axl would shit on her face if he saw her.

    3. NachoLZ
    4. maynard

      maynard

      I am told that another poster Jim/Gtrunk buys fake mustaches here to stalk Axl.

  2. "Just a random MYGNR related observation- what in God's name is wrong with the poster "Prostitute Coma." Guy (I'm assuming) has a very obsessive, unhealthy hatred of Axl/GNR that I just cannot comprehend. I'll never understand why people relentlessly pour so much of their time into something they allegedly despise. Personally, I value my time and I can't fathom spending so much of it on something I hate (especially if I'm not getting paid). Anyway..." - I...

  3. After reading Slash is an opportunist by releasing a new song same day as Axl's dvd, I really believe Axl fans can't sink lower.

    1. Jakey Styley

      Jakey Styley

      What you label as "Axl fans" are like, 3 cupcakes/crazy people

    2. DieselDaisy

      DieselDaisy

      Warped in the head. If your god had a massive turd on your head every week, you would be fairly warped also.

  4. Nic Cage's "Joe" is a sweet surprise.

    1. Silent Jay

      Silent Jay

      Great movie, but tokarev is really dumb.

  5. Which is cheesier? A4Demo trailer or Dizzy's invitation for new residency? Things that BLOW. MY. MIND.

    1. Lio

      Lio

      Dizzy's invitation. Who comes up with these ideas ?

  6. I love Robin but I can't stand threads about him on GNR forums. I wonder why...

  7. Sundays are awful. Specially if you lose a good friend. RIP, Indio. I'll miss drinking a beer with you.

    1. OmarBradley

      OmarBradley

      Sorry to hear that man, RIP.

    2. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      Sorry man

    3. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      I'm sorry for your lost, bro. May he rest in peace.

  8. So great to catch Beside You in Time twice on TV! Brazil is discovering NIN. About fucking time.

    1. PITBOSS

      PITBOSS

      that's an awesome avatar man

  9. I really hope Duff was being sarcastic in his "Axl voice is so ON" comment.

    1. Cosmo

      Cosmo

      You see he knows it isn't when he felt the need to say it. If it really were "ON", he wouldn't feel the need to say that.

    2. saber_

      saber_

      Duff is an Axl defender.

  10. Myles Kennedy should start wearing a bandana and do the snake dance. That would be #demented

  11. The Axl Rose - Fã Clube, seeking to make it's content wider, would like to make today the announcement of the english forum GNR Truth as our official partner on the language! Now you can read Guns N' Roses news in English too! - ROFL-LOL

  12. Music is kinda like sex you see, it's better to give but it's nice to receive. The harder you play, the louder she screams, the deeper the note, the more she sings. She likes to be choked, but allow her to breath, you finger her right and she'll never leave. BJ Ashba

    1. Nulla Lex Ink.

      Nulla Lex Ink.

      DJ is a very, very strange man.

      I'd even say he's a deeply confused little boy trapped in the body of an even more confused man.

    2. Georgy Zhukov
    3. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Was that his marriage vow?

  13. Don't call me Shirley

    1. bran

      bran

      shirley *runs and hides*

    2. Powerage5

      Powerage5

      Joey, you ever been in a Turkish prison?

    3. classicguns4life

      classicguns4life

      I wouldn't ever call a prostitute anything other than "trash"

  14. I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

    1. RussTCB

      RussTCB

      Great. Now I need to watch They Live again.

    2. Tater Totts

      Tater Totts

      Never a bad thing Russ.

  15. Perfect Crime GNR - the brazilian forum banned me for calling this tour "cash grab" and for saying GNR takes advantage of S. Americans' passion and loyality. Fucking fanatics.

    1. Amir

      Amir

      Truth is the truth hurts.

  16. “Wise Men Speak Because They Have Something To Say; Fools Because They Have To Say Something.”

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    2. Nosaj Thing

      Nosaj Thing

      I have a shit poor life where I can't afford 5 dollars. GUARANTEED.

    3. saber_

      saber_

      Wise men don't capitalize the first letter of every word in a quote.

    4. maynard

      maynard

      it's rita's fault.

  17. this is it. finally found the perfect avatar/signature combo

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    2. maynard
    3. DR DOOM

      DR DOOM

      I'm excited, so much I have adopted the same avatar.

      My hope is for everybody to start using it as theirs, and we are all united as GNR fans.

    4. maynard

      maynard

      lol, let there be banner tranny.

  18. "A lot is going on in the jungle these days. Can you keep up?" - Easier than a turtle race, Nightrain.

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    2. maynard

      maynard

      No way, it was just a email I received from GNR.

    3. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      You don't get those e-mails unless you've signed up. Who's a closet new GN'R fan?

    4. ohlovelyrita

      ohlovelyrita

      I'm not paying $45 for membership. I bet the VIP just gets in you in early to get better spots,

      maybe worth it if you like going early.

  19. i've just seen the most awesome self-ban thread in mygnr.

  20. Carnaval... 4 days weekend. Feels good man.

    1. Mr. Dude

      Mr. Dude

      We'll have to disagree to agree.

  21. is that gilby and teddy zig zag on michael jackson's give in to me video?

    1. Padme

      Padme

      Yes. Slash, Gilby and Teddy

    2. RussTCB
    3. maynard

      maynard

      That's so cool. Thanks!

  22. The desert.... unforgiving, barren, lifeless...... UNTIL NOW!

    1. RussTCB

      RussTCB

      RACE FANS! HOT RODDERS!

    2. maynard

      maynard

      *Hogan ears*

    3. RussTCB

      RussTCB

      I wish you could "like" comments in statuses.

  23. *silence* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHYEAH - Axl Rose, Live and Let Die, live at the wedd... Casino

  24. wow, being suspended for some time made me realize how sad and slow is the GNR world. just don't feel like posting anything anymore. axl's army of fanatics are not funny anymore :(

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    2. Coma16
    3. maynard

      maynard

      bacardimayne needs help.

    4. volcano62

      volcano62

      Justin Beiber's forum is fun I heard :)

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