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I watched Goldeneye before The Living Daylights, so I was pretty confused at first :lol:

I know, right? It was those subtle things the filmmakers make us believe that the films have limited continuiety but every character is the same like Bond.

Exactly, although I like that Russian gangster who is in Goldeneye and comes back in The World Is Not Enough

Owns a caviar factory in that one doesnt he? :lol:

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Jack Wade needs more love. The CIA oeprative who loves gardening.

I watched Goldeneye before The Living Daylights, so I was pretty confused at first :lol:

I know, right? It was those subtle things the filmmakers make us believe that the films have limited continuiety but every character is the same like Bond.

Exactly, although I like that Russian gangster who is in Goldeneye and comes back in The World Is Not Enough

Owns a caviar factory in that one doesnt he? :lol:

:lol: yeah i think so
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He was some KGB Agent so bad ass that Bond only wounded him because he had that much respect. He then became one of the most feared Mafia members in Russia, known for cutting up his enemies. Somewhere along the line his heart grows soft and started prospecting caviar.

He died tragically of course, knowing his beloved nephew has been murdered.

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He was some KGB Agent so bad ass that Bond only wounded him because he had that much respect. He then became one of the most feared Mafia members in Russia, known for cutting up his enemies. Somewhere along the line his heart grows soft and started prospecting caviar.

He died tragically of course, knowing his beloved nephew has been murdered.

He is played by Robbie Coltrane, more famous (in the uk) for the television show Cracker. He also plays Hagrid in the Harry Potters.

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One does not simply derail Alec's train.

Time to try out P5's list:

Best Movie: On Her Majesty's Secret Service (or FRWL, or CR, or Skyfall)

Best Bond Actor: Craig or Connery

Best Bond Girl: Diana Rigg

Best Minor Character: Leiter

Best Villain: Silva

Best Bond Vehicle: DB5

Best Bond Gadget/Weapon: PPK

Best Theme: You Know My Name

Best Video Game: GoldenEye 64

Worst Movie: Diamonds

Worst Bond Actor: Brosnan

Worst Bond Girl: Tanya Roberts

Worst Minor Character: Hip's nieces in TMWTGG

Worst Villain: Charles Gray's Blofeld in drag

Worst Bond Vehicle: Graves' rocket car

Worst Bond Gadget/Weapon: the unused gadget laden BMW in GoldenEye

Worst Theme: Never Say Never Again (one of the worst songs I've ever heard)

Worst Video Game: GoldenEye Rogue Agent

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On Her Majesty's Secret Service, From Russia With Love, Casino Royale and Skyfall are all equal on awesomeness. They are the BIG FOUR of James Bond.

I don't think any Bond girl can beat Diana Rigg. Though Eva Green has a fabulous rack.

Tanya Roberts sucks, good one.

Fuck BMW. Nothing against the car, but they are the worse Bond cars. The Aston Martin DB5, DBS and the V8 Vantage win across the board.

To those who say Moore was the worse Bond. Go watch Pierce Brosnan. Even Lazenby makes him look bad.

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Brosnan looked badass as James Bond but his movies SUCK. It's not his fault, I agree, but THEY SUCK SO BAD. I mean... Die Another Day and The World is not Enough are almost unwatchable. Off all JBs, I'd say he's probably my least favorite but I gotta say they never gave him a chance. Not a big fan of Goldeneye either. Too cliché.

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