arnold layne Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Do you know what pisses me off? Superhero movies. If you enjoy them, you're simple minded. End of discussion. Not only are they unoriginal, they are boring, predictable, unimaginable and unrealistic. They provide no entertainment value. Like Batman. Christian Bale sounds like he's choking on a bunch of dicks when he talks. What's up with that? And now Nolan is making a Superman movie too? What the hell. Now directors won't bother making any good or creative movies because they know a bunch if braindead idiots will spend money to watch this shit instead. Fuck you Nolan, scumbag fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuddMckagan Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 unrealistic. You don't say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luciusfunk Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 If you're so tired of them don't watch them. Or make your own movie. I don't care much for them either, but I'm also not whining about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gunns Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 They all turned to shit from mid 00's onwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumble's Bridge Pickup Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 The lack of realism is kinda the point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Lahey Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I wish they would quit making them. Pretty much 99.9% of the movies they make today are fucking shit though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomasMeadow Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 iron man and batman were cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetness Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 (edited) nah, but if I wasn't into comic books and super hero cartoons n shit when I was younger I probably wouldn't care much for them. I think some of them are really good, (batman, spiderman, iron man) and some of them blow totall ass (the incredible hulk, the superman movie that had kevin spacey in it, thor)If you enjoy them you're simple minded? pff okay man, apparently everything enjoyable has to be extremely deep and complex. no wonder you're such a miserable bastardClearly it's not your thing, but there definitely is a fanbase for them, how do you let it actually "annoy" you? Edited December 12, 2012 by sweetness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacardimayne Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 The first two Spider-Man movies, Iron Man, the Nolan Batman trilogy, and The Avengers are all great movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB. Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I am simple minded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill Devil Hill Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I don't generally like these movies (they're never done justice), but Nolan is the last person that should be called out for shit superhero movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I doubt they will go away. Marvel is like the new Disney.I've watched some of them, more than I hoped. I seem to like more tv than movies these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead74 Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Don't like them. Never have. Never will. However I think it's a bit extreme to say that no directors will now bother to make any good or creative films. Look outside of the US, there are plenty of quality directors making interesting films that beat any of that superhero shit hands down. Get used to subtitles and a whole new world will open up to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Do you know what pisses me off? Everything but Mario Kart?Like Batman. Christian Bale sounds like he's choking on a bunch of dicks.Bring back bad memories does it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I'm fucking tired of your threads. But like superhero movies they don't seem to be coming to an end either. Stop whining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Satanisk_Slakt Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I could not agree more, Arnold! They're all really tacky and boring. I thought the first X-Men film was okay, but that was just because it was nostalgia. They're all shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I loved The Avengers, Spiderman 2, Iron Man and The Dark Knight. The rest can jump off a cliff into traffic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Satanisk_Slakt Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Batman is the worst crap ever. I really don't get why those were so popular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Maybe he's wondering why you would kill a man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB. Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I really love the first two Blade movies! I also like Iron Man, X-men, dark knight, the Avengers.Like I said, I am simple minded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NewGNRnOldGNR Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Maybe he's wondering why you would kill a man...*shootBefore throwing him out of a plane...The Nolan trilogy (particularly DK with Heath) is an amazing bit of filmography. Revolutionized the mundane approach to super heros and shattered the imagery of Batman as an invincible, emotionally uninvolved vigilante. I can't wait to see Nolan apply his genius to the Superman concept, he'll totally reinvent that franchise as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Batman 1 and 2 (Burton and Nolan), Spiderman 1 and 2, Blade 1 and 2, X Men 1 and 2, Superman 1 and 2 were all great movies. Don't know what it is about superhero threequels that makes them all shit. On top of that Thor, Avengers, Iron Man, Dark Man, The Crow, Hulk, Watchmen and Kick-Ass were all a lot of fun. I even have a soft spot for Spawn. I think that if you don't enjoy at least some of these movies you take yourself far too seriously. The Nolan trilogy (particularly DK with Heath) is an amazing bit of filmography. Revolutionized the mundane approach to super heros and shattered the imagery of Batman as an invincible, emotionally uninvolved vigilante. I can't wait to see Nolan apply his genius to the Superman concept, he'll totally reinvent that franchise as well.I honestly think that DKR was a pile of shit. The other two were great but that movie was wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I think they are a lot of fun and I am glad filmmakers have learned to respect superheroes to make decent adaptations. I am not a comic book reader but it would be a great time to be one and have all these movies come out. That said I got a kick out of Nolan's The Dark Knight trilogy, Iron Man, and I look forward to Man of Steel. I liked the first two Spider-Man's but they now look silly compared to Batman and Iron Man.Haven't seen The Avengers though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I really like them - but then, there are a helluva lot of crappy movies in the genre. Not everything can be an Iron Man.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NewGNRnOldGNR Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 (edited) I honestly think that DKR was a pile of shit. The other two were great but that movie was wank. I watched it again yesterday after buying the DVD release and have to say post-overwhelming hype of the initial release there are a lot of really lazy grey areas in the film.I adore Tom Hardy's portrayal of Bane and Anne Hathaway in that catsuit and the concept of a humanistic meditated terror network gripping Gotham City; but how Bane was able to travel outside the terrorzone to place Wayne in that prison, Wayne's cringey escape, the ambiguity regarding the essentially paedophilic affection of Bane for Talia when in reality their bond dates back to her childhood, and ultimately his survival of an atomic bomb in trying to salvage Gotham were all highly questionable plot elements. Truthfully its the most ineffective finale to a series ever as it raises more questions than it answers. I think Nolan has to be intent on an expansion. Edited December 12, 2012 by NewGNRnOldGNR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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